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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster

Why should I pick you?

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Because you already love me

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By *er Majesty Queen LeviosaWoman 2 weeks ago

Hogsmeade

Because I’m hard to want, and nobody else will have me

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By *rmanslutMan 2 weeks ago

Birmingham

You shouldn't pick me. I'm a man. Oh and I'm also hetero.

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because you already love me "

You're ok I guess

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because I’m hard to want, and nobody else will have me"

Including me

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"You shouldn't pick me. I'm a man. Oh and I'm also hetero. "

Both valid points

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By *er Majesty Queen LeviosaWoman 2 weeks ago

Hogsmeade


"Because I’m hard to want, and nobody else will have me

Including me "

Everyday I cry because of you

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By *uenevereWoman 2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?"

Because you always want what you can't have

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By *erHim69xxCouple 2 weeks ago

Welwyn garden city


"Why should I pick you?"

You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol

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By *ady LickWoman 2 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!

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By *amie.hantsWoman 2 weeks ago

fareham

Because you pity me.

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By *er Majesty Queen LeviosaWoman 2 weeks ago

Hogsmeade


"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!! "

The herpies, for a start...

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple 2 weeks ago

northumberland

Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year x

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because I’m hard to want, and nobody else will have me

Including me

Everyday I cry because of you "

.

I only bully you because I admire you

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By *eachfuzzCouple 2 weeks ago

Your wet dreams

I only do anal if you put a ring on my finger. And not that ring PoF, but a haribo jelly ring could work...

Peach x

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have "

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Why should I pick you?

You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol "

I will consider you

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!! "

Quite?

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because you pity me. "

We already have a special relationship

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!

The herpies, for a start..."

I wish it was the herpies

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year x"

Smart thinking, I will consider you

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I only do anal if you put a ring on my finger. And not that ring PoF, but a haribo jelly ring could work...

Peach x"

I can't compete with those kinds of demands

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By *uenevereWoman 2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!"

Tempted...what are you offering?

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple 2 weeks ago

northumberland


"Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year x

Smart thinking, I will consider you"

I'm also smart enough that I didn't ask to be considered x

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?"

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year x

Smart thinking, I will consider you

I'm also smart enough that I didn't ask to be considered x"

I'm sorry but this isn't your choice

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By *urtyavWoman 2 weeks ago

Basingstoke

You shouldnt.

Hope that helps

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By *hubaysiWoman 2 weeks ago

West Yorkshire


"Why should I pick you?"

Because I’m a wanton Goddess.....

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By *erHim69xxCouple 2 weeks ago

Welwyn garden city


"Why should I pick you?

You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol

I will consider you"

Thank you sir

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By *rmanslutMan 2 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Why should I pick you?

You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol

I will consider you

Thank you sir "

You should really pick her! Based on another thread, she'll do ANYTHING.

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By *eelicious75Woman 2 weeks ago

therapy

I'm already taken, sorry

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"You shouldnt.

Hope that helps "

Your loss

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By *oxychicWoman 2 weeks ago

NOTTINGHAMSHIRE/

Because I'm super sexy

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By *hortarseWoman 2 weeks ago

in the back garden

I'm to hot to be your girlfriend

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Why should I pick you?

Because I’m a wanton Goddess....."

I don't know what wanton means and I'm not googling it to find out

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I'm already taken, sorry "

Thats ok. You be a bottom feeder

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because I'm super sexy "

This is true. And you are already in our dinosaur clan

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I'm to hot to be your girlfriend "

I think I can do better

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By *erHim69xxCouple 2 weeks ago

Welwyn garden city


"Why should I pick you?

You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol

I will consider you

Thank you sir

You should really pick her! Based on another thread, she'll do ANYTHING. "

Well you never know lol

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By *haskiMan 2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year x"

Unbelievably good advice!

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By *hortarseWoman 2 weeks ago

in the back garden


"I'm to hot to be your girlfriend

I think I can do better"

So why haven't you.

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I'm to hot to be your girlfriend

I think I can do better

So why haven't you. "

The search continues

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By *oxychicWoman 2 weeks ago

NOTTINGHAMSHIRE/


"Because I'm super sexy

This is true. And you are already in our dinosaur clan"

I am but I'm flexible I can adapt

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By *amie.hantsWoman 2 weeks ago

fareham


"Because you pity me.

We already have a special relationship "

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By *hortarseWoman 2 weeks ago

in the back garden


"I'm to hot to be your girlfriend

I think I can do better

So why haven't you.

The search continues"

One day your find the perfect one for you

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By *ady LickWoman 2 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!

The herpies, for a start...

I wish it was the herpies "

Is it worse than that?

And, yes, only quite

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!

The herpies, for a start...

I wish it was the herpies

Is it worse than that?

And, yes, only quite "

Yes its worse than that. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best

*snaps fingers*

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By *arenBeckyBellWoman 2 weeks ago

Poole

More to the point... What makes you a good boyfriend... I can't check you out, your profile is hidden.

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"More to the point... What makes you a good boyfriend... I can't check you out, your profile is hidden. "

I'm mysterious

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess"

You guess

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess

You guess "

Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess

You guess

Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it"

You’re so horrid to me but I do love you

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By *uenevereWoman 2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest"

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess

You guess

Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it

You’re so horrid to me but I do love you "

I love you too

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By *rivateparts!Man 2 weeks ago

The Naked Bakery ...


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess

You guess

Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it

You’re so horrid to me but I do love you "

Oh please just get a room.

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid. "

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please

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By *uenevereWoman 2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please "

Have you had the op yet?

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please

Have you had the op yet?"

No, I was hoping he had

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess

You guess

Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it

You’re so horrid to me but I do love you

Oh please just get a room. "

What ..with him ...he snores

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By *ippychick99Woman 2 weeks ago

Over the rainbow

Because we’re really far away so you’d only have to put up with me every couple of months?

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because we’re really far away so you’d only have to put up with me every couple of months?"

We can do this until I find something better

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By *uenevereWoman 2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please

Have you had the op yet?

No, I was hoping he had"

Not that one...

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please

Have you had the op yet?

No, I was hoping he had

Not that one..."

Story of my life

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By *uenevereWoman 2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please

Have you had the op yet?

No, I was hoping he had

Not that one...

Story of my life"

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By *oxychicWoman 2 weeks ago

NOTTINGHAMSHIRE/

Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin "

I'll make sure HR keep your profile for future opportunities

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By *hubaysiWoman 2 weeks ago

West Yorkshire


"Why should I pick you?

Because I’m a wanton Goddess.....

I don't know what wanton means and I'm not googling it to find out"

The question is what attributes do you have ‘Sir’?

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By *oxychicWoman 2 weeks ago

NOTTINGHAMSHIRE/


"Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin

I'll make sure HR keep your profile for future opportunities "

Haha please dont

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Why should I pick you?

Because I’m a wanton Goddess.....

I don't know what wanton means and I'm not googling it to find out

The question is what attributes do you have ‘Sir’? "

Its all on my profile

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin

I'll make sure HR keep your profile for future opportunities

Haha please dont "

This is also not your choice

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By *urtyavWoman 2 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"You shouldnt.

Hope that helps

Your loss"

Not really, I have your number now send me rude memes...!!

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"You shouldnt.

Hope that helps

Your loss

Not really, I have your number now send me rude memes...!!"

Send you some dick pics

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By *oxychicWoman 2 weeks ago

NOTTINGHAMSHIRE/


"Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin

I'll make sure HR keep your profile for future opportunities

Haha please dont

This is also not your choice"

I always have a choice

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By *lackmidnightWoman 2 weeks ago

Dronfield

I make awesome cake

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I make awesome cake "

What kind of cake? This is important

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By *lackmidnightWoman 2 weeks ago

Dronfield


"I make awesome cake

What kind of cake? This is important"

Whatever kind the POF desires

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I make awesome cake

What kind of cake? This is important

Whatever kind the POF desires "

Wedding cake

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By *lackmidnightWoman 2 weeks ago

Dronfield


"I make awesome cake

What kind of cake? This is important

Whatever kind the POF desires

Wedding cake"

Wtf

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I make awesome cake

What kind of cake? This is important

Whatever kind the POF desires

Wedding cake

Wtf"

Fine. Just a packet of jaffa cakes will do

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By *ippychick99Woman 2 weeks ago

Over the rainbow


"Because we’re really far away so you’d only have to put up with me every couple of months?

We can do this until I find something better "

Ok, I’ll take what crumbs I can get, as I’m desperate

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By *lackmidnightWoman 2 weeks ago

Dronfield


"I make awesome cake

What kind of cake? This is important

Whatever kind the POF desires

Wedding cake

Wtf

Fine. Just a packet of jaffa cakes will do "

Well i need an appreciative audience.. Not sure jaffas are gonna cut the mustard

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By *nnieWilkesWoman 2 weeks ago

South Wales

Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at.

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By *eepblue3Man 2 weeks ago

Wales mainly, unless...

Because they're not friends with your wife?

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Because I don't have a scary face in my knickers.

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By *lackmidnightWoman 2 weeks ago

Dronfield


"Because I don't have a scary face in my knickers.

"

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at. "

They are quite nice

I need to try your cooking

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


" Because they're not friends with your wife? "

I'm not married

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because I don't have a scary face in my knickers.

"

This is an incredibly good point

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By *nnieWilkesWoman 2 weeks ago

South Wales


"Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at.

They are quite nice

I need to try your cooking"

Quite, just quite?

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By *onguetiedguyMan 2 weeks ago

Leeds


"Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at. "

More than 'alright' to look at

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By *oldyLonglegsWoman 2 weeks ago

On The Naughty Step

You shouldn’t

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By *affron40Woman 2 weeks ago

manchester

So I can say no

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By *uxom redCouple 2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Why should I pick you?"

You really shouldnt

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By *ietonelMan 2 weeks ago

Liverpool

Poor guy is just looking for somebody to love!

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at.

They are quite nice

I need to try your cooking

Quite, just quite?"

Just like how _ady lick said I'm quite funny

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"You shouldn’t "

You was never considered

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"So I can say no "

Lies

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Why should I pick you?

You really shouldnt "

Send nudes

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Poor guy is just looking for somebody to love! "

Fab straight?

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By *affron40Woman 2 weeks ago

manchester


"So I can say no

Lies"

Send nudes

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"So I can say no

Lies

Send nudes"

I already have!

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By *oldyLonglegsWoman 2 weeks ago

On The Naughty Step


"You shouldn’t

You was never considered "

That’s made my day!!

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By *uxom redCouple 2 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Why should I pick you?

You really shouldnt

Send nudes "

We don't have any

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By *eOldeWitchDocMan 2 weeks ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land

Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you

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By *affron40Woman 2 weeks ago

manchester


"So I can say no

Lies

Send nudes

I already have!"

Oh.. Send better ones.

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By *oxychicWoman 2 weeks ago

NOTTINGHAMSHIRE/


"So I can say no

Lies

Send nudes

I already have!

Oh.. Send better ones."

Didnt make a impression then

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"Because I don't have a scary face in my knickers.

"

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By *ietonelMan 2 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Poor guy is just looking for somebody to love!

Fab straight?"

Only on the 9th Friday of every month.

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By *1ueWoman 2 weeks ago

Over There

I've thought long and hard, nope got nothing. I'm out

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Why should I pick you?

You really shouldnt

Send nudes

We don't have any "

Well darn

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you "

This might be a last resort

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"So I can say no

Lies

Send nudes

I already have!

Oh.. Send better ones.

Didnt make a impression then "

Just a dick init

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Poor guy is just looking for somebody to love!

Fab straight?

Only on the 9th Friday of every month. "

I can wait

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By *estarossa.Woman 2 weeks ago

Anticipation

You shouldn't, we are incompatible!

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"You shouldn't, we are incompatible!"

That's fine, opposites attract

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By *eOldeWitchDocMan 2 weeks ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land


"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you

This might be a last resort "

I don’t normally make it as far as last resort

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you

This might be a last resort

I don’t normally make it as far as last resort "

Today could be your lucky day

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By *ippychick99Woman 2 weeks ago

Over the rainbow

I’ll consider my application rejected. I’m going to go and cry now

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By *amie.hantsWoman 2 weeks ago

fareham

Just to be clear, was I not an option at all? Did I even make the short list?

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By *ippychick99Woman 2 weeks ago

Over the rainbow


"Just to be clear, was I not an option at all? Did I even make the short list?"

All of us women being rejected! Shall we run off together Jamie

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By *oxychicWoman 2 weeks ago

NOTTINGHAMSHIRE/

Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies

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By *amie.hantsWoman 2 weeks ago

fareham


"Just to be clear, was I not an option at all? Did I even make the short list?

All of us women being rejected! Shall we run off together Jamie "

Oh my now THIS is the highlight of my day

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By *ippychick99Woman 2 weeks ago

Over the rainbow


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies "
it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

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By *oxychicWoman 2 weeks ago

NOTTINGHAMSHIRE/


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it "

Run run as fast as u can ......

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By *lackmidnightWoman 2 weeks ago

Dronfield


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it "

Pls can i come too

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By *amie.hantsWoman 2 weeks ago

fareham


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too "

The more the merrier! All women tribe of flower, orgasms and cake anyone?

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too "

Well....the plan worked perfectly

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"I’ll consider my application rejected. I’m going to go and cry now"

Bitch please. You know I'd dick you anytime

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Just to be clear, was I not an option at all? Did I even make the short list?"

Of course my MQ

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By *ippychick99Woman 2 weeks ago

Over the rainbow


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly "

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

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By *estarossa.Woman 2 weeks ago

Anticipation


"You shouldn't, we are incompatible!

That's fine, opposites attract "

See- we've already had our first disagreement!

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out "

You'll be back. You'll all be back!

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"You shouldn't, we are incompatible!

That's fine, opposites attract

See- we've already had our first disagreement! "

.....make up sex?

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By *eOldeWitchDocMan 2 weeks ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land


"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you

This might be a last resort

I don’t normally make it as far as last resort

Today could be your lucky day "

Yay!

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you

This might be a last resort

I don’t normally make it as far as last resort

Today could be your lucky day

Yay! "

I'd take you over these fakes anyway of the week

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By *estarossa.Woman 2 weeks ago

Anticipation


"You shouldn't, we are incompatible!

That's fine, opposites attract

See- we've already had our first disagreement!

.....make up sex? "

Oh, I think I just had a fanny flutter!

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By *ippychick99Woman 2 weeks ago

Over the rainbow


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

You'll be back. You'll all be back!"

He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood.

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

You'll be back. You'll all be back!

He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood. "

Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much

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By *ippychick99Woman 2 weeks ago

Over the rainbow


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

You'll be back. You'll all be back!

He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood.

Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much"

I was referring to the other two really

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By *lackmidnightWoman 2 weeks ago

Dronfield


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

You'll be back. You'll all be back!

He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood.

Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much

I was referring to the other two really "

Two lovelies and a gorgeousness

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

You'll be back. You'll all be back!

He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood.

Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much

I was referring to the other two really "

Good. Let's be realistic here.

So, foursome?

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By *itizenSinMan 2 weeks ago

Seventh heaven or nearby

Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!

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By *isstieraWoman 2 weeks ago

Southern Alberta


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!"

He's also a screamer.

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By *ippychick99Woman 2 weeks ago

Over the rainbow


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!"

There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.

*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie*

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By *lackmidnightWoman 2 weeks ago

Dronfield


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!

There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.

*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie*"

Gets popcorn ready

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By *rince of Fabrabah OP   Man 2 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!

There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.

*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie*

Gets popcorn ready "

Fuck off with your popcorn

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By *itizenSinMan 2 weeks ago

Seventh heaven or nearby


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!

He's also a screamer. "

I’ll make you scream

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By *ippychick99Woman 2 weeks ago

Over the rainbow


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!

There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.

*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie*

Gets popcorn ready "

I was thinking of Nutella

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