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For me it's bagels.
Which is unfortunate....I love them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Porridge  |
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With the risk of sounding to northern pease pudding does it every time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The usual greens - sprouts and cabbage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kale! I make smoothies with Kale in and I'm like a one man wind turbine.... |
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"Porridge "
Mmn porridge makes me rumble too. Good thing we aren't in the Three Bears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *ork10Man
over a year ago
York |
And here’s me thinking woman don’t fart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At this minute it's the large bag of peanuts and bottle of iron brew. Are making me very windy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beans for me (hev)
Charlie farts 24/7 so all food is fart fuel for him I think.
Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A huge cock up me jacksie |
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"With the risk of sounding to northern pease pudding does it every time"
Is Pease Pudding a real thing people still eat? Blimey.
Keep away from the half a pound of Tuppenny Rice |
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"The usual greens - sprouts and cabbage! "
I'm fine with them, strangely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything with dairy in it. Also anything with gelatine. I should be vegan really. |
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"Kale! I make smoothies with Kale in and I'm like a one man wind turbine...."
If you drink Kale smoothies you deserve wind! |
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Chilli or any hot and spicy food, and as I love hot and spicy food...every night after my tea  |
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"At this minute it's the large bag of peanuts and bottle of iron brew. Are making me very windy "
Parp! |
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Yes in fact I have had some today |
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By *linyMan
over a year ago
Manchester/London |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kale! I make smoothies with Kale in and I'm like a one man wind turbine....
If you drink Kale smoothies you deserve wind!"
I have an obsession with lighting my farts, so I drink them on purpose. |
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By *linyMan
over a year ago
Manchester/London |
"A huge cock up me jacksie"
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Beans and butt sex.
But not together. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pistachios make me fart. |
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"Beans for me (hev)
Charlie farts 24/7 so all food is fart fuel for him I think.
Xx"
Fart fuel lol, I like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Veggie stew |
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"Anything dairy based x"
Even chocolate?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing. My arse is a perfume factory don't you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst thing for me is getting hungry I feel it start in my belly churning then I bloat then it works it's way out a couple of hours later. |
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I'm allergic to bullshit, that's when I fart |
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"Nothing. My arse is a perfume factory don't you know. "
You are obviously royalty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dried apricots....god its awful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eating |
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"A huge cock up me jacksie"
Post anal wind is an occupational hazard lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cumming apparently  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some forums faces  |
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Red cabbage well any veg really |
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"Kidney beans"
Butter beans send me into otbit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apples and mayonnaise. Not together mind.
Mrs |
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"Anything with dairy in it. Also anything with gelatine. I should be vegan really. "
Sounds that way |
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"Chilli or any hot and spicy food, and as I love hot and spicy food...every night after my tea "
Ouch! |
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"Anything dairy based x
Even chocolate? "
Yes. Doesn't stop me though x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything healthy. |
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"Beans and butt sex.
But not together."
Mmn probably best not to combine those two... |
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"Pistachios make me fart."
That's nuts! |
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"Veggie stew "
Step away from the vegetables... |
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"Nothing. My arse is a perfume factory don't you know. "
I'd expect nothing less |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Baked beans for breakfast then follow it up with a chicken vindaloo for tea....
Results are scary. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Baked beans for breakfast then follow it up with a chicken vindaloo for tea....
Results are scary. |
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"The worst thing for me is getting hungry I feel it start in my belly churning then I bloat then it works it's way out a couple of hours later. "
Ooher... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything, I have IBS so always do it x |
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Onions, both of us, the interesting nights are about 2 hours after cheese and onion sandwiches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anal sex luckily it doesn't start until I'm on the way home.  |
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"Eating "
Parp parp!
Do you hold them in or just let the wind go free? |
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My monthlies gives me flatulance of which I am ashamed..... |
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"Some forums faces "
You make my sphincter tighten |
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"Red cabbage well any veg really "
Veg is getting a bad rep on here, how can something healthy make you smell so bad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doggy style |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Madras |
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Chips and gravy give me proper duvet lifters. |
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"Red cabbage well any veg really
Veg is getting a bad rep on here, how can something healthy make you smell so bad!"
I’m talking toxic gas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My diabetes meds
I've asked to change them but Doc says they work and farts as a side effect isn't serious enough to change |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spunk in my bum
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"Spunk in my bum
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I presume that would make anyone fart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funerals and other quiet social situations. |
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
Cornwall |
Jerusalem Artichokes. Hadn't tried them until a few years ago & really liked them, but I seemed to be producing wind for some time afterwards Have to plan ahead if I'm thinking of having them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me it's bagels.
Which is unfortunate....I love them "
Everything lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pull my finger!
Oh, is it too soon |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
It's kinda random for me, never really the same thing twice. Last time was baked beans with some grated cheese melted over them for the last minute or so in the pan. Mother of devine Jesus it could have stopped an elephant in its tracks |
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Any type of pork for me. Not pork-ing as far as I can remember |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Food |
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By *redjMan
over a year ago
gloucestershire |
For anyone that says dairy you may be lactose intolerant i know i am and jeeezzz does it have side effects |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chicken |
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It starts with an f,The rest is just an Art. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stake that’s not well done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything generally unhealthy so eat well people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Curry, and pastry, and vegetables. |
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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago
Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire |
"For me it's bagels.
Which is unfortunate....I love them "
Eggs
Beans
Milk
Sometimes I go, Jesus, did that come from me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a veggi so nothing food wise. Unhealthy thoughts of bacon butties usually does it ?? |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
"Jerusalem Artichokes. Hadn't tried them until a few years ago & really liked them, but I seemed to be producing wind for some time afterwards Have to plan ahead if I'm thinking of having them "
That is because jerusalem artichokes store their energy in the tubers as inulin rather than starch. We can't digest inulin but some of our benificial gut bacteria can and when thet do they produce hydrogen, carbon dioxide and some methane. The other veg especially rich in inulin is chicory. Generally a moderate inulin consumption is thought to be good for digestive health. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beans for me (hev)
Charlie farts 24/7 so all food is fart fuel for him I think.
Xx
Fart fuel lol, I like that"
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
A good shagging up the bum usually results in some anal belching  |
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After eating faggots, I do keep away from naked flames. And I also avoid wearing nylon clothing just in case a static spark ignites the fumes in my briefs, and singe my bum fluff.
I know this is really disgusting, ''But''
after eating faggots I go to the local supermarket and stand in the middle of a aisle and let rip. I then rush to the end of the aisle and look back, to watch the other shoppers reactions. And I am thinking ! WOW You could cut that one with a knife.  |
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"Porridge
Mmn porridge makes me rumble too. Good thing we aren't in the Three Bears."
Imagine the outcome if you dipped your bagels in porridge
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
Nothing, I don’t. I’m like a sheep. Admittedly sometimes my friends have to tie a string round my ankle to stop my flying away like a loose balloon though |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Nothing, I don’t. I’m like a sheep. Admittedly sometimes my friends have to tie a string round my ankle to stop my flying away like a loose balloon though "
Omg you lie
I always thought it was a bottom song |
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Women ?? Farting?? Never. I always assumed you lot just lightly ejected the scent of rose petals into the air . |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"Women ?? Farting?? Never. I always assumed you lot just lightly ejected the scent of rose petals into the air ."
Also known as glitter puffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything that enters my stomach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea and biscuits
I don’t get invited to the vicarage anymore |
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So far vegetables and anal sex seen to be the main culprits
Think the lesson learned is not to combine the two!
Could take someone's eye out with a turbo charged courgette! |
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"Porridge "
Well Quaker my oats with that cute ass. |
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Pretty much everything, however my diabetes medication makes me very windy luckily I only have to take one a day if I take two I literally turn into a fart machine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yoga  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Nothing, I don’t. I’m like a sheep. Admittedly sometimes my friends have to tie a string round my ankle to stop my flying away like a loose balloon though
Omg you lie
I always thought it was a bottom song"
How very dare you! You’re off my favourite tv list  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When she pulls well lubed fingers out of my arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beans beans the musical fruit |
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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago
New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies |
gluten, the slightest crumb of wheat and like the gas works. |
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"Beans beans the musical fruit"
The more you eat
The more you toot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Female half of profile here admitting to gluten farts and big cums farts which he finds very amusing to induce |
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Apart from the obvious...hazelnuts do it for me. |
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The gas in my large intestine generally does it.
Mushy peas or Brussel sprouts usually are the key factor to this gas!
As a side issue can you tell by the sound alone if it is a bum fart or a fanny fart? |
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Wasabi peas are causing ructions tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hummus |
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The bagels are still working their magic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No idea never been that prolific or skilled at it |
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"No idea never been that prolific or skilled at it"
You cant be good at everything darlin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea never been that prolific or skilled at it
You cant be good at everything darlin "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peppers make me fart. Smell is so authentic |
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"Peppers make me fart. Smell is so authentic "
Smell-o-vision lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cabbage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cabbage rich veggie stew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leeks... smells like death |
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If veg are so good for us, why do they make us fart so bad? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're assuming farts are a bad thing. They are hilarious if times correctly |
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"You're assuming farts are a bad thing. They are hilarious if times correctly "
You've obviously not experienced one of mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're assuming farts are a bad thing. They are hilarious if times correctly
You've obviously not experienced one of mine "
Is that an offer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A huge cock up me jacksie"
Would that not stop you farting????
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pistachios make me fart."
Your just nuts |
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A second cup of tea. I'm a Vicar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Curried vegan. |
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Steak and kidney pie with mushy peas... The hurricane is born |
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Wow this is an old thread...I'm off the bagels at the min |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow this is an old thread...I'm off the bagels at the min "
Would seem by reading the thread you need to avoid more than just bagels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My IBS makes me bottom burp if I have lots of onions |
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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago
All over the shop |
My IBS. My constant companion that fucks me up on a regular basis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pistachios |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jizz"
Want to have some gas
Chicken makes the wind blow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive only had an omelette today, and I have been stinking myself out all day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive not farted since I was about 15 lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alpen |
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By *awk90Man
over a year ago
Hamburg, Germany |
Aldi has these sugar-free sweets... Containing maltitol. That stuff is BAD for my tummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Onions and boy do they stink |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Ive not farted since I was about 15 lol "
Liar |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Onions and boy do they stink"
Eeeeew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everything literally everything although I blame it on the protein shakes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brussel sprouts at xmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beans for me (hev)
Charlie farts 24/7 so all food is fart fuel for him I think.
Xx"
Haha that’s me too - and I always get a great laugh from queefs too! Keeps the sex funny |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Beans for me (hev)
Charlie farts 24/7 so all food is fart fuel for him I think.
Xx
Haha that’s me too - and I always get a great laugh from queefs too! Keeps the sex funny "
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Too much Guinness and a steak and kidney pie does for me! |
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