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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bacon butty, with brown sauce.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I would add sparkly and vibrant eyes - some people have dullard eyes. No interest in those.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmm i can tick a few boxes but im a 5ft blonde lol

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing "

Haha...they lie if they say that...Men lie to please women and get them into bed...fact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm i can tick a few boxes but im a 5ft blonde lol "

See you next week lol xx

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The menu in casa de _naswingdress comes with two options. Take it, or leave it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing "

I bring a face cloth to all meets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing "

A bloke would be the stupidest of stupid buggers to suggest a lady had over indulged in the no7

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The menu in casa de _naswingdress comes with two options. Take it, or leave it. "

Imma take it and I'm particularly hungry

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing

Haha...they lie if they say that...Men lie to please women and get them into bed...fact"

Too much makeup is like Instagram extra. What they seem to think is natural... Isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The menu in casa de _naswingdress comes with two options. Take it, or leave it. "

How do you let her know you want the ‘take it’ option? Lol x

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing

A bloke would be the stupidest of stupid buggers to suggest a lady had over indulged in the no7 "

Many stupid buggers exist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Number 3 cancels out a good portion of people off this site

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Well forget 5, 7 and 8 I’m none of those

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just want her or nothing at all and nothing else im coded to her now shes changed my nature

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just want her or nothing at all and nothing else im coded to her now shes changed my nature"

Wow

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I just want her or nothing at all and nothing else im coded to her now shes changed my nature"

That's pretty awesome bro, I'm happy for you and Sally. I've noticed the last few days you have been more gentleman like too, kudos for that as well

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? "

I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? "

Nah, too deep a voice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah well 7 out of 10

Ain’t bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have 8.5 wow who'd have guessed!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ah well 7 out of 10

Ain’t bad "

You and Spurschick are more than 7 out of 10 hey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll never please a man

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan?

Nah, too deep a voice "

An orangutan and a helium balloon?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I got like, three on that list

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan?

Nah, too deep a voice

An orangutan and a helium balloon? "

Would that count as a threesome?

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan?

Nah, too deep a voice

An orangutan and a helium balloon? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I got like, three on that list "

I'll give you 1 to get you to 4 sure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im gonna stop talking on threads like this they always backfire why i dpeak the truth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ouch I’m fooked, other than a 1/2 point for the boobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."

Even petite women can have long legs. Well mine are much longer than any petite clothing leg lengths.

And the big boobs (which I don't have) doesn't specify of real or fake makes a difference but I suspect it would.

I've had shiny hair most of my life and if that's a sign of good fertility then I beg to differ! I don't want to go into why though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo.

Even petite women can have long legs. Well mine are much longer than any petite clothing leg lengths.

And the big boobs (which I don't have) doesn't specify of real or fake makes a difference but I suspect it would.

I've had shiny hair most of my life and if that's a sign of good fertility then I beg to differ! I don't want to go into why though.

"

Tinternet is often wrong, personally I dont agree with most of the points as every single womam is differnt and with it has her own attractive qualities. Give me a nice smile and come to bed eyes and dam near everything else is a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just want her or nothing at all and nothing else im coded to her now shes changed my nature"

Happy for you both

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."

I have a high singing voice

Don't smell shit when I sing though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo.

I have a high singing voice

Don't smell shit when I sing though "

You must be tall then lol that's 2 out of 10 at least

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo.

I have a high singing voice

Don't smell shit when I sing though "

Don't have long hair but it's dark brown naturally

I always wear a smile

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Short ass here signing in for duty.. I don't tick many of the above boxes so I'll close the door on the way out.

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By *JohnMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? "

That would explain all the single men looking at my profile.

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By *ineMan  over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Quasimodo wanders from cave into forum.

Where's Esmeralda? I would swing from a rope fight the wild beasts face down an angry crowd and burn the world for her....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I'm told I have a nice smile

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Short ass here signing in for duty.. I don't tick many of the above boxes so I'll close the door on the way out."

I've left a key under a rock outside my door, bell me when you get here short arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I'm not that tall (5.5), but I do have long legs.

And, yes, most guys I know will go for more natural, until they see the same girl without the makeup - then they opt for the makeup!!! LOL

xx N

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By *adbury girlWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."

1) failed that one

2) nearly at my waist

3) always smiling - that’s what gets the most compliments

4) tick

5) oh just ordered a lovely red set from lovehoney

6) redhead?

7) 5’5” but short legs

8) short arms but I can still reach the parts that count

9) tick

10) tick

Think overall I’m doing better than I thought

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im gonna stop talking on threads like this they always backfire why i dpeak the truth "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."

They like slim broads

Ones with kinky mind n boots

Filth fuckers in bed

Swearing... Fuck I am going to cum... Fuck fuck fuck

Hair.. Some like a Bush others like no teeth cleaning tools

A constant drip... Or wetter the better...

Intelligence to wear no clothes or dress to impress

Boobs bum and pussy hanging

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By *oupleforxtrafunCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

Most guys don’t know what they want and that’s the truth

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

7 out of 10 - meh, my frizzy blonde hair will have to do, I look awful with dark hair

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Bacon butty, with brown sauce. "

Brown sauce? Eugh, the devil's own!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bacon butty, with brown sauce.

Brown sauce? Eugh, the devil's own!"

Got to be red and brown sauce on bacon butties... Always!!!

N x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm little and dumpy with terrible legs and my voice is pretty husky. I've long hair and huge tits though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want control of nuclear weapons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing

Haha...they lie if they say that...Men lie to please women and get them into bed...fact"

Flatter is a far kinder word...

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman  over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I'm quite smiley, can't be arsed with much makeup, have dark hair and enormous boobs. Hopefully that makes up for average height, average weight, and never ever wearing heels or skirts/dresses.

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I take it from this that I'm desperately undesirable

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By *JohnMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I take it from this that there is a lot more to desire than a list

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."

1. himself likes the sound of my voice so i guess thats a good sign. and hed want to really because i talk. A LOT

2. Its ok. bit frazzled at the min from bleach

3. I do smile a lot but most of the time its a rage smile

4. I couldnt give a fiddlers if you like natural. I didnt spend all that money on makeup to have it looking pretty on my makeup table

5. himself says red suits me so im down with that

6. i had dark hair. now im going blonde. Ill have as much fun as i like

7. im 5 ft 1. perfect height for kicking u in the balls if you really piss me off

8. im short. so have short arms. im not going to be swinging from the ceilings any time soon

9. i have very small ones. but i was blessed (i think) in the rear area. nothing surgery cant fix.

10. I look after myself unless ive been up all night with a sick child and then i couldnt give a shit.

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By *ourayloversCouple  over a year ago

chesterfield

Ray

I'd be happy if she had a 22ft fishing boat and could fish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."

1. No

2. Yes

3. Yes

4. No medium make up.

5. No.

6. Yes

7. Yes.

8. No

9. No

10. Yes.

11. I'm gay

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By *edHeadedFunWoman  over a year ago

Didsbury

I tick no 2, 3 and 5 that is about it. It's a good job not all guys like the same thing otherwise I would be buggered

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1/ voice - As long as you don't sound like Brian Blessed or Joe Pasquale all is good

2/healthy hair - hair is good, no hair also looks good on some

3/smiles - yes, no one likes a miserable fucker

4/less makeup - generally yes but not always

5/wearing red - who cares, it's going on the bedroom floor

6/darker hair - see no 2

7/taller women - I like legs, long or short

8/long arms - arms are good, 2 of them preferably

9/big boobs - big, little, all good

10/good grooming and posture - someone who takes pride in their appearance yes, posture, can't say I pay a lot of attention

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Does this mean that as a fairly tall brunette with long hair and big boobs that I'm basically every man's dream? Good to know, thanks OP!

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Does this mean that as a fairly tall brunette with long hair and big boobs that I'm basically every man's dream? Good to know, thanks OP!"

We didn't get to speak, but I saw you at the MLS (sorry that sounds creepy!). Yes. Yes you are. Cow (I don't mean that)

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Does this mean that as a fairly tall brunette with long hair and big boobs that I'm basically every man's dream? Good to know, thanks OP!

We didn't get to speak, but I saw you at the MLS (sorry that sounds creepy!). Yes. Yes you are. Cow (I don't mean that) "

It doesn't sound creepy, I spotted you and your dress too . Hahaha thank you . You're sweet. I'm not that deluded though .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A splendid racing bike and a sunny day , or a wonderful hill to climb .

That's just me though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol.. Think I hit a good few of these.. But

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A few beers and a blow job...

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A bloody great sense of humour and lots of sarcasm

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By *ourayloversCouple  over a year ago

chesterfield


"Ray

I'd be happy if she had a 22ft fishing boat and could fish "

I can fish, just not got a boat

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

%505 of the duvet and bed!

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Newbury


"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan?

Nah, too deep a voice

An orangutan and a helium balloon? "

Is that a French art film?

L'orang utan et la ballon «hélium»

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan?

Nah, too deep a voice

An orangutan and a helium balloon?

Is that a French art film?

L'orang utan et la ballon «hélium»"

Now you mention it, it does sound familiar... maybe I *did* check that vieo out from the art school library many years ago...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ray

I'd be happy if she had a 22ft fishing boat and could fish "

What he said especially if it’s the new beneteau

Baraccuda ,she ain’t got to be able to fish just drive the thing ,serve drinks and look good on shorts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing "
can if you take them swimming

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Newbury


"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan?

Nah, too deep a voice

An orangutan and a helium balloon?

Is that a French art film?

L'orang utan et la ballon «hélium»

Now you mention it, it does sound familiar... maybe I *did* check that vieo out from the art school library many years ago..."

I love this post. Videos, libraries, schools of art..... do any of those things exist anymore?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

for FUCKS sake ....... !

I don't pass any of those.

I used to have long strong hair.

I used to have all my own teeth.

I speak like a bassoon.

I have legs and feet like a fucking hobbit !

I'll never get fucked !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"for FUCKS sake ....... !

I don't pass any of those.

I used to have long strong hair.

I used to have all my own teeth.

I speak like a bassoon.

I have legs and feet like a fucking hobbit !

I'll never get fucked !"

Have I told you lately that I love you granny!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m barely any of those

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"for FUCKS sake ....... !

I don't pass any of those.

I used to have long strong hair.

I used to have all my own teeth.

I speak like a bassoon.

I have legs and feet like a fucking hobbit !

I'll never get fucked !

Have I told you lately that I love you granny!?"

Not another fucking ear worm

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan?

Nah, too deep a voice

An orangutan and a helium balloon?

Is that a French art film?

L'orang utan et la ballon «hélium»

Now you mention it, it does sound familiar... maybe I *did* check that vieo out from the art school library many years ago...

I love this post. Videos, libraries, schools of art..... do any of those things exist anymore? "

Probably not now, admittedly. But 20 years ago it was a different story.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"for FUCKS sake ....... !

I don't pass any of those.

I used to have long strong hair.

I used to have all my own teeth.

I speak like a bassoon.

I have legs and feet like a fucking hobbit !

I'll never get fucked !

Have I told you lately that I love you granny!?

Not another fucking ear worm"

Hahahaha. Oops again! Don’t worry I’m off to bed soon!

So long, farewell, aufwiedersehen, goodnight

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Nora!

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By *uciferLingerieMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."

Not wearing red but I do have a thing for red hair, and brunettes...yet I don't find blondes any less attractive!

I do prefer women that wear less make-up

I don't have a preference for the length of a woman's legs as long as they can wrap around my neck! And a happy fun woman is a lot more attractive than a miserable moody one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nora! "

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By *rmrs1234Couple  over a year ago

Waterford


"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing can if you take them swimming"

thats what setting spray was invented for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do they have a male version?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Naked attraction

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By *hilleddevilMan  over a year ago

north Manchester

3,4,6 & 10 sound good to me but I'd never rule out a blonde or red head or any other colour for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A nice fwb but also social side too and a good friend oh and female

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing can if you take them swimming

thats what setting spray was invented for "

Aha yes! Setting spray is pretty much a gift from the gods

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By *uciferLingerieMan  over a year ago

Leeds

Does makeup include drawn on eyebrows...they just look ridiculous! I can't believe anyone find these attractive but yet it still happens!

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"1/ voice - As long as you don't sound like Brian Blessed or Joe Pasquale all is good

2/healthy hair - hair is good, no hair also looks good on some

3/smiles - yes, no one likes a miserable fucker

4/less makeup - generally yes but not always

5/wearing red - who cares, it's going on the bedroom floor

6/darker hair - see no 2

7/taller women - I like legs, long or short

8/long arms - arms are good, 2 of them preferably

9/big boobs - big, little, all good

10/good grooming and posture - someone who takes pride in their appearance yes, posture, can't say I pay a lot of attention "

YAY! Best answer on the thread as it’s reassuring to know anyone can fit the list but actually doesn’t matter if you don’t

(Says the 5ft4 dark haired, occasional makeup wearing woman!) I do smile a lot though

Millie x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"for FUCKS sake ....... !

I don't pass any of those.

I used to have long strong hair.

I used to have all my own teeth.

I speak like a bassoon.

I have legs and feet like a fucking hobbit !

I'll never get fucked !

Have I told you lately that I love you granny!?

Not another fucking ear worm

Hahahaha. Oops again! Don’t worry I’m off to bed soon!

So long, farewell, aufwiedersehen, goodnight "

Oh FFS. I don’t want that in my brain all day. What a way to wake up?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy

Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.

1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit

2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.

3/smiles - happy people are attractive people

4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.

5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm

6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.

7/taller women - men like long legs

8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one

9/big boobs -

10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."

gorgeous smile and personality top of my list

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By *hloevtTV/TS  over a year ago

norwich

I'm a short bloke in a dress , I tick none of the boxes but for some strange reason I attract loads of fab straight men !! Tis a funny world xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm little and dumpy with terrible legs and my voice is pretty husky. I've long hair and huge tits though "

I suspect from your forum posts that you have a smile that reaches your eyes, that will do for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do women wear so much make-up and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whey hey I got ten out of ten + one for confidence , and you know what I don’t give a dam what others think . If they don’t like then close the door behind you

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'm in trouble so I'm 5'2 so not really long legs or arms don't have a really high pitched voice but I am brunette and have big boobs so at least I have a few of the 10 I guess

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Why do women wear so much make-up and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad "

Because they are insecure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate listening to men talk about how they prefer women who wear less makeup. I wear makeup most days and people don't think I'm wearing much, but the effort that can go into looking natural can be huge and just as much as women who wear loads.

I honestly think most men really are clueless when it comes to makeup, skincare and hair so I wish they'd keep their opinions to themselves. I hear men bitching about makeup constantly. If these men were given the choice between the woman they describe who wears no makeup at all and is fresh out of bed, completely as her mama made her and then one who has made a 'natural' effort I know which one they'd go for.

I loathe these kind of lists anyway, they are full of shite.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hate listening to men talk about how they prefer women who wear less makeup. I wear makeup most days and people don't think I'm wearing much, but the effort that can go into looking natural can be huge and just as much as women who wear loads.

I honestly think most men really are clueless when it comes to makeup, skincare and hair so I wish they'd keep their opinions to themselves. I hear men bitching about makeup constantly. If these men were given the choice between the woman they describe who wears no makeup at all and is fresh out of bed, completely as her mama made her and then one who has made a 'natural' effort I know which one they'd go for.

I loathe these kind of lists anyway, they are full of shite.

"

I wholeheartedly agree with this one it’s bollocks

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I hate listening to men talk about how they prefer women who wear less makeup. I wear makeup most days and people don't think I'm wearing much, but the effort that can go into looking natural can be huge and just as much as women who wear loads.

I honestly think most men really are clueless when it comes to makeup, skincare and hair so I wish they'd keep their opinions to themselves. I hear men bitching about makeup constantly. If these men were given the choice between the woman they describe who wears no makeup at all and is fresh out of bed, completely as her mama made her and then one who has made a 'natural' effort I know which one they'd go for.

I loathe these kind of lists anyway, they are full of shite.

I wholeheartedly agree with this one it’s bollocks"

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I hate listening to men talk about how they prefer women who wear less makeup. I wear makeup most days and people don't think I'm wearing much, but the effort that can go into looking natural can be huge and just as much as women who wear loads.

I honestly think most men really are clueless when it comes to makeup, skincare and hair so I wish they'd keep their opinions to themselves. I hear men bitching about makeup constantly. If these men were given the choice between the woman they describe who wears no makeup at all and is fresh out of bed, completely as her mama made her and then one who has made a 'natural' effort I know which one they'd go for.

I loathe these kind of lists anyway, they are full of shite.

"

It's a bollox list that only reflects the opinions of the limited amount of people who were asked to give theirs. A woman can wear as little or as much makeup as she likes, any guy that has a problem with how much she wears can look elsewhere then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

5/10 I look a dick with dark hair. Belle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

123 meets today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do women wear so much make-up and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad "

Why so rude and Derogatory to all the women on fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not me, guys asking for meets today... I am meeting jools Holland later

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

4/10

Thank goodness I'm on Fab where the only thing that matters is that I'm female

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Research into what guys like/look for is huge business, ongoing and totally fascinating to be honest! 100,000s are asked randomly asked what they like, date vs marry etc and the same for ladies (which is even bigger business)

So before everyone thinks it's total garbage just bear this in mind! Though where the OP got his data might be more questionable the answers to these huge survey/research is actually all there for the interested even if the answers aren't what you personally want to hear!

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple  over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Why do women wear so much make-up and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad

Why so rude and Derogatory to all the women on fab "

I think it was meant in jest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Research into what guys like/look for is huge business, ongoing and totally fascinating to be honest! 100,000s are asked randomly asked what they like, date vs marry etc and the same for ladies (which is even bigger business)

So before everyone thinks it's total garbage just bear this in mind! Though where the OP got his data might be more questionable the answers to these huge survey/research is actually all there for the interested even if the answers aren't what you personally want to hear!

"

I think most of these lists are meaningless when you actually like someone. Is them not wearing red or being a blonde really going to make you change your mind when feelings are involved? It's utter crap in my eyes.

I'm not dismissing what you are saying by the way! I just personally don't understand why it's so fascinating.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Research into what guys like/look for is huge business, ongoing and totally fascinating to be honest! 100,000s are asked randomly asked what they like, date vs marry etc and the same for ladies (which is even bigger business)

So before everyone thinks it's total garbage just bear this in mind! Though where the OP got his data might be more questionable the answers to these huge survey/research is actually all there for the interested even if the answers aren't what you personally want to hear!

I think most of these lists are meaningless when you actually like someone. Is them not wearing red or being a blonde really going to make you change your mind when feelings are involved? It's utter crap in my eyes.

I'm not dismissing what you are saying by the way! I just personally don't understand why it's so fascinating. "

I just find human behaviour fascinating and huge scale anthropological type research interests me (even though it's all done for marketing purposes lol)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I just want her or nothing at all and nothing else im coded to her now shes changed my nature

That's pretty awesome bro, I'm happy for you and Sally. I've noticed the last few days you have been more gentleman like too, kudos for that as well "

dude the dream is over but the truth remains the truth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m platinum blonde and men go mad for it especially game of thrones fans haha

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

8/10 sometimes 9. Clearly this is science people and spot on (nowt to do with my score).

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"8/10 sometimes 9. Clearly this is science people and spot on (nowt to do with my score)."

Lol I'd the same if I had a high score

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"4/10

Thank goodness I'm on Fab where the only thing that matters is that I'm female

"

You beat me

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I hate listening to men talk about how they prefer women who wear less makeup. I wear makeup most days and people don't think I'm wearing much, but the effort that can go into looking natural can be huge and just as much as women who wear loads.

I honestly think most men really are clueless when it comes to makeup, skincare and hair so I wish they'd keep their opinions to themselves. I hear men bitching about makeup constantly. If these men were given the choice between the woman they describe who wears no makeup at all and is fresh out of bed, completely as her mama made her and then one who has made a 'natural' effort I know which one they'd go for.

I loathe these kind of lists anyway, they are full of shite.

"

I wear makeup because I like it. You do you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I reckon I might have 6. Dont see any mention of cock size though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wanna Aston Martin db9 fuck all this other bullshit

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

near Chesterfield

And I'll have a Lambo Urus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm definitely not tall, with short arms and tiny hands. Ah well, you can't have everything! :')

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

near Chesterfield


"I'm definitely not tall, with short arms and tiny hands. Ah well, you can't have everything! :')"

Perfect. A girl with small hands will make me look bigger.

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