Never expected that

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

sinking my teeth into my own leg

By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"sinking my teeth into my own leg

your meant to put them in your gob

By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus

wonders what you were doing to bite your leg lol

By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

Awww where trying to give yourself a blowjob

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trying to suck your own cock blindfolded is just asking for trouble!

By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

As a bloke is that because your foot was in your mouth already..???

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a bloke is that because your foot was in your mouth already..???

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As a bloke is that because your foot was in your mouth already..???

what ya trying to say I have a big gob or little feet

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a bloke is that because your foot was in your mouth already..???

what ya trying to say I have a big gob or little feet

ermmmmm BOTH

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Were you biting your toe nails again

By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"As a bloke is that because your foot was in your mouth already..???

what ya trying to say I have a big gob or little feet

ermmmmm BOTH

I was told not to talk with my mouth full, and again being a bloke apparently I've got a boot in mine... !!!