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over a year ago
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Soo funny..I ve started to write myou erotica again..used to write for people around the world. They d send me intimate pictures of there bodies, give me a location and scenario then I d weave a personal story for them...some would actually enact it! Anyways said to gf how I hate using words like cock, pussy etc as they re not sensual..so she put in entry for other words for cock and found a thesaurus with 1000 versions , she is now pissing herself laughing at them. So if you want a laugh take a look..some are fkin hilarious.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was it Morrissey who referred to an erection as a "bulbous salutation"?
You could always try working that in... innuendo absolutely intended.
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Actually quite like that..the hole hungry crotch crocodile ffs |
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"Was it Morrissey who referred to an erection as a "bulbous salutation"?
You could always try working that in... innuendo absolutely intended.
Actually quite like that..the hole hungry crotch crocodile ffs "
I've just laughed so hard I had a coughing fit!
I've written some piss-poor smut in my time but nothing even approaching that level! |
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"Was it Morrissey who referred to an erection as a "bulbous salutation"?
You could always try working that in... innuendo absolutely intended.
Actually quite like that..the hole hungry crotch crocodile ffs
I've just laughed so hard I had a coughing fit!
I've written some piss-poor smut in my time but nothing even approaching that level!"
Yeah not sure how that would work into a good piece of eroticism..unless a sexy Peter pan maybe lol |
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