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over a year ago
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Did you know where the word FUCK came from ?
Well in the dark ages, the plague was killing hundreds of thousands of people in Britian.
Due to the shortage of new conscripts to the army, the King was concerned that there would not be enough people to defend the country. So he passed a law....
Faunicate Under Command of the King
..thus the word F.U.C.K came about !
So when your having fun, just think...The King commands it !!!  |
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Thought it originated from the word Fokker which was a Dutch aircraft manufacturer named after its founder, Anthony Fokker. The company operated under several different names, starting out in 1912 in Schwerin, Germany, moving to the Netherlands in 1919.
During its most successful period in the 1920s and 1930s, it dominated the civil aviation market. Fokker went into bankruptcy in 1996, and its operations were sold to competitors. And during the war people said "here come the Fokkers"
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The word fuck comes from colonial times, when someone would be punished for 'prostitution' It was an acronym for the words
'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'
FUCK was written on the stocks that held these criminals because For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge was too long to go on the stocks.
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By (user no longer on site)
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ill just tell everyone its a fact 
doubt they`ll know any better 
I have HUGE tits...that's a fact 
...did it work? "
no because i just looked at ur pics so theres evidence to the contrary |
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Its the anglo saxon word for...fuck
Iys origins are Germanic, there is a good bit on wikki on the urban myths trotted out above though
False etymologies
One reason that the word fuck is so hard to trace etymologically is that it was used far more extensively in common speech than in easily traceable written forms. There are several urban-legend false etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word. None of these acronyms was ever recorded before the 1960s, according to the authoritative lexicographical work The F-Word, and thus are backronyms. In any event, the word fuck has been in use far too long for some of these supposed origins to be possible. Some of these urban legends are that the word fuck came from Irish law. If a couple were caught committing adultery, they would be punished "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge In the Nude", with "FUCKIN" written on the stocks above them to denote the crime. A similar variant on this theory involves the recording by church clerks of the crime of Forbidden Use of Carnal Knowledge. Another theory is that of a royal permission. During the Black Death in the Middle Ages, towns were trying to control populations and their interactions. Since uncontaminated resources were scarce, many towns required permission to have children. Hence, the legend goes, that couples that were having children were required to first obtain royal permission (usually from a local magistrate or lord) and then place a sign somewhere visible from the road in their home that said "Fornicating Under Consent of King", which was later shortened to "FUCK". This story is hard to document, but has persisted in oral and literary traditions for many years; however, it has been demonstrated to be an urban legend.[ |
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all bollocks (A word which is linked to the resemblence of the split pomell of the ballock knife).
Fuck is a word with roots at least 1500 years old, around the same age as shit and dick ( Cedric of saxon fame is likely to be a coruption of cer or curdick, literaly, dog dick)...... |
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ill just tell everyone its a fact
doubt they`ll know any better
I have HUGE tits...that's a fact
...did it work? "
And I've a 12 inches long, thick cock that stays hard for ages - honest  |
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"all bollocks (A word which is linked to the resemblence of the split pomell of the ballock knife).
Fuck is a word with roots at least 1500 years old, around the same age as shit and dick ( Cedric of saxon fame is likely to be a coruption of cer or curdick, literaly, dog dick)......"
His name was Cerdic, not Cedric,and it was pronounced 'Cherdic" . |
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"all bollocks (A word which is linked to the resemblence of the split pomell of the ballock knife).
Fuck is a word with roots at least 1500 years old, around the same age as shit and dick ( Cedric of saxon fame is likely to be a coruption of cer or curdick, literaly, dog dick)......
His name was Cerdic, not Cedric,and it was pronounced 'Cherdic" ."
Given that Cher has been married a few times, i'd bet she's had quite a bit of dick.
Sadly, not mine. |
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"all bollocks (A word which is linked to the resemblence of the split pomell of the ballock knife).
Fuck is a word with roots at least 1500 years old, around the same age as shit and dick ( Cedric of saxon fame is likely to be a coruption of cer or curdick, literaly, dog dick)......
His name was Cerdic, not Cedric,and it was pronounced 'Cherdic" ."
sigh........
read the post.....
cerdic was corupted into cedrick (this i know because a housemate was named cedrick after the character..........
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You are all wrong.....
Noah was the first to use the word "fuck", during a conversation with god... it went something like this.
God - "Noah, I want you to make a boat, to save two of every species, for I am to send a flood to wipe out mankind."
Noah - " Fuck me, thats gonna have to be a big boat!" |
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