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If you could pick a new REAL name for yourself what would you pick?
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over a year ago
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i remember this girl approaching some mates at a party and telling them she liked me and was interested. they told her my name was gilbert! 
it didnt stop her trying it on though  i didnt catch on until she called me it |
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over a year ago
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"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy"
them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent 
do i detect a split personality here?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy
them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent
do i detect a split personality here??"
nah not at all.. just think both would have suited me. Kimberly is such a boring name lol |
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Juliet, i was going to be called juliet and then my mum changed her mind at the last moment. Anything would of been better than karen, such a boring name. It was ok before i got married as i had an unusual surname but when i got married i got one of the worst surnames possible |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy
them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent
do i detect a split personality here??
nah not at all.. just think both would have suited me. Kimberly is such a boring name lol"
i love the name kimberly, thats kind of in the middle of roxy and amy!
plus ive got a thing for kimberly walsh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I quite like Delilah
Hi im Samson now
Samson Muffmuncher, eh? When are we setting our couples profile up then???  "
You need to hop on my pogostick first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i hate my name and would love to change it
my mum was convinced i was a boy and wanted to call me Tarquin and no i'm not joking, so when i was born she was stuck as she hadn't even considered girls names and settled on Karen i mean ffs how can you go from something so different as Tarquin to something so damn common as Karen
my favourite name is Ruby Blue but nothing to do with porn its a friends grand daughters name and as soon as i heard it i loved it so if i could choose a name that is what it would be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like my name - I am the only person in the world with my name.
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our youngest son is like that a one and only and he loves it makes him really stand out and his name is never forgotten |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i hate my name and would love to change it
my mum was convinced i was a boy and wanted to call me Tarquin and no i'm not joking, so when i was born she was stuck as she hadn't even considered girls names and settled on Karen i mean ffs how can you go from something so different as Tarquin to something so damn common as Karen
my favourite name is Ruby Blue but nothing to do with porn its a friends grand daughters name and as soon as i heard it i loved it so if i could choose a name that is what it would be "
eeerrrrrrrrrmmmmmm excuse me missy, but i havnt even proposed to you . . . never mind letting you take my name  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i hate my name and would love to change it
my mum was convinced i was a boy and wanted to call me Tarquin and no i'm not joking, so when i was born she was stuck as she hadn't even considered girls names and settled on Karen i mean ffs how can you go from something so different as Tarquin to something so damn common as Karen
my favourite name is Ruby Blue but nothing to do with porn its a friends grand daughters name and as soon as i heard it i loved it so if i could choose a name that is what it would be
eeerrrrrrrrrmmmmmm excuse me missy, but i havnt even proposed to you . . . never mind letting you take my name "
sorry but its not a surname maybe i should hyphenate it
ooo so i guess if we did marry i would be Ruby-Blue Blue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i hate my name and would love to change it
my mum was convinced i was a boy and wanted to call me Tarquin and no i'm not joking, so when i was born she was stuck as she hadn't even considered girls names and settled on Karen i mean ffs how can you go from something so different as Tarquin to something so damn common as Karen
my favourite name is Ruby Blue but nothing to do with porn its a friends grand daughters name and as soon as i heard it i loved it so if i could choose a name that is what it would be
eeerrrrrrrrrmmmmmm excuse me missy, but i havnt even proposed to you . . . never mind letting you take my name
sorry but its not a surname maybe i should hyphenate it
ooo so i guess if we did marry i would be Ruby-Blue Blue "
that would be quite a colourful name |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"I quite like Delilah
Hi im Samson now
Samson Muffmuncher, eh? When are we setting our couples profile up then???
You need to hop on my pogostick first "
Pogosticks n a Raleigh Chopper were my fave toys as a youngster....still partial to both to this day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy
them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent
do i detect a split personality here??
nah not at all.. just think both would have suited me. Kimberly is such a boring name lol
i love the name kimberly, thats kind of in the middle of roxy and amy!
plus ive got a thing for kimberly walsh "
im nothing like Kimberly Walsh... my mum called me Kimberly because i used to lay heavy on her bladder and in public toilets there's 'Kimberly Clark'... so i am NO WAY ever going to date a man with a surname Clark... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy
them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent
do i detect a split personality here??
nah not at all.. just think both would have suited me. Kimberly is such a boring name lol
i love the name kimberly, thats kind of in the middle of roxy and amy!
plus ive got a thing for kimberly walsh
im nothing like Kimberly Walsh... my mum called me Kimberly because i used to lay heavy on her bladder and in public toilets there's 'Kimberly Clark'... so i am NO WAY ever going to date a man with a surname Clark... "
so your named after a toilet? shit, thats some bad luck there 
with a name like cute n sassy, you gotta be better than kimberly walsh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like Roxy for some reason or Amy
them two names are the opposite for me, roxy is a wild child crazy chick, and amy is little miss sweet and innocent
do i detect a split personality here??
nah not at all.. just think both would have suited me. Kimberly is such a boring name lol
i love the name kimberly, thats kind of in the middle of roxy and amy!
plus ive got a thing for kimberly walsh
im nothing like Kimberly Walsh... my mum called me Kimberly because i used to lay heavy on her bladder and in public toilets there's 'Kimberly Clark'... so i am NO WAY ever going to date a man with a surname Clark...
so your named after a toilet? shit, thats some bad luck there
with a name like cute n sassy, you gotta be better than kimberly walsh "
I know!! my sodding mother could have lied and said the African diamond mines or something... lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the name Sophia, don't think it would suit me though.
Sassy, I actually know someone who is called Kimberly Clark, her mum had a mad sense of humour! Lol."
poor woman... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have so many bloody names that i think one more would just confuse matters  i get called different things by different people but my dad's nickname was the meanst from about 12 onwards he thought dolly was amusing  xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Changed my surname a few years ago to Wood. Which is a light sexual innuendo but more importantly inspired by Woodie Gutherie so it has political and musical relevance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my mum was convinced i was a boy and wanted to call me Tarquin and no i'm not joking... "
It might be novel for all of five minutes, but all the same I'll step away from that one...
so it's gonna have to be Cedric
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Frankie Stein or Frank Norman Stein (Get it?) would be good fun and a talking point.
I also love those Biblical names like the Dingles have, Mordecai or Zebulon are good ones. R
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roxanne!
I love the name....
All i can think of Eddie Murphy singing that in 48 hrs. Sassy name though.
What about Steve Martin and Daryl Hannah?"
If i choose Steve Martin and you Daryl Hannah people will talk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gary Neville from Man utds Dad is called Neville Neville due to a bit of a mix up at the hospital. How cool having two names the same to confuse the fuck out of people lol |
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