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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

NEVER interrupt a Women when shes getting ready ....

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Never speak to a womam in the morning...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Never underestimate a woman's superiority in every sphere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never look a gift women in the mouth.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I THINK IT WORTH NOTING THAT NOT ONE OF THE MALES ON HERE SO FAR CAN EVEN SPELL Woman - let alone make comment on them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I THINK IT WORTH NOTING THAT NOT ONE OF THE MALES ON HERE SO FAR CAN EVEN SPELL Woman - let alone make comment on them."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont forget 'A woman is always right'.................................. No matter how many holes she has to dig herself out of to get there!!........... In the end.

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

NEVER comment on their Ass.....

NEVER EVER ...

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"NEVER comment on their Ass.....

NEVER EVER ...

unless its to say how fine/sexy/gorgeous it is...

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

"NEVER comment on their Ass.....

NEVER EVER ...

unless its to say how fine/sexy/gorgeous it is...

NEVER EVER ...

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

never ever compare two women in either ones presence

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By *ovedupstillCouple over a year ago

mullinwire

tbf, the same goes for men too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never speak to a womam in the morning...

Id be well grumpy if i got ignored on a morn....im at my best at morn/aft and nite

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Never speak to a womam in the morning...

Id be well grumpy if i got ignored on a morn....im at my best at morn/aft and nite

Of course you are...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men- if a woman asks you if someone else is prettier than them, the answer is always, "No"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waits till after midday to reply to

'Its Me' Just incase.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Never underestimate a woman. Ever

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

NEVER leave the Toilet Seat UP ...( i think thats right .lol)

Mebbies ..who knows with women depends what time of day it is...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always overestimate them instead, just to try and be one step beyond!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or what time of the month it is!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never tell a woman to get into the kitchen ............. that's where the sharpest knives are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"never ever compare two women in either ones presence"

If either woman asks you for your opinion, however, RUN

Because no answer you give will save you from a withering death-glare/kicking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Laine- Not always, Ive known women to keep them in the bedroom and cloakroom too!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never buy an woman a bag and a belt for her birthday..... I did and once she got them fitted to the hoover she was well away!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never tell a woman how smoking hot her friend is (even when arranging a threesome).

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

NEVER replace the Toilet Roll with a new one or put your dirty socks in the wash basket ( Women just want to be needed really

), it's the least we can do to please them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laine- Not always, Ive known women to keep them in the bedroom and cloakroom too!!!

scary women ....... I only leave the blunter knives scattered round the house.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know I do seem to meet some weird & wonderful ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never ever fook a woman off when she has your cock in her mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PPussy- chance be a fine thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PPussy- chance be a fine thing

see the effect i have on you already, your stuttering when you speak to me

ffffuck me hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PrincessPussy:-

I wasnt stuttering just abbreviating your name!!

PS. I so would love to meet you, gorgeous!! Shame so far away!!

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

"Never underestimate a woman's superiority in every sphere."

Never question a womans optimism, it's all she has...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NEVER assume a woman thinks or acts logically

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I THINK IT WORTH NOTING THAT NOT ONE OF THE MALES ON HERE SO FAR CAN EVEN SPELL Woman - let alone make comment on them."

pmsl!

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

NEVER go shopping with a women less than 6hours before the match starts ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't know whether it applies to all women but never ask my missus for directions to anywhere

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

"Don't know whether it applies to all women but never ask my missus for directions to anywhere

Yes it does apply to all women and that includes the woman inside my tomtom she hasnt got a clue

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

If you are arguing with a woman and she folds her arms and says "FINE!", consider the argument over.

You didn't win it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Never challenge a woman when she is PMTing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I THINK IT WORTH NOTING THAT NOT ONE OF THE MALES ON HERE SO FAR CAN EVEN SPELL Woman - let alone make comment on them."

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By *nytimeade OP Man over a year ago

Skegness

NEVER try sneaking back in at 4am in the morning after a night out with the lads , because she will hear you , So instead , KICK THE DOOR IN , shout up the stairs " GET THOSE LEGS OPEN I@M COMING TO GET YA ",she will then pretend to be asleep and you should be ok

But Don't for FCUK SAKE buy her Flowers the next day , because you will be cross examined for hours

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

never give a woman your opinion,

untill she's told you what it is.

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