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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes my dears, I have the day off work today and you know what that means.... I have time to problem solve for you.
What's grinding your gears?
What's bending your ears?
Who's making you want to give them a high 5 to the face with a pair of garden shears?
Problem shared is a problem halved and my advice will in no way whatsoever make your problems worse. I "promise"
*crosses fingers behind back*
Hit me schookums
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once had a threesome in a hospital with a nurse and a woman who was waiting for her husband to get of surgery.
Its not a problem, just wanted everyone to know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm feeling really under the weather today, but supposed to be going to have a (long over due) catch up with the bestie and his hubby later.
Dont want to let them down, but also feel like crap
What do I do?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once had a threesome in a hospital with a nurse and a woman who was waiting for her husband to get of surgery.
Its not a problem, just wanted everyone to know"
Schlaaaaaaaaaag
Best game of conkers you ever played |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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Auntie. Jesus where you been
Now where do I start
O yes
I was shopping in the high street the other day and the man in the ladies underwear shop said I wasn’t allowed in anymore He said I had raised concerns and that the staff were fed up having to clean the changing rooms and fixing the holes in the walls
My question. Where should I go now
Thanks ever faithfully yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once had a threesome in a hospital with a nurse and a woman who was waiting for her husband to get of surgery.
Its not a problem, just wanted everyone to know
Schlaaaaaaaaaag
Best game of conkers you ever played "
Tasty kidney wife was amazing. Really wish I got her name |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm feeling really under the weather today, but supposed to be going to have a (long over due) catch up with the bestie and his hubby later.
Dont want to let them down, but also feel like crap
What do I do?! "
Get them to come to you and bring you chocolate, ice cream and a warm fluffy blanket.
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Currently I'm twiddling my thumbs because I'm waiting on a delivery so I can get on with my baking... On the plus side, it's given me some downtime to visit the forums for the first time in weeks, but it does mean I'll be flat out later trying to catch up on everything else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm feeling really under the weather today, but supposed to be going to have a (long over due) catch up with the bestie and his hubby later.
Dont want to let them down, but also feel like crap
What do I do?!
Get them to come to you and bring you chocolate, ice cream and a warm fluffy blanket.
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Thank you auntie P! Will put it forward to them |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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Was watching Jo Swinson the other day Auntie P. She's quite a voluptuous buxom young lady. But it has give me a bit of a dilema. I don't know who to vote for in the election now. Do i vote for the tits? or do i vote Liberal ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Auntie. Jesus where you been
Now where do I start
O yes
I was shopping in the high street the other day and the man in the ladies underwear shop said I wasn’t allowed in anymore He said I had raised concerns and that the staff were fed up having to clean the changing rooms and fixing the holes in the walls
My question. Where should I go now
Thanks ever faithfully yours "
First up you write them a strongly worded email explaining how the customer is ALWAYS right and how the business should appreciate your custom, how if you don't receive gift vouchers for the inconvenience you'll spread it all over facefuck and tripteller how badly you've been treated, everyone knows this especially customers who are wankers and don't know how to behave appropriately.
Where to go? That's the easy part..... swimming pool. Think how many pairs of undercrackers are unattended at any moment. Skeleton key for the lockers and you're well away |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Currently I'm twiddling my thumbs because I'm waiting on a delivery so I can get on with my baking... On the plus side, it's given me some downtime to visit the forums for the first time in weeks, but it does mean I'll be flat out later trying to catch up on everything else "
Forums.... the slippery road to time loss.
Eat a carrot and pretend you're murdering Kevin, the one people love off the Aldi advert. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm going to the office Christmas lunch at 2 o'clock. Should I behave or flirt with the younger woman who is in the habit of pressing her thigh against my shoulder when she consults me at my desk? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was watching Jo Swinson the other day Auntie P. She's quite a voluptuous buxom young lady. But it has give me a bit of a dilema. I don't know who to vote for in the election now. Do i vote for the tits? or do i vote Liberal ?"
You get off this bastard thread with the word vote, unless it's for me for my selfless work within the community.
Aka giving people advice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Auntie P
A chest infection means I might not be able to attend the MLS and see my penis sister. How do I get better over night?
Regards
Coughingupherlungs
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Actual infection? Trip to the quacks for meds. Drip feed them into ya and kick that cunt in the fandango. How dare it encompass your breathing apparatus!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What should I have for my dinner?
Fava beans and a nice chianti
You just want me to lick your liver don't you  "
Now you mention it...
Can you give me a fat sucker outer before you stitch me back up tho. Exercise seems effort to reduce my waistline |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"Was watching Jo Swinson the other day Auntie P. She's quite a voluptuous buxom young lady. But it has give me a bit of a dilema. I don't know who to vote for in the election now. Do i vote for the tits? or do i vote Liberal ?
You get off this bastard thread with the word vote, unless it's for me for my selfless work within the community.
Aka giving people advice "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm going to the office Christmas lunch at 2 o'clock. Should I behave or flirt with the younger woman who is in the habit of pressing her thigh against my shoulder when she consults me at my desk?"
Flirt. You might end up boning her or wearing the lunch. Either way it'll give the gossips summat to chew on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm going to the office Christmas lunch at 2 o'clock. Should I behave or flirt with the younger woman who is in the habit of pressing her thigh against my shoulder when she consults me at my desk?
Flirt. You might end up boning her or wearing the lunch. Either way it'll give the gossips summat to chew on "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm going to the office Christmas lunch at 2 o'clock. Should I behave or flirt with the younger woman who is in the habit of pressing her thigh against my shoulder when she consults me at my desk?
Flirt. You might end up boning her or wearing the lunch. Either way it'll give the gossips summat to chew on
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Good call P. Lunch was delightful...  |
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