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over a year ago
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"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!
Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!  "
The herpies, for a start... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why should I pick you?
Because you always want what you can't have  "
This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!
Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!! "
Quite?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!
Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!
The herpies, for a start..."
I wish it was the herpies  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I only do anal if you put a ring on my finger. And not that ring PoF, but a haribo jelly ring could work...
Peach x"
I can't compete with those kinds of demands |
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"Why should I pick you?
Because you always want what you can't have
This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!"
Tempted...what are you offering? |
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"Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year  x
Smart thinking, I will consider you"
I'm also smart enough that I didn't ask to be considered x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why should I pick you?
Because you always want what you can't have
This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!
Tempted...what are you offering?"
I don't have a lot to offer to be honest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year x
Smart thinking, I will consider you
I'm also smart enough that I didn't ask to be considered x"
I'm sorry but this isn't your choice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why should I pick you?
You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol
I will consider you
Thank you sir "
You should really pick her! Based on another thread, she'll do ANYTHING. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why should I pick you?
You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol
I will consider you
Thank you sir
You should really pick her! Based on another thread, she'll do ANYTHING. "
Well you never know lol  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!
Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!
The herpies, for a start...
I wish it was the herpies "
Is it worse than that?
And, yes, only quite  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!
Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!
The herpies, for a start...
I wish it was the herpies
Is it worse than that?
And, yes, only quite "
Yes its worse than that. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best
*snaps fingers* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because you already love me
You're ok I guess
You guess 
Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it"
You’re so horrid to me but I do love you  |
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"Why should I pick you?
Because you always want what you can't have
This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!
Tempted...what are you offering?
I don't have a lot to offer to be honest"
You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because you already love me
You're ok I guess
You guess
Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it
You’re so horrid to me but I do love you "
I love you too  |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Because you already love me
You're ok I guess
You guess
Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it
You’re so horrid to me but I do love you "
Oh please just get a room. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why should I pick you?
Because you always want what you can't have
This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!
Tempted...what are you offering?
I don't have a lot to offer to be honest
You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid. "
Understood.
Put a word in with Cal for me please  |
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"Why should I pick you?
Because you always want what you can't have
This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!
Tempted...what are you offering?
I don't have a lot to offer to be honest
You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.
Understood.
Put a word in with Cal for me please "
Have you had the op yet? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why should I pick you?
Because you always want what you can't have
This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!
Tempted...what are you offering?
I don't have a lot to offer to be honest
You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.
Understood.
Put a word in with Cal for me please
Have you had the op yet?"
No, I was hoping he had |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because you already love me
You're ok I guess
You guess
Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it
You’re so horrid to me but I do love you
Oh please just get a room. "
What ..with him ...he snores |
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"Why should I pick you?
Because you always want what you can't have
This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!
Tempted...what are you offering?
I don't have a lot to offer to be honest
You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.
Understood.
Put a word in with Cal for me please
Have you had the op yet?
No, I was hoping he had"
Not that one... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why should I pick you?
Because you always want what you can't have
This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!
Tempted...what are you offering?
I don't have a lot to offer to be honest
You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.
Understood.
Put a word in with Cal for me please
Have you had the op yet?
No, I was hoping he had
Not that one..."
Story of my life |
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"Why should I pick you?
Because you always want what you can't have
This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!
Tempted...what are you offering?
I don't have a lot to offer to be honest
You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.
Understood.
Put a word in with Cal for me please
Have you had the op yet?
No, I was hoping he had
Not that one...
Story of my life"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin "
I'll make sure HR keep your profile for future opportunities |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why should I pick you?
Because I’m a wanton Goddess.....
I don't know what wanton means and I'm not googling it to find out
The question is what attributes do you have ‘Sir’? "
Its all on my profile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin
I'll make sure HR keep your profile for future opportunities
Haha please dont "
This is also not your choice |
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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago
Nottinghamshire |
"Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin
I'll make sure HR keep your profile for future opportunities
Haha please dont
This is also not your choice"
I always have a choice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because we’re really far away so you’d only have to put up with me every couple of months?
We can do this until I find something better "
Ok, I’ll take what crumbs I can get, as I’m desperate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make awesome cake
What kind of cake? This is important
Whatever kind the POF desires
Wedding cake
Wtf
Fine. Just a packet of jaffa cakes will do "
Well i need an appreciative audience.. Not sure jaffas are gonna cut the mustard |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at. "
They are quite nice
I need to try your cooking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at.
They are quite nice
I need to try your cooking"
Quite, just quite? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at.
They are quite nice
I need to try your cooking
Quite, just quite?"
Just like how _ady lick said I'm quite funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you
This might be a last resort
I don’t normally make it as far as last resort "
Today could be your lucky day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to be clear, was I not an option at all? Did I even make the short list?
All of us women being rejected! Shall we run off together Jamie "
Oh my  now THIS is the highlight of my day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it 
Pls can i come too "
The more the merrier! All women tribe of flower, orgasms and cake anyone?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it
Pls can i come too "
Well....the plan worked perfectly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it
Pls can i come too
Well....the plan worked perfectly "
You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it
Pls can i come too
Well....the plan worked perfectly
You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out "
You'll be back. You'll all be back! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you
This might be a last resort
I don’t normally make it as far as last resort
Today could be your lucky day "
Yay! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you
This might be a last resort
I don’t normally make it as far as last resort
Today could be your lucky day
Yay! "
I'd take you over these fakes anyway of the week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You shouldn't, we are incompatible!
That's fine, opposites attract
See- we've already had our first disagreement!
.....make up sex?  "
Oh, I think I just had a fanny flutter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it
Pls can i come too
Well....the plan worked perfectly
You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out
You'll be back. You'll all be back!"
He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it
Pls can i come too
Well....the plan worked perfectly
You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out
You'll be back. You'll all be back!
He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood. "
Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it
Pls can i come too
Well....the plan worked perfectly
You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out
You'll be back. You'll all be back!
He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood.
Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much"
I was referring to the other two really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it
Pls can i come too
Well....the plan worked perfectly
You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out
You'll be back. You'll all be back!
He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood.
Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much
I was referring to the other two really "
Two lovelies and a gorgeousness |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it
Pls can i come too
Well....the plan worked perfectly
You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out
You'll be back. You'll all be back!
He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood.
Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much
I was referring to the other two really "
Good. Let's be realistic here.
So, foursome? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!"
There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.
*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!
There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.
*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie*"
Gets popcorn ready |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!
There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.
*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie*
Gets popcorn ready "
Fuck off with your popcorn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!
There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.
*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie*
Gets popcorn ready "
I was thinking of Nutella |
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