Nope. If I’d paid for a proper sportsy medically sort of massage I’d bloody expect them to be professional about it and sort my back out. If I was going for a sleazy back massage with extras is just go for the extras and not bother with the back massage bit. Actually, I’d probably just have a wank and watch porn instead. |
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When I was staying in London for work my back was playing up and I decided to have a massage on the Sunday.
The place was only two minutes walk from me and it looked good, so I thought why not.
The massage was terrible! I remember thinking this is doing nothing for me at all.. And then after around 10 minutes she asked me to turn around and offered me extras.
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"When I was staying in London for work my back was playing up and I decided to have a massage on the Sunday.
The place was only two minutes walk from me and it looked good, so I thought why not.
The massage was terrible! I remember thinking this is doing nothing for me at all.. And then after around 10 minutes she asked me to turn around and offered me extras.
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Didn’t you look up the place and online to find out more? I would always go my research if I wanted a proper massage. |
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"When I was staying in London for work my back was playing up and I decided to have a massage on the Sunday.
The place was only two minutes walk from me and it looked good, so I thought why not.
The massage was terrible! I remember thinking this is doing nothing for me at all.. And then after around 10 minutes she asked me to turn around and offered me extras.
Didn’t you look up the place and online to find out more? I would always go my research if I wanted a proper massage. "
No I never look online. I haven't got the Patience. |
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"When I was staying in London for work my back was playing up and I decided to have a massage on the Sunday.
The place was only two minutes walk from me and it looked good, so I thought why not.
The massage was terrible! I remember thinking this is doing nothing for me at all.. And then after around 10 minutes she asked me to turn around and offered me extras.
Didn’t you look up the place and online to find out more? I would always go my research if I wanted a proper massage.
No I never look online. I haven't got the Patience. "
That could have seriously fucked your back up! |
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"When I was staying in London for work my back was playing up and I decided to have a massage on the Sunday.
The place was only two minutes walk from me and it looked good, so I thought why not.
The massage was terrible! I remember thinking this is doing nothing for me at all.. And then after around 10 minutes she asked me to turn around and offered me extras.
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There's a website that I can't mention on here. You would be staggered how many Thai massage parlours, Chinese healing centres, well-being centres, etc offer 'extras'.
The police leave them alone as long as there's no trafficking going on. |
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"When I was staying in London for work my back was playing up and I decided to have a massage on the Sunday.
The place was only two minutes walk from me and it looked good, so I thought why not.
The massage was terrible! I remember thinking this is doing nothing for me at all.. And then after around 10 minutes she asked me to turn around and offered me extras.
Didn’t you look up the place and online to find out more? I would always go my research if I wanted a proper massage.
No I never look online. I haven't got the Patience.
That could have seriously fucked your back up! "
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You're lucky all you got was a crap massage. |
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"When I was staying in London for work my back was playing up and I decided to have a massage on the Sunday.
The place was only two minutes walk from me and it looked good, so I thought why not.
The massage was terrible! I remember thinking this is doing nothing for me at all.. And then after around 10 minutes she asked me to turn around and offered me extras.
Didn’t you look up the place and online to find out more? I would always go my research if I wanted a proper massage.
No I never look online. I haven't got the Patience.
That could have seriously fucked your back up! "
she barely touched my back. It was crap. |
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"When I was staying in London for work my back was playing up and I decided to have a massage on the Sunday.
The place was only two minutes walk from me and it looked good, so I thought why not.
The massage was terrible! I remember thinking this is doing nothing for me at all.. And then after around 10 minutes she asked me to turn around and offered me extras.
Didn’t you look up the place and online to find out more? I would always go my research if I wanted a proper massage.
No I never look online. I haven't got the Patience.
That could have seriously fucked your back up!
she barely touched my back. It was crap. "
Luckily |
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"When I was staying in London for work my back was playing up and I decided to have a massage on the Sunday.
The place was only two minutes walk from me and it looked good, so I thought why not.
The massage was terrible! I remember thinking this is doing nothing for me at all.. And then after around 10 minutes she asked me to turn around and offered me extras.
There's a website that I can't mention on here. You would be staggered how many Thai massage parlours, Chinese healing centres, well-being centres, etc offer 'extras'.
The police leave them alone as long as there's no trafficking going on. "
 I can imagine.
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I've had a problem with a hip joint most of this year, and I've interspersed monthly osteopath treatment with some proper sports massage. The masseuse is great and has really strong hands, and by golly, does she find the right spots. But totally professional, and that's how it should be. |
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"Paid for what you thought was a professional back massage and been offered extras? "
After having professional massages, I don't think I would be in a fit state to do anything else. I'm usually in agony |
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