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over a year ago
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The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast  .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
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You know something... The amount of messages I get from gay guys puts women to shame...
I reckon guys are 10 times more eager for this data than women. No joke!
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmm....My data allowance on my phone is a bit limited 
....But if I were to ejaculate into the charging socket, could I possibly up my GB amount? "
I reckon you should try it and let us know. |
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
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Based on that I've taken in more information orally recently than anything else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
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My Mrs is thick as fuck...she spits |
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I can’t wait for my mobile provider to contact me about upgrading my package....
.....As soon as the smug bugger on the other end of the phone starts spouting off that they can offer me a fantastic 128 GB deal, I’m going to tell them that I’ve got far more than that poultry amount in my balls. |
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"Also, in relation to this informative thread, I challenge anyone here not to laugh when your mobile provider enquires as to your present ‘data consumption’....  "
Mine is pretty steep at the moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The standard USB c charger we use is more powerful than the computer on the apollo 11 space craft which went to the moon.
Useless fact for you.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
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You'd never get that much data on an old floppy........
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The world record for the highest jump by a pig is 70 cm (27.5 in) elephants can’t jump "
Dragonflies are the quickest animals in the world flying at over 70mph. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
You'd never get that much data on an old floppy........
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That's for sure. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Francis Galton was Charles Darwin's cousin.
Like Darwin, he was interested genetics.
-He did a "beauty map" of Britain. The low point was in Aberdeen."
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By (user no longer on site)
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In Napoleons time, aluminium was more valuable than gold due to its difficulty of refining it from its ore in those days. And he proudly had one of the earliest aluminium cutlery sets to show off with dinner guests. Due to its extreme value.  |
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"In Napoleons time, aluminium was more valuable than gold due to its difficulty of refining it from its ore in those days. And he proudly had one of the earliest aluminium cutlery sets to show off with dinner guests. Due to its extreme value. "
Thank you. Interesting read. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When mixing concrete, you add 4 buckets of gravel,2 buckets of sand,one bucket of cement,half a bucket of water and mix it.
You end up with one bucket of concrete!  |
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"When mixing concrete, you add 4 buckets of gravel,2 buckets of sand,one bucket of cement,half a bucket of water and mix it.
You end up with one bucket of concrete! "
Thanks. Good to know for the future. |
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
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Worst “I swallow guys” post ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When mixing concrete, you add 4 buckets of gravel,2 buckets of sand,one bucket of cement,half a bucket of water and mix it.
You end up with one bucket of concrete!
Thanks. Good to know for the future. "
Your welcome, thought I'd share as I'm always being asked for the correct mixing proportions by ladies wanting to concrete a fence post in while their husband prepares a quinoa and chickpea cuscus and raspberry jus  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
Worst “I swallow guys” post ever. "
It was good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The danny long legs is the most deadliest insect to humans. Its venom can kill us in seconds. But it cant pierce our skin as not strong enough. "
This is just a myth. They rarely bite humans but can still pierce our skin, just not on every bite. They hunt other spiders and insects and their venom is specialised for that.
You would not want to be bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider though. A very painful erection for over 12 hours with a high chance of death if you cant get medical attention.
Aaaanndd you will have to pay for a deeper coffin...to you know...accommodate yourself more adequately. |
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"The danny long legs is the most deadliest insect to humans. Its venom can kill us in seconds. But it cant pierce our skin as not strong enough.
This is just a myth. They rarely bite humans but can still pierce our skin, just not on every bite. They hunt other spiders and insects and their venom is specialised for that.
You would not want to be bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider though. A very painful erection for over 12 hours with a high chance of death if you cant get medical attention.
Aaaanndd you will have to pay for a deeper coffin...to you know...accommodate yourself more adequately."
They’re over 400 Million Years Old and believed to be split off from Scorpions which is pretty cool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The star Betalguese (top left in Orion) is a dying red super giant.
It's collapsing in on itself right now, and when it explodes into a Supernova, it will be that bright, it won't be dark on Earth for 2 weeks. |
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"The star Betalguese (top left in Orion) is a dying red super giant.
It's collapsing in on itself right now, and when it explodes into a Supernova, it will be that bright, it won't be dark on Earth for 2 weeks. "
Must keep me eye on it .... love big fireworks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The star Betalguese (top left in Orion) is a dying red super giant.
It's collapsing in on itself right now, and when it explodes into a Supernova, it will be that bright, it won't be dark on Earth for 2 weeks.
Must keep me eye on it .... love big fireworks "
Me too!
Unfortunately, it could be tomorrow or it could be another 10,000 years |
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"The star Betalguese (top left in Orion) is a dying red super giant.
It's collapsing in on itself right now, and when it explodes into a Supernova, it will be that bright, it won't be dark on Earth for 2 weeks.
Must keep me eye on it .... love big fireworks
Me too!
Unfortunately, it could be tomorrow or it could be another 10,000 years "
Can you re-post once it shows signs of collapse- saves me having to watch 24/7
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The star Betalguese (top left in Orion) is a dying red super giant.
It's collapsing in on itself right now, and when it explodes into a Supernova, it will be that bright, it won't be dark on Earth for 2 weeks.
Must keep me eye on it .... love big fireworks
Me too!
Unfortunately, it could be tomorrow or it could be another 10,000 years
Can you re-post once it shows signs of collapse- saves me having to watch 24/7
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, I'll do my best, but at 62 and showing first signs of ill health, I wouldn't hold ya breath! |
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"The star Betalguese (top left in Orion) is a dying red super giant.
It's collapsing in on itself right now, and when it explodes into a Supernova, it will be that bright, it won't be dark on Earth for 2 weeks.
Must keep me eye on it .... love big fireworks
Me too!
Unfortunately, it could be tomorrow or it could be another 10,000 years
Can you re-post once it shows signs of collapse- saves me having to watch 24/7
, I'll do my best, but at 62 and showing first signs of ill health, I wouldn't hold ya breath! "
One would assume it wouldn't just be light that hit earth, could be radiation of all sorts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As it is 642 light years away, it could have already gone pop and we wouldn’t know anyway . "
Very true.
Wouldn't it be so good to see in our lifetime! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As it is 642 light years away, it could have already gone pop and we wouldn’t know anyway .
Very true.
Wouldn't it be so good to see in our lifetime! "
It so would. |
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"When the platypus was first sent to Britain for scientists to examine, it was thought to be a practical joke rather than a real animal."
The closest living relatives of the platypus are the echidnas (spiny anteaters). These are the only egg laying mammals.
Platypus also hunt by electrolocation, like sharks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The standard USB c charger we use is more powerful than the computer on the apollo 11 space craft which went to the moon.
Useless fact for you.
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"When the platypus was first sent to Britain for scientists to examine, it was thought to be a practical joke rather than a real animal.
The closest living relatives of the platypus are the echidnas (spiny anteaters). These are the only egg laying mammals.
Platypus also hunt by electrolocation, like sharks. "
They're also the only mammal to both lay eggs and express milk, so could in theory make their own custard |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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"When the platypus was first sent to Britain for scientists to examine, it was thought to be a practical joke rather than a real animal.
The closest living relatives of the platypus are the echidnas (spiny anteaters). These are the only egg laying mammals.
Platypus also hunt by electrolocation, like sharks.
They're also the only mammal to both lay eggs and express milk, so could in theory make their own custard "
I went and saw these in Queensland last month! Amazing creatures! Little fuckers weren’t making their own custard at the time though which was a bit of a let down in hindsight... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somehow putting my USB stick into a port to transfer data won't be the same again having read this. "
You might be on to something there. I regularly have to rotate my cock 180° and try again before it'll go in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When the platypus was first sent to Britain for scientists to examine, it was thought to be a practical joke rather than a real animal.
The closest living relatives of the platypus are the echidnas (spiny anteaters). These are the only egg laying mammals.
Platypus also hunt by electrolocation, like sharks.
They're also the only mammal to both lay eggs and express milk, so could in theory make their own custard "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you put a 60w incandecent light bulb in your mouth, you won't be able to open your jaw wide enough to get it out again whole "
Not gonna try that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
Based on that I've taken in more information orally recently than anything else "
yes love lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sitting in front of a tv dose not damage your eyes it sitting in front of a monitor so them desk jobs are a high rish of a number of health problems
White finger aka carpal tunnel
Repetitive strain
Damage your eyes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
Based on that I've taken in more information orally recently than anything else yes love lol"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The most important note in music is...
Silence.
Really?
Would just be continuous noise without it
Okay
I mean, techno?
Nobody even listens to techno"
What ? You have to be kidding. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wd40 isnt actually a lubricant or penetrating fluid it's just a happy coincidence that it performs those tasks too, the name itself stands for water displacement recipe 40, which also means there were 39 recipes that were shit. |
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast .
That's a lot of information to swallow.
Now we know why women are smarter than men.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s impossible to break an egg using your thumb and a finger and squeezing at the top and bottom"
Awwwww........you b***ard...good one.
It's down my f*ckin jeans now. |
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"It’s impossible to break an egg using your thumb and a finger and squeezing at the top and bottom
Awwwww........you b***ard...good one.
It's down my f*ckin jeans now. "
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