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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Knock your socks off......

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Knock your socks off...... "

Can I keep my socks on!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

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By *annersarepropercheapMan over a year ago

sevenoaks

Morning!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Morning!"

That is rubbish flirting!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got my warm winter socks on

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Knock your socks off...... "

I've got none on to knock off. Bit of a head start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So... What do I do? Funny walk? Impressions?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll take my socks off but I’ll keep my hat on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't got anything on ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?"

No lovely warm flanelette

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm Mr meeseeks look at me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based "

Well mine are off now, as are the rest of my clothes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll take my socks off but I’ll keep my hat on

For how long?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based "

Kiss me if I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

Hhheeeellllooooo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll take my socks off but I’ll keep my hat on

For how long?"

Wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

No lovely warm flanelette

And nothing else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

No lovely warm flanelette

Are you a keyboard?

Because you sure are my type!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah.

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By *annersarepropercheapMan over a year ago

sevenoaks

Hahaha don’t get me started I’ll drag you into the privacy of my inbox young lady!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

No lovely warm flanelette

And nothing else?

Apart from my smile no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So... What do I do? Funny walk? Impressions? "

Let's flip a coin. Heads your mine tails I am yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

No lovely warm flanelette

And nothing else?

Apart from my smile no

A smile with a cheeky twinkle in your eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

No lovely warm flanelette

Are you a keyboard?

Because you sure are my type!

I am a keyboard now cum put your finger tips on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

No lovely warm flanelette

Are you a keyboard?

Because you sure are my type!

I am a keyboard now cum put your finger tips on me

Can I be your next mistake

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Nah."

What have you done with Boldy?!

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May I slip those fluffy socks off and give you a foot rub??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hahaha don’t get me started I’ll drag you into the privacy of my inbox young lady!!"

Now I'm going to presume you meant me as you mentioned young lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based "

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Oh god,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

I happily volunteer

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

No lovely warm flanelette

Are you a keyboard?

Because you sure are my type!

I am a keyboard now cum put your finger tips on me

Can I be your next mistake

Before you leave yes please...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah.

What have you done with Boldy?!"

Channeling my inner Scarlet.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Nah."

U ok hun?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah.

U ok hun? xo "

Ftfy

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Nah.

U ok hun? "

Can I have a go on your norks!?

(That’s how it’s done!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Oh god,

If you were a tropical fruit, you would be a fine-apple!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Nah.

What have you done with Boldy?!

Channeling my inner Scarlet.

Nooo there's only room for one Scarlet on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

No lovely warm flanelette

Are you a keyboard?

Because you sure are my type!

I am a keyboard now cum put your finger tips on me

Can I be your next mistake

Before you leave yes please..."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

Good job I've got warm hands x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

No lovely warm flanelette

Are you a keyboard?

Because you sure are my type!

I am a keyboard now cum put your finger tips on me

Can I be your next mistake

Before you leave yes please...

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!

You can't see my bloody eye's,it was just word's wasn't it

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By *rAitchMan over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Is that a ladder in your stocking, or the stairway to heaven?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah.

What have you done with Boldy?!

Channeling my inner Scarlet.

Nooo there's only room for one Scarlet on here

I’m in training

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let the flirting commence. Morning gorgeous people

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Malmesbury

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

No lovely warm flanelette

Are you a keyboard?

Because you sure are my type!

I am a keyboard now cum put your finger tips on me

Can I be your next mistake

Before you leave yes please...

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!

You can't see my bloody eye's,it was just word's wasn't it

I can see you when I close my eyes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah.

What have you done with Boldy?!

Channeling my inner Scarlet.

Nooo there's only room for one Scarlet on here

I’m in training

Are you my appendix? Because there is a funny feeling in my stomach telling me I should take you out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your name hula ?

Cos I’d love to bang the hoop of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Morning all ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only one person I want to flirt with and she knows it.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

And silk PJ's?

No lovely warm flanelette

Are you a keyboard?

Because you sure are my type!

I am a keyboard now cum put your finger tips on me

Can I be your next mistake

Before you leave yes please...

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!

You can't see my bloody eye's,it was just word's wasn't it

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, a sentencewithoutspaces!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I am cute?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Nah.

What have you done with Boldy?!

Channeling my inner Scarlet.

Nooo there's only room for one Scarlet on here

I’m in training

Don't you dare we like you just the way you are

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I'm soooo crap at flirting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah.

What have you done with Boldy?!

Channeling my inner Scarlet.

Nooo there's only room for one Scarlet on here

I’m in training

Don't you dare we like you just the way you are "

Thank you, and merry Christmas to you Ignite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I am cute?

Definitely

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Nah.

What have you done with Boldy?!

Channeling my inner Scarlet.

Nooo there's only room for one Scarlet on here

I’m in training

Don't you dare we like you just the way you are

Thank you, and merry Christmas to you Ignite

It's too early!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Nah.

U ok hun?

Can I have a go on your norks!?

(That’s how it’s done!)"

Have a go on them? How exactly does one have a go on norks?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Nah.

U ok hun?

Can I have a go on your norks!?

(That’s how it’s done!)

Have a go on them? How exactly does one have a go on norks?

Well I’d have to show you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah.

U ok hun?

Can I have a go on your norks!?

(That’s how it’s done!)

Have a go on them? How exactly does one have a go on norks?

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I am cute?

Definitely

I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I am cute?

Definitely

I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I am cute?

Definitely

I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I am cute?

Definitely

I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I am cute?

Definitely

I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share

Is your name wifi? Because I see a connection.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I am cute?

Definitely

I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share

Is your name wifi? Because I see a connection.

If kissing is spreading germs.... What do you think if we start the epidemic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I am cute?

Definitely

I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share

Is your name wifi? Because I see a connection.

If kissing is spreading germs.... What do you think if we start the epidemic?

Keep your socks on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I am cute?

Definitely

I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share

Is your name wifi? Because I see a connection.

If kissing is spreading germs.... What do you think if we start the epidemic?

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced rest of my life!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based

Dunno about socks but my nipples are like bullets Joy's of piercings and this cold weather they need warming up

My warm mouth and hot tongue are at your disposal lovely lady

Aha cheeky

You see my friend over there? They want to know if you think I am cute?

Definitely

I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

I know milk does a body good; you must be drinking your fair share

Is your name wifi? Because I see a connection.

If kissing is spreading germs.... What do you think if we start the epidemic?

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced rest of my life!

Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't got anything on ??"

And you have a lovely big mug that you handle so well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have my fluffy bed socks on Granny,wink wink

Can I help you take them off?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So... What do I do? Funny walk? Impressions? "

You couldn’t do anything wrong as far as I’m concerned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disappointed that this flirting is so heavily sock based "

It’s just an introduction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm soooo crap at flirting"

With a cock like that it’s surely not an issue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks I killed it!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Looks I killed it!"

No you didn't

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I've forgotten how to do it

. It all fell out of my head when I became eligible for free prescriptions. If I just put

in my posts will that help?

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

"I'm soooo crap at flirting

With a cock like that it’s surely not an issue"

Oh it most certainly is as I'm shy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wink wink I see you other there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's what I've been doing wrong

I thought I could....

Leave my socks on

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Looks I killed it!"

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

I'd love for you to practice with me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"That's what I've been doing wrong

I thought I could....

Leave my socks on"

No, no socks off always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

There is a technique? You need to show me, I winged it so far.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Knock your socks off...... "

I haven't got a clue when it comes to flirting and I had no idea that socks were even required.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Knock your socks off......

I haven't got a clue when it comes to flirting and I had no idea that socks were even required.

Well now you know!! You should be better at it in future!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The socks are off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

some people are far too serious to flirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granny please gimme a gummy BJ

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

There is a technique? You need to show me, I winged it so far."

I will teach you the ways, along with some more chat up lines.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

There is a technique? You need to show me, I winged it so far.

I will teach you the ways, along with some more chat up lines.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

I doubt so

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

There is a technique? You need to show me, I winged it so far.

I will teach you the ways, along with some more chat up lines.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

I doubt so"

I'm hard to please lol.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

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By *heekytradesman46Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well hello ladies....

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Well hello ladies....

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

there you go. That’s all I’ve got

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there you go. That’s all I’ve got

You have so much more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

There is a technique? You need to show me, I winged it so far.

I will teach you the ways, along with some more chat up lines.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

I doubt so

I'm hard to please lol.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Me too, it makes me hard to please.

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

There is a technique? You need to show me, I winged it so far.

I will teach you the ways, along with some more chat up lines.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

I doubt so

I'm hard to please lol.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Me too, it makes me hard to please."

Well, we could have lots of fun trying to please each other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could teach you.....

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I'm hopeless at flirting!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

there you go. That’s all I’ve got

You have so much more"

Two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hopeless at flirting!"

It's just as well you have so many other appealing traits to make s man flirt in your direction

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm hopeless at flirting!

It's just as well you have so many other appealing traits to make s man flirt in your direction

Aww thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

there you go. That’s all I’ve got

You have so much more

Two

? "

Your sense of humour is your weapon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

There is a technique? You need to show me, I winged it so far.

I will teach you the ways, along with some more chat up lines.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

I doubt so

I'm hard to please lol.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Me too, it makes me hard to please.

Well, we could have lots of fun trying to please each other

It’s worth considering

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

there you go. That’s all I’ve got

You have so much more

Two

Your sense of humour is your weapon!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hopeless at flirting!"

Hold my hand, I’ll guide you!

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

There is a technique? You need to show me, I winged it so far.

I will teach you the ways, along with some more chat up lines.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

I doubt so

I'm hard to please lol.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Me too, it makes me hard to please.

Well, we could have lots of fun trying to please each other

It’s worth considering "

Only a consideration?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

There is a technique? You need to show me, I winged it so far.

I will teach you the ways, along with some more chat up lines.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

I doubt so

I'm hard to please lol.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Me too, it makes me hard to please.

Well, we could have lots of fun trying to please each other

It’s worth considering

Only a consideration?

You wouldn’t want me to be more explicit in front of a crowd, would you?

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

There is a technique? You need to show me, I winged it so far.

I will teach you the ways, along with some more chat up lines.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

I doubt so

I'm hard to please lol.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Me too, it makes me hard to please.

Well, we could have lots of fun trying to please each other

It’s worth considering

Only a consideration?

You wouldn’t want me to be more explicit in front of a crowd, would you?

I quite like an audience

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm hopeless at flirting!

Hold my hand, I’ll guide you!"

Holding out my hand for you too take.....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m more a subtle flirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hopeless at flirting!"

You're a pro at flirting!

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm hopeless at flirting!

You're a pro at flirting!

I wish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ones I want too are hidden or I’m to old typical

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks I killed it!

I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making technique with you.

There is a technique? You need to show me, I winged it so far.

I will teach you the ways, along with some more chat up lines.

Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.

I doubt so

I'm hard to please lol.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Me too, it makes me hard to please.

Well, we could have lots of fun trying to please each other

It’s worth considering

Only a consideration?

You wouldn’t want me to be more explicit in front of a crowd, would you?

I quite like an audience

I’m shy though. Didn’t you see that from this thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hopeless at flirting!

Hold my hand, I’ll guide you!

Holding out my hand for you too take.....

Whispering: don’t worry, it’s all gonna be fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hopeless at flirting!

You're a pro at flirting!

I wish

Worked on me, maybe I'm easy....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's what I've been doing wrong

I thought I could....

Leave my socks on

No, no socks off always

Just socks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I'm standing in the flirt free zone... Lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Think I'm standing in the flirt free zone... Lol

No such zone in a flirt thread

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"That's what I've been doing wrong

I thought I could....

Leave my socks on

No, no socks off always

Just socks?

Start with the socks then see what follows

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm hopeless at flirting!

Hold my hand, I’ll guide you!

Holding out my hand for you too take.....

Whispering: don’t worry, it’s all gonna be fine."

Dont be gentle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think I'm standing in the flirt free zone... Lol

No such zone in a flirt thread

Well I've been eying you up for a while now... Did you just wink at me or was it sticky massacrer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just hanging around, twiddling my hair, looking all innocent...

Peach x

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm just hanging around, twiddling my hair, looking all innocent...

Peach x"

You are a temptress waiting to pounce x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's what I've been doing wrong

I thought I could....

Leave my socks on

No, no socks off always

Just socks?

Start with the socks then see what follows

It's not usually where I start, but I'll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've not had a flirt in a while.

Jo.Xx

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"Nah.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Round here that's normally followed up by "because it looks like you landed on your face".

Actually, that might just be me...

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've not had a flirt in a while.

Jo.Xx "

You sure it's a flirt you're after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just hanging around, twiddling my hair, looking all innocent...

Peach x

You are a temptress waiting to pounce x

Can I tempt you PP?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey how you doing

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm just hanging around, twiddling my hair, looking all innocent...

Peach x

You are a temptress waiting to pounce x

Can I tempt you PP?

Peach x"

Staring into your eyes and seeing the desire, so I can't see me not being tempted xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hopeless at flirting!

Hold my hand, I’ll guide you!

Holding out my hand for you too take.....

Whispering: don’t worry, it’s all gonna be fine.

Dont be gentle

I won’t once the door closes behind us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've not had a flirt in a while.

Jo.Xx

You sure it's a flirt you're after

Well now you mention it PP.

There could be a few things.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

Well hello there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

Well hello there

Hellllooo

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

Well hello there

I've just recommended a film for you to cuddle up with x

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've not had a flirt in a while.

Jo.Xx

You sure it's a flirt you're after

Well now you mention it PP.

There could be a few things.

Jo.Xx "

Cake or maltesers x

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

Well hello there

I've just recommended a film for you to cuddle up with x"

Oh really? Where? More importantly, which one?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

Well hello there

I've just recommended a film for you to cuddle up with x

Oh really? Where? More importantly, which one?

Check your war movies thread and I'll get the tissues ready too x

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

Well hello there

I've just recommended a film for you to cuddle up with x

Oh really? Where? More importantly, which one?

Check your war movies thread and I'll get the tissues ready too x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've not had a flirt in a while.

Jo.Xx

You sure it's a flirt you're after

Well now you mention it PP.

There could be a few things.

Jo.Xx

Cake or maltesers x

Definitely both. You know me so well PP.

Jo.Xx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Think I'm standing in the flirt free zone... Lol

No such zone in a flirt thread

Well I've been eying you up for a while now... Did you just wink at me or was it sticky massacrer

Think it was just a twitch, keeps doing it though

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"That's what I've been doing wrong

I thought I could....

Leave my socks on

No, no socks off always

Just socks?

Start with the socks then see what follows

It's not usually where I start, but I'll give it a go

Maybe but then there is no need to stop and worry about them later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

Well hello there

Oh my beautiful lady!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

Well hello there

I've just recommended a film for you to cuddle up with x"

Now I have Estella it won't be the telly I'm watching

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm hopeless at flirting!

Hold my hand, I’ll guide you!

Holding out my hand for you too take.....

Whispering: don’t worry, it’s all gonna be fine.

Dont be gentle

I won’t once the door closes behind us "

Oh you tease

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not great at flirting I must admit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who doesn't like a good flirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

May I help?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hopeless at flirting!

Hold my hand, I’ll guide you!

Holding out my hand for you too take.....

Whispering: don’t worry, it’s all gonna be fine.

Dont be gentle

I won’t once the door closes behind us

Oh you tease

Moi?

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Does this count as flirting?

Sparkle, we both really fancy you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

May I help?

Yes you may! Get in here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does this count as flirting?

Sparkle, we both really fancy you.

It’s direct but it counts. You’ll tell me if it works, I’ll give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

May I help?

Yes you may! Get in here!

In where? Need to know what to wear!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

May I help?

Yes you may! Get in here!

In where? Need to know what to wear!"

Under the duvet, clothes optional

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Before the thread closes down, I’d like to thank GC for giving me the opportunity to bring Podrick back to life. Thanks gorgeous. Mwah!

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Not got socks on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve returned to check, and yes the flirting is still mostly sock based

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

May I help?

Yes you may! Get in here!

In where? Need to know what to wear!

Under the duvet, clothes optional

Perfect! Can we keep the light on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve returned to check, and yes the flirting is still mostly sock based "

Sorry, I tried my best.

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

I’m now imagining a CitizenSin and MissaPopularis threesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People have been ousted from my bed for keeping their socks on

Unacceptable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh I do fancy a flirt seeing as there is nowt on the tellybox

May I help?

Yes you may! Get in here!

In where? Need to know what to wear!

Under the duvet, clothes optional

Perfect! Can we keep the light on?"

Yes of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Before the thread closes down, I’d like to thank GC for giving me the opportunity to bring Podrick back to life. Thanks gorgeous. Mwah!"

God help us all

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't make me!

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