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Shout out to all the "blind midgets"

By *ogisticalBigMan OP Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Not literal ones just the ones who went blind and had their growth stunted wanking too much

Hope you're all staying safe

By *ittleREDridingWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

Me being vertically challenged is nothing to do with wanking

but having read this perhaps I should exercise a little damage control just in case ...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanking made me tall. Either that or it was all those years i spent standing in cow shit. I do need glasses though.

By *ogisticalBigMan OP Man over a year ago

Sheffield

"Me being vertically challenged is nothing to do with wanking

but having read this perhaps I should exercise a little damage control just in case ...

Damage control is a good idea. Don't want you getting dehydrated

By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

What was that old joke “wanking stunts you’re growth and makes you go blind “ my reply is “I’m over here shorty”