"I'm sure many nightclubs up and down the country have CCTV of me on their dancefloors, I hope I never see any of the footage  "
Oh that was you was it in Cinderella Rockerfellas the other week? Lol |
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"I'm sure many nightclubs up and down the country have CCTV of me on their dancefloors, I hope I never see any of the footage
Oh that was you was it in Cinderella Rockerfellas the other week? Lol "
Hell we even saw that video up in Scotland  ; ) |
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"I'm sure many nightclubs up and down the country have CCTV of me on their dancefloors, I hope I never see any of the footage
Oh that was you was it in Cinderella Rockerfellas the other week? Lol "
To be fair I don't think I'm that bad, but I'd still rather never see footage of me dancing  |
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Recently Started talking about somebody from a band to the person I was talking about, I didn’t recognise him I felt such a dick, luckily wasn’t slagging him off, I was showing off saying I’d played a support slot many years before! |
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"What's the most cringeworthy thing you've ever done?"
Tried to reveal my feelings to a supermarket beauty, as previously mentioned in another thread. NOT a good idea. What a plonker. |
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By *hezuMan
over a year ago
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"What's the most cringeworthy thing you've ever done?
Tried to reveal my feelings to a supermarket beauty, as previously mentioned in another thread. NOT a good idea. What a plonker."
mate works at sainsbury's most the girls he shags are customers  |
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"What's the most cringeworthy thing you've ever done?
Tried to reveal my feelings to a supermarket beauty, as previously mentioned in another thread. NOT a good idea. What a plonker.
mate works at sainsbury's most the girls he shags are customers "
Might have to consider a career change.
Although I've maybe left it just the teensiest bit late to transition into a raving stud. |
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"I was talking dirty to my gf and the ps4 headset was still on so all my mates were cracking up over it..
I physically cringe when I think bout it  "
Oh no |
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"Once in an argument with my boss at work. I got so angry I decided to storm out of the office and slam the door. It was a fire door and closed in slow motion lol. Felt such a plonker
Mrs x"
Ha ha sorry that just proper made me laugh out loud n spit my coffee out laughing x |
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"What's the most cringeworthy thing you've ever done?
Tried to reveal my feelings to a supermarket beauty, as previously mentioned in another thread. NOT a good idea. What a plonker.
mate works at sainsbury's most the girls he shags are customers "
I worked for Sainsburys n yeah that’s all I’m saying |
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"Once in an argument with my boss at work. I got so angry I decided to storm out of the office and slam the door. It was a fire door and closed in slow motion lol. Felt such a plonker
Mrs x
Ha ha sorry that just proper made me laugh out loud n spit my coffee out laughing x"
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I do a lot of things that make me cringe. I don't know what I was thinking the other day but the woman at Tesco scanned my stuff and she had a handheld scanner out and I grabbed it and tried to shove my card into it when she had finished. I think it was lack of sleep but she let me try for a good minute or so before saying that's not for your card. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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At a Christmas works do I sat on my then bosses lap gave him a sort of lap dance and told him he needed a gang bang. To say I was embarrassed the next time I saw him is an understatement!! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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You need to read this with Simon Bates’s “Our Tune” playing in the background.....
I used to have sex with a fella in Retford.. This entailed motorway driving which I hate, but I was young and gung ho it was fine....anyway, typically I developed feelings but was unsure how he felt so thought i’d be romantic....and as I left his, I left a cassette tape of a Kylie Minogue love song on his pillow with a “play me and my feelings will be revealed” message written on it.
(It makes my toes curl remembering this)
Sadly he was not impressed. He thought of me as just a fuck, and sent me a text along these lines which I read (with curled toes) when I got home.
I never saw him again.
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"You need to read this with Simon Bates’s “Our Tune” playing in the background.....
I used to have sex with a fella in Retford.. This entailed motorway driving which I hate, but I was young and gung ho it was fine....anyway, typically I developed feelings but was unsure how he felt so thought i’d be romantic....and as I left his, I left a cassette tape of a Kylie Minogue love song on his pillow with a “play me and my feelings will be revealed” message written on it.
(It makes my toes curl remembering this)
Sadly he was not impressed. He thought of me as just a fuck, and sent me a text along these lines which I read (with curled toes) when I got home.
I never saw him again.
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This is the thread winner..... |
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By *hezuMan
over a year ago
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"You need to read this with Simon Bates’s “Our Tune” playing in the background.....
I used to have sex with a fella in Retford.. This entailed motorway driving which I hate, but I was young and gung ho it was fine....anyway, typically I developed feelings but was unsure how he felt so thought i’d be romantic....and as I left his, I left a cassette tape of a Kylie Minogue love song on his pillow with a “play me and my feelings will be revealed” message written on it.
(It makes my toes curl remembering this)
Sadly he was not impressed. He thought of me as just a fuck, and sent me a text along these lines which I read (with curled toes) when I got home.
I never saw him again.
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Yeah im p sure it was the song choice the did it |
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"I'm sure many nightclubs up and down the country have CCTV of me on their dancefloors, I hope I never see any of the footage
Oh that was you was it in Cinderella Rockerfellas the other week? Lol
To be fair I don't think I'm that bad, but I'd still rather never see footage of me dancing "
I'd like to see it |
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I don't think this thread is long enough for my cringey moments. It's like a trademark now. The most recent was on a night out with my bitches on Saturday night. I was telling one of my friends dashing family members that I would ride him like Seabiscuit.. His whole family were stood behind me when I turned around |
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"I don't think this thread is long enough for my cringey moments. It's like a trademark now. The most recent was on a night out with my bitches on Saturday night. I was telling one of my friends dashing family members that I would ride him like Seabiscuit.. His whole family were stood behind me when I turned around "
I'd have died off. |
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"What's the most cringeworthy thing you've ever done?
Tried to reveal my feelings to a supermarket beauty, as previously mentioned in another thread. NOT a good idea. What a plonker.
mate works at sainsbury's most the girls he shags are customers
Might have to consider a career change.
Although I've maybe left it just the teensiest bit late to transition into a raving stud."
Just a little |
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