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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Being a bookworm? Being covered in spunk again? Eating sweeties? Doing a Christmas photo?

Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever the flip you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hey!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Yaaay hello Jim! Hope you are well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey!"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yaaay hello Jim! Hope you are well! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're tonight's first poster. And you're tonight's second poster. Congratulations, congratulations. I am well! ¹st&²ndface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim! I think i fell asleep in the middle of that ducking last night :o

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim! I think i fell asleep in the middle of that ducking last night :o "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. I can't believe you fell asleep while being ducked. I'll try not to take it personally.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how’s your day been? I’ve had a busy day food shopping. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim! I think i fell asleep in the middle of that ducking last night :o

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. I can't believe you fell asleep while being ducked. I'll try not to take it personally."

I was looking forward to the promise of a good quack and a squirt

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Oooo can we see??

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Oooo can we see?? "

Well, I've narrowed it down to 3

But I will post a pic later. Thank you

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your day been?

Mine was hellish. Travelled North by Megabus from Brum to Leeds via Manchester.

We got caught up in the M6 closure, ending up diverted through Stoke. Took almost 5.5 hours to reach Manchester alone!

8.5 hours door to door to get home! Grrrr!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening everyone

Thanks for my dream wishes last night, Midnight and Jim. I'm not a grump, just they are too vivid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how’s your day been? I’ve had a busy day food shopping. X "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Another lazy day for me. What was the best thing you bought from the super supermarket? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat.

I like it like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Oooo can we see??

Well, I've narrowed it down to 3

But I will post a pic later. Thank you"

I always like seeing a good outfit too !

enjoy trying it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jill Jupitus

I'm on the shitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim! I think i fell asleep in the middle of that ducking last night :o

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. I can't believe you fell asleep while being ducked. I'll try not to take it personally.

I was looking forward to the promise of a good quack and a squirt"

Quack quack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your day been?

Mine was hellish. Travelled North by Megabus from Brum to Leeds via Manchester.

We got caught up in the M6 closure, ending up diverted through Stoke. Took almost 5.5 hours to reach Manchester alone!

8.5 hours door to door to get home! Grrrr!"

That sounds awful. Poor you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good evening everyone

Thanks for my dream wishes last night, Midnight and Jim. I'm not a grump, just they are too vivid

X "

Evening Virtue. Everything ok tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jill Jupitus

I'm on the shitter "

Err thanks for sharing lol

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Yaaay hello Jim! Hope you are well!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're tonight's first poster. And you're tonight's second poster. Congratulations, congratulations. I am well! ¹st&²ndface"

Yay! I feel so privileged now Jim. Coming first is definitely a thing of mine.

Did you ever message Father Christmas and let him know about the thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening everyone

Thanks for my dream wishes last night, Midnight and Jim. I'm not a grump, just they are too vivid

Evening Virtue. Everything ok tonight?"

Very good indeed. Lots of things to look forward too, and that makes me happy person!

Appreciate you asking. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your day been?

Mine was hellish. Travelled North by Megabus from Brum to Leeds via Manchester.

We got caught up in the M6 closure, ending up diverted through Stoke. Took almost 5.5 hours to reach Manchester alone!

8.5 hours door to door to get home! Grrrr!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck, eight isn't great.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*to even..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your day been?

Mine was hellish. Travelled North by Megabus from Brum to Leeds via Manchester.

We got caught up in the M6 closure, ending up diverted through Stoke. Took almost 5.5 hours to reach Manchester alone!

8.5 hours door to door to get home! Grrrr!"

It took me 2 hours to do a journey that is normally 1 hour + 10 mins tonight.. No idea why, but the city was gridlocked :o

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how’s your day been? I’ve had a busy day food shopping. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Another lazy day for me. What was the best thing you bought from the super supermarket? x"

I don’t know about best, was just my usual food, nothing exciting x

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface"

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's ten past ten. Smileywatchface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening everyone

Thanks for my dream wishes last night, Midnight and Jim. I'm not a grump, just they are too vivid

Evening Virtue. Everything ok tonight?

Very good indeed. Lots of things to look forward too, and that makes me happy person!

Appreciate you asking. Thank you. "

Happiness is a wonderful place to be x

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your day been?

Mine was hellish. Travelled North by Megabus from Brum to Leeds via Manchester.

We got caught up in the M6 closure, ending up diverted through Stoke. Took almost 5.5 hours to reach Manchester alone!

8.5 hours door to door to get home! Grrrr!

That sounds awful. Poor you!"

Road Accidents happen! But the attitudes of some fellow passengers, venting their spleen towards the poor accident victims was shameful! It was embarrassing as these cretins ranted into their phones to family waiting for them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

Can we please have a vote?

Green velvet dress. Maybe because i have one too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

All three.. Alternate and parade!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening everyone

Thanks for my dream wishes last night, Midnight and Jim. I'm not a grump, just they are too vivid

X "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virtue. I will never wish you sweet dreams, ever again.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

Can we please have a vote?

Green velvet dress. Maybe because i have one too.

Wonderful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*waves*

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

[Removed by poster at 04/11/19 22:15:33]

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your day been?

Mine was hellish. Travelled North by Megabus from Brum to Leeds via Manchester.

We got caught up in the M6 closure, ending up diverted through Stoke. Took almost 5.5 hours to reach Manchester alone!

8.5 hours door to door to get home! Grrrr!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck, eight isn't great."

I'm home now, wrapped up in my own bed, perving on here!

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

[Removed by poster at 04/11/19 22:15:17]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jill Jupitus

I'm on the shitter "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

I'm compelled to ask. Number ¹, or number ²?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jill Jupitus

I'm on the shitter

Err thanks for sharing lol"

Most welcome, twas most satisfying

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By *-sas-sinWoman over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

Hello Jim

I have observed the last post and felt the need to say hi tonight as I'm actually still awake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all...im just deciding if i should give myself a haircut or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jill Jupitus

I'm on the shitter

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

I'm compelled to ask. Number ¹, or number ²?"

Number 2. I think I need more fibre, felt like a was giving anal birth to a jacket potato

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jill Jupitus

I'm on the shitter

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

I'm compelled to ask. Number ¹, or number ²?

Number 2. I think I need more fibre, felt like a was giving anal birth to a jacket potato "

You'll be a kilo lighter now :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yaaay hello Jim! Hope you are well!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're tonight's first poster. And you're tonight's second poster. Congratulations, congratulations. I am well! ¹st&²ndface

Yay! I feel so privileged now Jim. Coming first is definitely a thing of mine.

Did you ever message Father Christmas and let him know about the thread? "

No, Father Christmas has blocked single men from messaging him. He may never know what happened on the evening of the third of November 2019. And the morning of the fourth of November. Shall I do another photo love bomb in the future?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yaaay hello Jim! Hope you are well!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're tonight's first poster. And you're tonight's second poster. Congratulations, congratulations. I am well! ¹st&²ndface

Yay! I feel so privileged now Jim. Coming first is definitely a thing of mine.

Did you ever message Father Christmas and let him know about the thread?

I forgot a 2019.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

"https://youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jill Jupitus

I'm on the shitter

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

I'm compelled to ask. Number ¹, or number ²?

Number 2. I think I need more fibre, felt like a was giving anal birth to a jacket potato

You'll be a kilo lighter now :D"

Result! Drew an ace too, happy plop time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how’s your day been? I’ve had a busy day food shopping. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. Another lazy day for me. What was the best thing you bought from the super supermarket? x

I don’t know about best, was just my usual food, nothing exciting x "

Boring. x

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Yaaay hello Jim! Hope you are well!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're tonight's first poster. And you're tonight's second poster. Congratulations, congratulations. I am well! ¹st&²ndface

Yay! I feel so privileged now Jim. Coming first is definitely a thing of mine.

Did you ever message Father Christmas and let him know about the thread?

Jim. Doesn't Father Christmas automatically know whether boys have been Good or Bad??

He's the all-seeing one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

I like the sound of green velvet.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Early tonight jimbob xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your day been?

Mine was hellish. Travelled North by Megabus from Brum to Leeds via Manchester.

We got caught up in the M6 closure, ending up diverted through Stoke. Took almost 5.5 hours to reach Manchester alone!

8.5 hours door to door to get home! Grrrr!

That sounds awful. Poor you!

Boo to the cretins.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

I like the sound of green velvet."

Thank you. The other 2 are slightly difficult to describe but I thank you for your choice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alright Jim, I'm back on the perving shift this week!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

Can we please have a vote?

Green velvet dress. Maybe because i have one too.

I said green velvet!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

[Removed by poster at 04/11/19 22:26:10]

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

Can we please have a vote?

Green velvet dress. Maybe because i have one too.

I said green velvet!"

Decision made!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*waves*"

Goooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It's nice to read you, to read you nice. Smileyface

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Being a bookworm? Being covered in spunk again? Eating sweeties? Doing a Christmas photo?

Pervin'? Lurking?

Could do with a smiley face, I've had better days. Got stuck on both the treadmill and cross trainer at the gym, got an ear problem that makes me a bit unbalanced at the minute, couldn't get off them for about 5 mins till my brain realised they were no longer moving, stood there like a lemon lol. Oh and I blew up the microwave this evening making popcorn, got a bit warm from the fire inside it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your day been?

Mine was hellish. Travelled North by Megabus from Brum to Leeds via Manchester.

We got caught up in the M6 closure, ending up diverted through Stoke. Took almost 5.5 hours to reach Manchester alone!

8.5 hours door to door to get home! Grrrr!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck, eight isn't great.

I'm home now, wrapped up in my own bed, perving on here!

Pervert.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How's your day been?

Mine was hellish. Travelled North by Megabus from Brum to Leeds via Manchester.

We got caught up in the M6 closure, ending up diverted through Stoke. Took almost 5.5 hours to reach Manchester alone!

8.5 hours door to door to get home! Grrrr!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Flippin' heck, eight isn't great.

I'm home now, wrapped up in my own bed, perving on here!

Pervert."

Well, thank you that man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jill Jupitus

I'm on the shitter

Err thanks for sharing lol

Most welcome, twas most satisfying "

That reply doesn't give me a clue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim

I have observed the last post and felt the need to say hi tonight as I'm actually still awake."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mary. I'm glad you're awake and satisfying your need with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening everyone."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pierced. Merry Monday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all...im just deciding if i should give myself a haircut or not "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jigsaw. Do it tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jill Jupitus

I'm on the shitter

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.

I'm compelled to ask. Number ¹, or number ²?

Number 2. I think I need more fibre, felt like a was giving anal birth to a jacket potato "

Have some porridge for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim! Evening all. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

Can we please have a vote?

Green velvet dress. Maybe because i have one too.

I said green velvet!"

Great minds think alike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yaaay hello Jim! Hope you are well!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're tonight's first poster. And you're tonight's second poster. Congratulations, congratulations. I am well! ¹st&²ndface

Yay! I feel so privileged now Jim. Coming first is definitely a thing of mine.

Did you ever message Father Christmas and let him know about the thread?

Jim. Doesn't Father Christmas automatically know whether boys have been Good or Bad??

He's the all-seeing one!

Depends on the Father Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim! Evening all. Xxx "

I feel like i havent seen you around in ages!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim! Evening all. Xxx

I feel like i havent seen you around in ages!

Because I haven’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Early tonight jimbob xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Woody. I've been late starting for months and months. I thought I'd better make the time up. Smileyface x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

I like the sound of green velvet.

Thank you. The other 2 are slightly difficult to describe but I thank you for your choice

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Alright Jim, I'm back on the perving shift this week!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Trappist. Have a good week at the office. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/11/19 22:26:10]"

You don't say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

Can we please have a vote?

Green velvet dress. Maybe because i have one too.

I said green velvet!

Decision made!

I'm such a fashionista. Fashionistaface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Being a bookworm? Being covered in spunk again? Eating sweeties? Doing a Christmas photo?

Pervin'? Lurking?

Oh Woody! What a rubbish Monday. Fair play to you for going to the gym when you're not feeling 100%. Take it easy. Have you been to the doc? I bet your kitchen smells woody. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim! Evening all. Xxx "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Picture. How the hell are you? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

Can we please have a vote?

Green velvet dress. Maybe because i have one too.

I said green velvet!

Great minds think alike.

Absolutely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim! Evening all. Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Picture. How the hell are you? x"

Not bad for a Monday evening! Hope you jolly well good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim! Evening all. Xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Picture. How the hell are you? x

Not bad for a Monday evening! Hope you jolly well good "

Excellent, excellent news. I am jolly good. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She wore greeeeeen velvet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyN66XI1zp4

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Being a bookworm? Being covered in spunk again? Eating sweeties? Doing a Christmas photo?

Pervin'? Lurking?

Oh Woody! What a rubbish Monday. Fair play to you for going to the gym when you're not feeling 100%. Take it easy. Have you been to the doc? I bet your kitchen smells woody. Smileyface"

Nearly smoked out the poor cats, ear is being sorted next Tuesday thank god lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Being a bookworm? Being covered in spunk again? Eating sweeties? Doing a Christmas photo?

Pervin'? Lurking?

Oh Woody! What a rubbish Monday. Fair play to you for going to the gym when you're not feeling 100%. Take it easy. Have you been to the doc? I bet your kitchen smells woody. Smileyface

Nearly smoked out the poor cats, ear is being sorted next Tuesday thank god lol.

Take it easy for the next week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The ever so ever so slightly premature late late nocturnal thread©™ Sponsored by baked potatoes word of the night is, sobriquet. That's, sobriquet. I like that word. Even if the Fabswingers built in spell checker doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The ever so ever so slightly premature late late nocturnal thread©™ Sponsored by baked potatoes word of the night is, sobriquet. That's, sobriquet. I like that word. Even if the Fabswingers built in spell checker doesn't."

Isn’t that like a synonym

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn’t that like a synonym "

Or a pseudonym,, hmmmm my English Lang is crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all...im just deciding if i should give myself a haircut or not

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jigsaw. Do it tomorrow."

Nope did it tonight in the end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm there is one I've never used in conversation before EJ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all...im just deciding if i should give myself a haircut or not

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jigsaw. Do it tomorrow.

Nope did it tonight in the end

Is Maidenhead exciting??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyN66XI1zp4

I don't think I can raise that one.

If you don't have aversion to an accent

https://youtu.be/mjHUfjLbYV4

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

Can we please have a vote?

Green velvet dress. Maybe because i have one too.

I said green velvet!

Decision made!

I'm such a fashionista. Fashionistaface"

Aww so happy you picked it. Hope we get to see the pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Isn’t that like a synonym "

Synonyms are words!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like potatoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Isn’t that like a synonym

Or a pseudonym,, hmmmm my English Lang is crap.

You're username is a pseudonym.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn’t that like a synonym

Or a pseudonym,, hmmmm my English Lang is crap.

You're username is a pseudonym."

Ahhh yes. But he did do a pic of himself so is that what!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all...im just deciding if i should give myself a haircut or not

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jigsaw. Do it tomorrow.

Nope did it tonight in the end

That's good job well done. Did you ask yourself for anything for the weekend sir?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn’t that like a synonym

Or a pseudonym,, hmmmm my English Lang is crap.

You're username is a pseudonym.

Ahhh yes. But he did do a pic of himself so is that what!?"

And called it a picture of Picasso

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hmmm there is one I've never used in conversation before EJ

I hope you use sobriquet in future conversation. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyN66XI1zp4

I don't think I can raise that one.

If you don't have aversion to an accent

https://youtu.be/mjHUfjLbYV4

Ooooooh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've spent most of the night deciding which outfit to wear to a club.

I'm not going until Friday....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mandy. What are you going to wear to the club on Friday? Smileyface

Either a green velvet dress, a black dress with a full length white "block" to the front or a multicoloured Zak mini dress. Decisions, decisions

Can we please have a vote?

Green velvet dress. Maybe because i have one too.

I said green velvet!

Decision made!

I'm such a fashionista. Fashionistaface

Aww so happy you picked it. Hope we get to see the pic

So do I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like potatoes"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lucy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. And enjoy your future potatoes in the future. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Isn’t that like a synonym

Or a pseudonym,, hmmmm my English Lang is crap.

You're username is a pseudonym.

Ahhh yes. But he did do a pic of himself so is that what!?

And called it a picture of Picasso "

It's artistry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To be fair, Picture didn't say that synonyms aren't words.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn’t that like a synonym

Or a pseudonym,, hmmmm my English Lang is crap.

You're username is a pseudonym.

Ahhh yes. But he did do a pic of himself so is that what!?

And called it a picture of Picasso

It's artistry."

Ahhh I’m with you now “ Jim Bob” is that a sobriquet?

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Happy midnight hour. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Isn’t that like a synonym

Or a pseudonym,, hmmmm my English Lang is crap.

You're username is a pseudonym.

Ahhh yes. But he did do a pic of himself so is that what!?

And called it a picture of Picasso

It's artistry.

Ahhh I’m with you now “ Jim Bob” is that a sobriquet?"

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Happy midnight hour. Smileyface"

And HaPpY MIdnIght hour to you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour."

Did you call me??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Happy midnight hour. Smileyface

And HaPpY MIdnIght hour to you too

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour.

Did you call me?? "

More, more, more.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Happy midnight hour. Smileyface

And HaPpY MIdnIght hour to you too

Thanks!"

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour.

Did you call me??

More, more, more."

How do you like it, how do you lie it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's Bryan Adams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bryan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtipPCt317Y

Bryan Adams - Summer of 69 (Live At Wembley 1996) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour.

Did you call me??

More, more, more.

How do you like it, how do you lie it.... "

More! More! More!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"It's Bryan Adams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bryan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtipPCt317Y

Bryan Adams - Summer of 69 (Live At Wembley 1996) - YouTube

"
I

Oh Happy birthday Bryan

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1935 Parker Brothers release the board game, Monopoly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's Bryan Adams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bryan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtipPCt317Y

Bryan Adams - Summer of 69 (Live At Wembley 1996) - YouTube

Oh Happy birthday Bryan

Sixty today.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"On this day 1935 Parker Brothers release the board game, Monopoly."

And people still love it

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"It's Bryan Adams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bryan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtipPCt317Y

Bryan Adams - Summer of 69 (Live At Wembley 1996) - YouTube

Oh Happy birthday Bryan

Sixty today."

Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning Jim, morning all. Night shift here so counting down the hours. Only 7 hours to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Jim, morning all. Night shift here so counting down the hours. Only 7 hours to go "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Would. I hope your shift passes quickly. I said shift. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 1935 Parker Brothers release the board game, Monopoly.

And people still love it

I'll be buying the Shrewsbury edition of Monopoly later this month.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"On this day 1935 Parker Brothers release the board game, Monopoly.

And people still love it

I'll be buying the Shrewsbury edition of Monopoly later this month."

It would be great to have one with local street names

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 1935 Parker Brothers release the board game, Monopoly.

And people still love it

I'll be buying the Shrewsbury edition of Monopoly later this month.

It would be great to have one with local street names

Yes. I'm looking forward to getting a look at it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Orphaned thread alert.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work for me....no rest for the wicked ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work for me....no rest for the wicked ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/11/19 03:14:26]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work for me....no rest for the wicked ??"

Hope you manage to stay awake till the end of your shift

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Orphaned thread alert.

Jimmy's back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Work for me....no rest for the wicked ??"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Matty. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I hope your shift passes quickly. I said shift. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Orphaned thread alert.

Jimmy's back!"

What I meant to write was, here's Jimmy! Oh well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work for me....no rest for the wicked ??

Hope you manage to stay awake till the end of your shift

Hopefully I will....suppose it depends on the company.lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Orphaned thread alert.

Jimmy's back!"

Welcome home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work for me....no rest for the wicked ??

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Matty. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I hope your shift passes quickly. I said shift. Smileyface"

Evening Jim, how come your up at this time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work for me....no rest for the wicked ??

Hope you manage to stay awake till the end of your shift

Hopefully I will....suppose it depends on the company.lol"

Well Nocturnal company is a good choice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work for me....no rest for the wicked ??

Hope you manage to stay awake till the end of your shift

Hopefully I will....suppose it depends on the company.lol

Well Nocturnal company is a good choice.

Very true, a lot of the best activities happen with good company at night

how come your awake?x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Work for me....no rest for the wicked ??

Hope you manage to stay awake till the end of your shift

Hopefully I will....suppose it depends on the company.lol

Well Nocturnal company is a good choice.

Very true, a lot of the best activities happen with good company at night

how come your awake?x"

Occasional insomnia.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh bless you, that really does suck. Hopefully you have a nice steady day today?x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Orphaned thread alert.

Jimmy's back!

Welcome home

Thank you very much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its alright. Didnt mean to sound like I'm complaining! I listened to music most of the night. I am good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Work for me....no rest for the wicked ??

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Matty. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I hope your shift passes quickly. I said shift. Smileyface

Evening Jim, how come your up at this time? "

I'm a bit of a night owl. But my sleep pattern is out of whack more than usual at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn’t sound like you were moaning at all. I mean I wouldn’t be a barrel of laughs at this time usually. I guess if you have bouts of insomnia your used to it somewhat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get what you mean Jim, if I change shifts or have a few days off my body clock gives up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Burton Upon Trent, East, or West Midlands?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

East, although to some people it depends on where you stand in burton.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I get what you mean Jim, if I change shifts or have a few days off my body clock gives up."

*Nods* My mum works shifts, and it doesn't affect her sleep at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"East, although to some people it depends on where you stand in burton.lol"

I say west!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clocks.

https://youtu.be/d020hcWA_Wg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m fine normally as I work permanent nights. As soon as I have a shit down or start to change to sleeping at night again I’m screwed.lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can say east or west.....it’s all the same drab place.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m fine normally as I work permanent nights. As soon as I have a shit down or start to change to sleeping at night again I’m screwed.lol"

Matty, are you Dutch? The way you say sit sounds Dutch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Clocks.

https://youtu.be/d020hcWA_Wg"

I've still got your last link to look at.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was meant to say shut down..my apologies

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By *piphoneMan over a year ago

across the universe

Hi jim just finished night shift

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can say east or west.....it’s all the same drab place.lol"

At least it smells like Marmiite and beer. That's something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That was meant to say shut down..my apologies "

It's alright.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doesn’t smell of marmite now they have closed the factory...or at least most of it. Still smells of beer though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi jim just finished night shift "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Epiphone. Yeah! Nice one! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Doesn’t smell of marmite now they have closed the factory...or at least most of it. Still smells of beer though. "

As I was writing that Marmite statement. I did wonder if Marmite is still produced in Burton. That's a shame. Still, smells like beer. Gotta love the beer.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Its Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its Tuesday."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP. It is Tuesday. Tuesday the fifth of November 2019. SmileyTuesdayface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The End.

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By *unshine05Man over a year ago

Sherborne

god my balls are itchy

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