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Bloody bollocks

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes i nicked my ballbag with the clippers last night, that'll teach me for rushing. Why is the damn thing so wrinkly anyway?

And please, no messages offering to iron my scrotum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Straighteners

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've just waxed mine.

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple over a year ago

Falkirk

Why,why, why were you using clippers

Razor everytime.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Never ever use clippers

Brand new razor every time and you'll be clean as a whistle with no nicks or hair

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Straighteners

Masochist!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just waxed mine.

Did you use cake mix

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By *uryWhipMan over a year ago

Harringay

When im shaving down there I stretch my wrinkly sack a little so I dont catch it. Used to use scissors and caught myself them a couple of times.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've just waxed mine.

Did you use cake mix

Now you're just being silly and jealous

You know where the cake is if you want some x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

( holds iron in hand ) prop them up on the tabel and bite hard on your finger lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or Nair?

Works for me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"( holds iron in hand ) prop them up on the tabel and bite hard on your finger lol "

And you call yourself a wingman.

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