Tomorrow I (Luke) have an appointment to provide a semen sample as it is about four months since my vasectomy. Hannah was planning on helping me produce the sample but she has had a work booking that clashes (she is a freelancer).
She was so apologetic to me about it that I felt she could have done with being able to buy a greetings card that says "Sorry I can't be there to wank you off" but unfortunately you can't get one at Clinton's or WH Smith's etc.
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"Tomorrow I (Luke) have an appointment to provide a semen sample as it is about four months since my vasectomy. Hannah was planning on helping me produce the sample but she has had a work booking that clashes (she is a freelancer).
She was so apologetic to me about it that I felt she could have done with being able to buy a greetings card that says "Sorry I can't be there to wank you off" but unfortunately you can't get one at Clinton's or WH Smith's etc.
What greetings cards do you think are a bit niche but potentially come in handy on occasion? "
This is hilarious! 
Erm... Sorry I gave you carpet burns on your knees? Sorry I got spunk in your eye? Sorry for making you sleep in the soggy patch?
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