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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My Morrison mild onion wasn't....nearly blew my socks off

Over to thee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You never take your socks of either so wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gotta take the bins out and it's raining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my mascara smudges in the heat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wanted to buy a milkshake today but forgot and then left the shop. Couldn't be bothered going back so now won't get a milkshake untill tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friend has a crap old phone and can't see the emojis I send.

I have to actually type words to express myself.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

I missed my mouth and globbed toffee sauce from my sticky toffee donut twist onto my white top because I was perving on Fab while sipping a cappuccino on the patio... At 3pm on a weekday... Doesn't get much more first world than that...

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

I need a mocha but it’s 10mins walk

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You never take your socks of either so wow

True that

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I gotta take the bins out and it's raining

I just did the bin run, nearly slipped on a wet cobble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I gotta take the bins out and it's raining

I just did the bin run, nearly slipped on a wet cobble

Tricksy slippsy fucknuggets

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By *hisCharManMan over a year ago

South Manchester

200 channels on the TV and I can’t find anything to watch

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By *ayTVTV/TS over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Why are there 8 hot dogs in a tin and only 6 finger rolls in a pack??

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"my mascara smudges in the heat"

Heat?! Its p@ssing down here!

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By *easidegirlWoman over a year ago

south shore

My boots have leaked, walking to the bus in the rain and now my toes are wrinkly

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By *il FiskMan over a year ago

sefton

I couldn't park outside the Costa, and got wet getting my coffee!!

Oh, the pain...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I wanted to buy a milkshake today but forgot and then left the shop. Couldn't be bothered going back so now won't get a milkshake untill tomorrow. "

Grrr! Good luck tommoz

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

The pink icing on my ring doughnut stuck to the plastic casing. Not the same scrapping it off and trying to get it back on the doughnut.

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By *dreamofunicornsWoman over a year ago

wakefield

I went to the doctors a day early

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I have to unload the dishwasher !!!!! sometime, when I can face it......... manage it.... bare it .......

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By *eviant KnightMan over a year ago

Norton

My alexa isn't working and I now have to actually turn off my room lights by hand

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My friend has a crap old phone and can't see the emojis I send.

I have to actually type words to express myself. "

Goodlordingtons!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I missed my mouth and globbed toffee sauce from my sticky toffee donut twist onto my white top because I was perving on Fab while sipping a cappuccino on the patio... At 3pm on a weekday... Doesn't get much more first world than that...

You had me at sticky toffee donut twist

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I've whipped all the double cream for pavlovas and not left quite enough to drizzle in to my organic soup

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I crtn ware my glacess juts dider mi jair crtn seere ting

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

M&S didn’t have any button mushrooms so I had to use sliced in my chicken n mushroom pie, it’s a travesty

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I need a mocha but it’s 10mins walk

I feel your pain

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"My Morrison mild onion wasn't....nearly blew my socks off

Over to thee

Carvery only had one meat selection tonight!!!!!

Life as we know it is over..

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"200 channels on the TV and I can’t find anything to watch "

Yeah, was like that in my hotel room last night. Gave up after Salvage Hunters and sommat about Appleby Horse Fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finally took the bins out

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By *oved Up 2Couple over a year ago

nottingham

We lead a tough life lol

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Why are there 8 hot dogs in a tin and only 6 finger rolls in a pack??"

Because I usually eat two cold while I'm waiting for the other 6 to warm up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bath is too hot

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My boots have leaked, walking to the bus in the rain and now my toes are wrinkly"

No fun when your boots let in

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By *il FiskMan over a year ago

sefton

When the dogs coat has leaked and you have to towel her down!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The pink icing on my ring doughnut stuck to the plastic casing. Not the same scrapping it off and trying to get it back on the doughnut.

Ouch....very true...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm off work tomorrow but forgot to buy bacon for brunch tomorrow

I might have to go out for breakfast!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bubble bath isnt bubbly enough and the candle blew out so I have a ruined bathing experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"my mascara smudges in the heat

Heat?! Its p@ssing down here!"

im in Italy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to take your own bins out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to take your own bins out!

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I'm just a little bit cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phone memory 15.82 out of 16.00. Gotta delete stuff...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I put beef gravy on my vegan sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There wasn't any Cherry Pie as Asda today so I had to settle for Apple Pie.

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