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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some way of applying sun cream to your own back.. i really don't want to get burnt
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Get one of the aerosol varieties - very handy!
Or just put up a meet request asking for a volunteer to rub it in - problem instantly solved!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some way of applying sun cream to your own back.. i really don't want to get burnt
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Get the window cleaner to do it, then ask him to put more on after you've finished having sex  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"give it to the wee yin and get her to do it  
i dont want to even imagine the mess she'd make... 
pmsl as I wrote that as I knew what your answer would be......."
still she could sing me twinkle twinkle little star while doing it... id be less mad at the mess that way |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"give it to the wee yin and get her to do it
i dont want to even imagine the mess she'd make...
pmsl as I wrote that as I knew what your answer would be.......
still she could sing me twinkle twinkle little star while doing it... id be less mad at the mess that way "
only if it's accompanied by the acoustic guitar......
See you madam, now you've got me singing it!!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"give it to the wee yin and get her to do it
i dont want to even imagine the mess she'd make...
pmsl as I wrote that as I knew what your answer would be.......
still she could sing me twinkle twinkle little star while doing it... id be less mad at the mess that way
only if it's accompanied by the acoustic guitar......
See you madam, now you've got me singing it!!!! "
haha can imagine you chilling out in the sun, glass of buckfast slurring 'twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky, twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you areeee' |
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