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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I try post very honest pics, with lumps/bumps etc on show but there's still a bit of editing going on! What've you cut out or hidden?

For starters I have a massive bruise on my right boob in my profile pic, I can barely walk in any of the shoes and my teacup is empty.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

They only editing is some shading or blurring of some areas of the pics, the rest are me

If I have a bruise I can cover it with blurring

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They only editing is some shading or blurring of some areas of the pics, the rest are me

If I have a bruise I can cover it with blurring "

I don't think my phone does blurring or I'd have used it to hide tattoos! Might just be me though as I'm not very good with this stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Iv never really edited any of mine except a bit of cropping.

If I'm not happy the way I look, I just don't post it.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"They only editing is some shading or blurring of some areas of the pics, the rest are me

If I have a bruise I can cover it with blurring

I don't think my phone does blurring or I'd have used it to hide tattoos! Might just be me though as I'm not very good with this stuff! "

I got an app that does it - photo editor classic

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By *xperimentalistMan  over a year ago

East Yorkshire

They are not really sunflowers from my garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Iv never really edited any of mine except a bit of cropping.

If I'm not happy the way I look, I just don't post it. "

Cropping is all I meant really, or props, I don't know how to do anything fancier than that ha! I love imagining what's going on in the background of people's pics though, or what was happening at the time. I should get a life really !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They are not really sunflowers from my garden "

Do you feel better now that you have that off your chest?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"They are not really sunflowers from my garden "

Someone else’s garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They are not really sunflowers from my garden "

Interesting that you mention the origin of the flowers and not the dead animal head !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iv never really edited any of mine except a bit of cropping.

If I'm not happy the way I look, I just don't post it.

Cropping is all I meant really, or props, I don't know how to do anything fancier than that ha! I love imagining what's going on in the background of people's pics though, or what was happening at the time. I should get a life really !"

Haha, I do the same.

Iv also never really understood why people don't clean the mirror or tidy up a bit!

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By *ublinGirl92Woman  over a year ago

Hell

The only thing I've edited is my tattoo. I want people to meet me and think I look as good as my pictures not like a totally different person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Iv never really edited any of mine except a bit of cropping.

If I'm not happy the way I look, I just don't post it.

Cropping is all I meant really, or props, I don't know how to do anything fancier than that ha! I love imagining what's going on in the background of people's pics though, or what was happening at the time. I should get a life really !

Haha, I do the same.

Iv also never really understood why people don't clean the mirror or tidy up a bit! "

Oh thank god I'm not the only weirdo! I know, bathroom pics with a ton of female cosmetics and hairbrushes make me do a bit of a facepalm too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The only thing I've edited is my tattoo. I want people to meet me and think I look as good as my pictures not like a totally different person. "

Just to clarify, I'm not talking about photo-shopping what is posted. I agree that's me tal if you're looking to actually meet. I'm just awake and nosy, and wondering about the embarrassing bits folk snip off the pics .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

*mental

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iv never really edited any of mine except a bit of cropping.

If I'm not happy the way I look, I just don't post it.

Cropping is all I meant really, or props, I don't know how to do anything fancier than that ha! I love imagining what's going on in the background of people's pics though, or what was happening at the time. I should get a life really !

Haha, I do the same.

Iv also never really understood why people don't clean the mirror or tidy up a bit!

Oh thank god I'm not the only weirdo! I know, bathroom pics with a ton of female cosmetics and hairbrushes make me do a bit of a facepalm too."

Yes!

Also iv seen a few bathroom selfies where they haven't put the lid on the loo or worse, haven't flushed it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thought of another confession. If my hands are hidden in an odd pose, it means I need a manicure !

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By *ear and pudCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough

Well we like what we see regardless keep them coming

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Iv never really edited any of mine except a bit of cropping.

If I'm not happy the way I look, I just don't post it.

Cropping is all I meant really, or props, I don't know how to do anything fancier than that ha! I love imagining what's going on in the background of people's pics though, or what was happening at the time. I should get a life really !

Haha, I do the same.

Iv also never really understood why people don't clean the mirror or tidy up a bit!

Oh thank god I'm not the only weirdo! I know, bathroom pics with a ton of female cosmetics and hairbrushes make me do a bit of a facepalm too."

Background is always good to observe, catches a lot of people out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought of another confession. If my hands are hidden in an odd pose, it means I need a manicure ! "

I do the exact same! Are you me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iv never really edited any of mine except a bit of cropping.

If I'm not happy the way I look, I just don't post it.

Cropping is all I meant really, or props, I don't know how to do anything fancier than that ha! I love imagining what's going on in the background of people's pics though, or what was happening at the time. I should get a life really !

Haha, I do the same.

Iv also never really understood why people don't clean the mirror or tidy up a bit!

Oh thank god I'm not the only weirdo! I know, bathroom pics with a ton of female cosmetics and hairbrushes make me do a bit of a facepalm too.

Background is always good to observe, catches a lot of people out "

On another site I saw a photo and on the desk they had a bank statement where you could see the address if you zoomed in!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Iv never really edited any of mine except a bit of cropping.

If I'm not happy the way I look, I just don't post it.

Cropping is all I meant really, or props, I don't know how to do anything fancier than that ha! I love imagining what's going on in the background of people's pics though, or what was happening at the time. I should get a life really !

Haha, I do the same.

Iv also never really understood why people don't clean the mirror or tidy up a bit!

Oh thank god I'm not the only weirdo! I know, bathroom pics with a ton of female cosmetics and hairbrushes make me do a bit of a facepalm too.

Background is always good to observe, catches a lot of people out

On another site I saw a photo and on the desk they had a bank statement where you could see the address if you zoomed in! "

Madness

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thought of another confession. If my hands are hidden in an odd pose, it means I need a manicure !

I do the exact same! Are you me! "

Hahaha! This is why I asked! Everyone looks so good on here I was thinking am I the only one who spends 90% of my time with chipped nails, bruised tits and stubble ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought of another confession. If my hands are hidden in an odd pose, it means I need a manicure !

I do the exact same! Are you me!

Hahaha! This is why I asked! Everyone looks so good on here I was thinking am I the only one who spends 90% of my time with chipped nails, bruised tits and stubble ?"

Nope but of course no one posts those pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iv never really edited any of mine except a bit of cropping.

If I'm not happy the way I look, I just don't post it.

Cropping is all I meant really, or props, I don't know how to do anything fancier than that ha! I love imagining what's going on in the background of people's pics though, or what was happening at the time. I should get a life really !

Haha, I do the same.

Iv also never really understood why people don't clean the mirror or tidy up a bit!

Oh thank god I'm not the only weirdo! I know, bathroom pics with a ton of female cosmetics and hairbrushes make me do a bit of a facepalm too.

Background is always good to observe, catches a lot of people out

On another site I saw a photo and on the desk they had a bank statement where you could see the address if you zoomed in!

Madness "

I know right!

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By *ylvie 888Woman  over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Iv never really edited any of mine except a bit of cropping.

If I'm not happy the way I look, I just don't post it.

Cropping is all I meant really, or props, I don't know how to do anything fancier than that ha! I love imagining what's going on in the background of people's pics though, or what was happening at the time. I should get a life really !"

I crop to hide identifiable tattoos and anything that identifies my house/room etc. Other than that what you see us what you get.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I blur out a recognisable mark and chop my head off, and if my stomach looks mega fat i'll crop up to my bellybutton

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I chop my face off with a cleaver and lop off the odd body part

No pain

No pain

No pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine are all real, would have no idea how to do anything else

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By *irthandgirthMan  over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I am really not photogenic so need all the help I can get..

Having said that my pics are in 2 categories- normal/cropped or a little bit more artistic where I change the colour scheme and the contrast to make the lighting look a bit more dramatic. They can be fun to do and only take a few minutes once you get the hang of it.

However I draw the line at those silly filters. People do not look cute with kitten ears or puppy noses. Just stop it.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I blur out a recognisable mark and chop my head off, and if my stomach looks mega fat i'll crop up to my bellybutton "

Oh and someone showed me how to do those black and white pics with just one bit of colour yesterday so I might try that out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

why change how you look, you will get found out when you meet someone, no point

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I really do hate any photo of myself, I can always find something wrong. I'd fix everything if I could.

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I really do hate any photo of myself, I can always find something wrong. I'd fix everything if I could.

"

Please... with that profile pic?

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I blur out a recognisable mark and chop my head off, and if my stomach looks mega fat i'll crop up to my bellybutton

Oh and someone showed me how to do those black and white pics with just one bit of colour yesterday so I might try that out! "

I have always wanted to do those! No idea how they are done

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside

The only editing on my photos are a frame to blur out something in the background, a switch to black and white sometimes and a label. Everything else is as taken

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I blur out a recognisable mark and chop my head off, and if my stomach looks mega fat i'll crop up to my bellybutton

Oh and someone showed me how to do those black and white pics with just one bit of colour yesterday so I might try that out!

I have always wanted to do those! No idea how they are done "

It's actually built into my phone (Huawei) you just go into a pic - edit - splash, then click the bit you want to stay in colour. I can't wait to fiddle with it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In another walk of life I take pictures and find cropping can have a very positive effect on the worst of pictures.

The latest camera phones can do amazing work

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By *ynecplCouple  over a year ago

London (till 19th May)

Blur or crop out our faces but that is about it. Obviously we only post the ones that we think look the most flattering and could well have taken 100s of photos to get just one or two good ones.

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By *irthandgirthMan  over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I blur out a recognisable mark and chop my head off, and if my stomach looks mega fat i'll crop up to my bellybutton

Oh and someone showed me how to do those black and white pics with just one bit of colour yesterday so I might try that out! "

Oh I love those,can you do a guide for it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I only ever crop my pictures, never use any other editing tool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have hairy legs in my profile pic but I've just cropped and changed the lighting so you can see I need a shave

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

I crop my leg fuzz out. Also underarms as well. I have this weird tan line going on with my boobs currently so I'll make sure that's not on show.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m too pink so I usually just go with the black and white filter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I crop and filter to change colours, or I may add a sticker to cover my face but that tends to be it.

If I was good at Photoshop I'd have far better photos

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

If I cropped out the embarrassing parts, there wouldn't be a photo at all

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe

No editing, just cropping and the app photoblur to hide faces.

Nice set of..er.. pics op x

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By *BWandhusbandCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Crop, adjust the colour occasionally and sometimes use soft focus.

Katie.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really do hate any photo of myself, I can always find something wrong. I'd fix everything if I could.

"

I can't find anything wrong, and I've really looked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I took a side on photo yesterday. You can’t see my stretch marks or my lil pouch. I’m not hiding them, I love my body. They just aren’t in the photo. I’m sure whenever I have a spare five minutes that are genuinely free time (and not spent napping or doing household chores that I’m neglecting) I’ll take an ‘honest’ photo.

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

I crop and adjust colour on my pictures that's it, but I'm not keen on showing my 'mum tum' so it's all about them angles.

Jo.Xx

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland

Sun shining at the right angle makes all the difference. Looks lovely or it looks really shit. If it’s shit I find put more clothes on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No editing or touching up , just faces blacked out on our pictures

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I tend to leave out my eyes and sometimes my legs.

My fave pics are the ones without my shoulders arms or tits in.

I never show my specs that would just be too rude and my arse , pussy and clit are always hidden.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Never show my nose.... or lips come to that.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

No editing. What you see, is what you get

Flattering angles, occasionally change the colour to black & white.

Crop the pic to remove background stuff.

But that's it.

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

I tend not to show my front tattoos where possible as they’re visible daily.. but I’ve shown my back because very few people have ever seen it..

aside from that nothing..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sun shining at the right angle makes all the difference. Looks lovely or it looks really shit. If it’s shit I find put more clothes on "

I look worse in clothes so I tend to take more off

Ps wow, your pics are great!

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

I only ever use the black and white filter, and crop background out so nothing is recognisable...the rest is lighting and angles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only ever use the black and white filter, and crop background out so nothing is recognisable...the rest is lighting and angles "

Same. I might sometimes cut an arm out or something if it’s looking particularly fat that day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tend to leave out my eyes and sometimes my legs.

My fave pics are the ones without my shoulders arms or tits in.

I never show my specs that would just be too rude and my arse , pussy and clit are always hidden.

"

Ooooo Granny, you sexy mare

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Mine are more filters and good camera angles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I only ever use the black and white filter, and crop background out so nothing is recognisable...the rest is lighting and angles

Same. I might sometimes cut an arm out or something if it’s looking particularly fat that day. "

Arms are the bane of my life, even in normal non-fab pics I don't know what to do with them that doesn't look awkward! So yeah, they get chopped a lot.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I cut my face and scars. Anything else, this is me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I only ever use the black and white filter, and crop background out so nothing is recognisable...the rest is lighting and angles

Same. I might sometimes cut an arm out or something if it’s looking particularly fat that day.

Arms are the bane of my life, even in normal non-fab pics I don't know what to do with them that doesn't look awkward! So yeah, they get chopped a lot."

They are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"why change how you look, you will get found out when you meet someone, no point"

Agreed . We're not talking about changing though, just the odd embarrassing ommission. I'll have shaved and painted my nails by the time I meet them

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By *appytochatMan  over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"They only editing is some shading or blurring of some areas of the pics, the rest are me

If I have a bruise I can cover it with blurring "

I knew you had blurred the cock out ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I only take pics when I'm at my best that way there's no need to hide unmanicured nails for example. I don't normally feel like taking pics when I'm below par. Hence why I haven't taken any new ones for ages.

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I use black and white filters sometimes blurring around the edges or to cover my tatt. The rest is just clever camera angles and lots of pics taken in order to get a photo I think is okay to put up. But basically the pics are me and what I'm like. I do try and hide my stomach as much as I can as I hate it.

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

I only use the crop function on the phone, I photoshop but only use the crop function as well.

Never had any need to use anything else for photos.

As goes for the ops photos they are loverly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I only take pics when I'm at my best that way there's no need to hide unmanicured nails for example. I don't normally feel like taking pics when I'm below par. Hence why I haven't taken any new ones for ages. "

I like taking pics too much to wait til the rare occasions when I'm fully beautified

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

I just need an app for real life - typically when I see myself in the mirror, first thing in the morning, it's a horror show

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm pretty much tensing in all of my pics and using good camera angles and lighting. None of them give an accurate representation of how I look like normally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm pretty much tensing in all of my pics and using good camera angles and lighting. None of them give an accurate representation of how I look like normally.

"

No one could tense that much! Think it's pretty safe to say you're ripped

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

iPhone 6 set on 3 second pause. Crop to highlight what I want noticed.

Btw. Which app do you lot use to write your name across the pics?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"iPhone 6 set on 3 second pause. Crop to highlight what I want noticed.

Btw. Which app do you lot use to write your name across the pics?"

Oh I want to know that too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm pretty much tensing in all of my pics and using good camera angles and lighting. None of them give an accurate representation of how I look like normally.

No one could tense that much! Think it's pretty safe to say you're ripped "

I can easily prove you're wrong

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"iPhone 6 set on 3 second pause. Crop to highlight what I want noticed.

Btw. Which app do you lot use to write your name across the pics?

Oh I want to know that too! "

I save my pics to KeepSafe and you can edit them in there with text

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"iPhone 6 set on 3 second pause. Crop to highlight what I want noticed.

Btw. Which app do you lot use to write your name across the pics?

Oh I want to know that too! "

I use Aviary but Adobe have stopped supporting it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"iPhone 6 set on 3 second pause. Crop to highlight what I want noticed.

Btw. Which app do you lot use to write your name across the pics?

Oh I want to know that too!

I save my pics to KeepSafe and you can edit them in there with text "

Oh I will try it, thanks. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"iPhone 6 set on 3 second pause. Crop to highlight what I want noticed.

Btw. Which app do you lot use to write your name across the pics?"

I'm so hopeless I'd literally just have to write on myself with a Sharpie

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"Iv never really edited any of mine except a bit of cropping.

If I'm not happy the way I look, I just don't post it. "

This, I don't use filters, blurring, etc, just sometimes crop them down

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I tend to leave out my eyes and sometimes my legs.

My fave pics are the ones without my shoulders arms or tits in.

I never show my specs that would just be too rude and my arse , pussy and clit are always hidden.

Ooooo Granny, you sexy mare "

I'm daring..... so daring.

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip


"I try post very honest pics, with lumps/bumps etc on show but there's still a bit of editing going on! What've you cut out or hidden?

For starters I have a massive bruise on my right boob in my profile pic, I can barely walk in any of the shoes and my teacup is empty. "

You still look bloody amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I try post very honest pics, with lumps/bumps etc on show but there's still a bit of editing going on! What've you cut out or hidden?

For starters I have a massive bruise on my right boob in my profile pic, I can barely walk in any of the shoes and my teacup is empty.

You still look bloody amazing. "

Thank you! And that bodes well as I have a bruise on the other one too now !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I try post very honest pics, with lumps/bumps etc on show but there's still a bit of editing going on! What've you cut out or hidden?

For starters I have a massive bruise on my right boob in my profile pic, I can barely walk in any of the shoes and my teacup is empty.

You still look bloody amazing.

Thank you! And that bodes well as I have a bruise on the other one too now !"

How do you bruise your boobs so often, may I ask?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I try post very honest pics, with lumps/bumps etc on show but there's still a bit of editing going on! What've you cut out or hidden?

For starters I have a massive bruise on my right boob in my profile pic, I can barely walk in any of the shoes and my teacup is empty. "

I think your pics are fantastic. I'm not a tea drinker, but you definitely tempt me

I've not hidden anything on mine although may suck stomach in a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How do you bruise your boobs so often, may I ask?"

They're just always in the way! I've been decorating and moving furniture so mainly that lately.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do you bruise your boobs so often, may I ask?

They're just always in the way! I've been decorating and moving furniture so mainly that lately."

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

near Chesterfield

I don't there's enough editing available to make my pics look good enough for sone of the ladies here. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I don't there's enough editing available to make my pics look good enough for sone of the ladies here. Lol"

You have a Fab secret weapon - a cool personality .

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

near Chesterfield


"I don't there's enough editing available to make my pics look good enough for sone of the ladies here. Lol

You have a Fab secret weapon - a cool personality . "

Oh shucks. You'll make me blush.

Big hugs young lady. Xx

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I don't edit anything out of my pictures. I merely crop them to not have face or willie on display for public pics

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By *inky SpiceWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I do shit of cropping of the ugly bits and choosing flattering angles, plus wearing flattering outfits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't crop or edit anything my photos are the true me in slightly better angles to hide the bad bits but have stated body type so never have any issues

Oooooh I did one black and white with red nails but that's the only one

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By *inky SpiceWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I do shit of cropping of the ugly bits and choosing flattering angles, plus wearing flattering outfits."

Haha just noticed the typo..a bit of cropping, not shit of cropping...tho maybe my phone thinks I'm shit at it!

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I crop the pictures so theres not so much background and so my face isn't shown. Sometimes use filters to change colours slighty. I dont change my body shape as it is what it is and what you see is what you get.

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

Just a silhouette

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I crop the pictures so theres not so much background and so my face isn't shown. Sometimes use filters to change colours slighty. I dont change my body shape as it is what it is and what you see is what you get. "

Fellow picture tart with the same approach

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I crop the pictures so theres not so much background and so my face isn't shown. Sometimes use filters to change colours slighty. I dont change my body shape as it is what it is and what you see is what you get.

Fellow picture tart with the same approach "

Tartlet hah

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I crop the pictures so theres not so much background and so my face isn't shown. Sometimes use filters to change colours slighty. I dont change my body shape as it is what it is and what you see is what you get.

Fellow picture tart with the same approach

Tartlet hah "

I stand corrected

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I look at photos I always expect that they are going to show the person at their best. Maybe a bit of blurring, good angles, breathing in ect...

On the whole most people I have met have been a good representation of their pics but there has been a couple of exeptions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yeah I've generally found the reality to be better than pics on meeting, so fingers crossed that keeps up!

Some folk did get the wrong end of the stick and think I was talking about misrepresentation here. Really I was just having a chuckle over the super ordinary or semi-ridiculous things you'd see if you zoomed out on everyone's sex bomb pics. Hairy legs, messy hair, chipped nails. I just like it as it makes people more accessible when you aren't thinking everyone's walking around like they've just walked off a catwalk 24/7, and people who can laugh a bit at themselves are fun .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just crop really.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"They only editing is some shading or blurring of some areas of the pics, the rest are me

If I have a bruise I can cover it with blurring

I knew you had blurred the cock out .. "

Sssh don’t tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like to crop a bit, a nice coloured filter and the odd bit of blurring.

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