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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Am I the only one who thinks of a large bacon butty covered in daddies sauce ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think of spag boll cos thats the only meal her indoors wil cook and leave wile she feks of out

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

"Am I the only one who thinks of a large bacon butty covered in daddies sauce ?"
quite possibly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think of a guy ive been with previously fucking me and usually it doesnt take long when the thoughts come flooding back :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I usually think, "this'll fookin hurt if it gets her in the eye!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't do it

Apparently it makes you go blind xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't do it

Apparently it makes you go blind xx

Ah grasshopper! There you are!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

99% of men wank, the other 1% are liars.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah I'm more of a HP sauce man myself.

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By *urreyfun2008Man over a year ago

East Grinstead

90% of women wank, but 10% never do.

70% deny it, but refer to it as going shopping.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surely you should be having sexy thoughts?? Or is this the food appreciation society

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By *oketsoxMan over a year ago

Kettering

Red sauce? Brown sauce? Or no sauce at all?

Hang around a minute and you can add mayo to that list of options!!

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"I don't do it

Apparently it makes you go blind xx

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I'll risk one eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think about sausages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think about sausages

and me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't do it

Apparently it makes you go blind xx

Well done Soaps, looking after your health

You do know that smoking stunts your growth don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't do it

Apparently it makes you go blind xx

Well done Soaps, looking after your health

You do know that smoking stunts your growth don't you?

bit late for his growth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nope... pie peas n gravy is a good 1 aswell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't do it

Apparently it makes you go blind xx

Well done Soaps, looking after your health

You do know that smoking stunts your growth don't you?

bit late for his growth

Now now Jac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't do it

Apparently it makes you go blind xx

Well done Soaps, looking after your health

You do know that smoking stunts your growth don't you?

bit late for his growth

Now now Jac

im just saying

but i would buy him some heels to make him taller

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By *ath-N-DelCouple over a year ago

Glasgow area

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By *ath-N-DelCouple over a year ago

Glasgow area

"Am I the only one who thinks of a large bacon butty covered in daddies sauce ?"

Depends...

Who the daddy??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Am I the only one who thinks of a large bacon butty covered in daddies sauce ?

Depends...

Who the daddy??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

noel edmands....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I normaly think I hope this fecki traffic jam clears soon as the passengers are starting to get a tad restless here on the bus!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say but mostly its stuff that would get my post removed and me banned.. but mmmm It's good for me..

It is mostly things master and I have done or plan to do.

Cali

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

my local priest

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By *heWolfMan over a year ago

warwickshire

Not getting caught.

(Go on, someone trot out the old chestnut about headphones, their Mum and a steaming hot mug of coffee...)

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Not getting caught.

(Go on, someone trot out the old chestnut about headphones, their Mum and a steaming hot mug of coffee...)

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i feel left out now cuz my mam never did that

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