Hi all,
So excited for Saturday’s game and wondered how we could remove some of the tension... Written by an ex female ref, so no cheating or you’ll be in the sin bin and made to watch all the fun!
1. By the time the national anthems played, all participants of strip touch rugby should be clothed in every day attire (no sneaky layers added)
2. Each participant must declare a side to support
3. For each try scored, conversion, or successful penalty kicks the opposing team must remove 1 item of clothing (try and conversion = 2 items)
4. For every yellow card an item of clothing must be removed from the offending team using the mouth/teeth of the opposition
5. For every video referee referral, pussy or cock must played with for the duration of the decision making process (either your own, or with consent another person’s)
6. For every scrum two (or more) participating members must kiss (ideally opposing supporters... share the rugby love)
7. For every line-out two participants must lick a nipple
8. If “MARK” is called, full sex for all...it’s that rarely called, it won’t happen!
9. For those supporting the winning team, oral will be provided by the losing team.
Good luck, enjoy and go England!  |
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