Banjo injury

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is it your own fault for not turning them on enough and drying them up like a barbados beach?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take it back to the shop

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Take it back to the shop

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deliverance?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take it back to the shop

deliverance?

Did you “squeal like a pig”

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Take it back to the shop

deliverance?

Did you “squeal like a pig”

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no but i sizzled like frying bacon

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine was because the first time I ever used a condom I put it on wrong. Bloody mess

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine was because the first time I ever used a condom I put it on wrong. Bloody mess

Ouch

why did i do this thread

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine was because the first time I ever used a condom I put it on wrong. Bloody mess

Ouch

why did i do this thread

Do one about a flute next time

By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Amusingly, there’s a place on the beach near Brighton Marina called ‘Banjo Groyne’

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine was because the first time I ever used a condom I put it on wrong. Bloody mess

Ouch

why did i do this thread

Just be thankful I didn’t do one of my more graphic descriptions