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By *eam OP Couple over a year ago

Exeter

The X Factor boss, 52, met the girl in a nightclub and smuggled her back to his hotel.

Next day he woke to find her gone — taking his wallet and a laptop full of show secrets.

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By *eam OP Couple over a year ago

Exeter

That girl has got talent !!!

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Funny how these things all seem to be happening to him when his shows are starting to slip in the ratings...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gosh, and I bet those 'secrets' are just soooo riveting!

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By *eam OP Couple over a year ago

Exeter

The girl must of been really desperate,not to take his laptop and wallet but to sleep with him.yuk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Funny how these things all seem to be happening to him when his shows are starting to slip in the ratings..."

Yeah, like "I shagged Dannii, and the baby's mine!" ... you watch.

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Funny how these things all seem to be happening to him when his shows are starting to slip in the ratings...

Yeah, like "I shagged Dannii, and the baby's mine!" ... you watch.

How cruel, wishing that on the poor child!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Important lesson here.

Put her in the cab *before* you got to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The girl must of been really desperate,not to take his laptop and wallet but to sleep with him.yuk"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Funny how these things all seem to be happening to him when his shows are starting to slip in the ratings..."
- is that what the common folk call cynicism?????

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Funny how these things all seem to be happening to him when his shows are starting to slip in the ratings... - is that what the common folk call cynicism?????

Moi???

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By *eam OP Couple over a year ago

Exeter

Apparently he has BLACK loo roll !!!!!!!!!!! How would he know when to stop wiping ?

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Apparently he has BLACK loo roll !!!!!!!!!!! How would he know when to stop wiping ?"

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

"Apparently he has BLACK loo roll !!!!!!!!!!! How would he know when to stop wiping ?

He's posh he uses a bidey, diddy oh sod it an arse washer

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By *eam OP Couple over a year ago

Exeter

On colonic irrigation,Cowell says: “It’s so cleansing — and it makes my eyes shine brighter.” WTF

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"On colonic irrigation,Cowell says: “It’s so cleansing — and it makes my eyes shine brighter.” WTF

No shit?

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