"Piss aff ya mare, not been to sleep again yet!!
And we appear to have lost Bru!!
Silence is Golden... 
He's having a wee rest 
aww Spew's ass is missing him  "
No it isn't, it's him who's missing my arse. |
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By *riendly foe OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Piss aff ya mare, not been to sleep again yet!!
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The sun is shinning, the snow is falling...
Dont even think of going to bed missy!!!
You can sleep next weekend when you get your arse back home for the BBQ   |
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"pmsl, you're all nuts. My ass is already back home for now Foe but getting kidnapped again this weekend "
Would your kidnapper mind giving us their itinerary, so that us sensible ones know where to avoid?  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I am keeping quiet, because Rat Shit says I talk too much.  "
Ssssh, she might hear you and she will be a grumpier than usual cow today as she's in pain and hasn't had any sleep. Be afraid, be very afraid Spewieboy |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Evening DM, these time zone changes are ripping my knitting.....
OOh, and just had a near on full coronary watching the 'This Morning' news headlines!!!
Why?????? "
Teenage possible suicide pact, the lass was the spit of my daughter. |
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"Morning all
Morning DM,hows you?
all good thanks kink ...housework all done...time to chill...hope your fine today x"
I hear there is a nurse rat in here? does she get her rat out? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Morning all
Morning DM,hows you?
all good thanks kink ...housework all done...time to chill...hope your fine today x
I hear there is a nurse rat in here? does she get her rat out?"
nah inmate escapedobar, last we heard she had raided the meds cart and snuggled into the white shiny buckled jackets |
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"Morning all
Morning DM,hows you?
all good thanks kink ...housework all done...time to chill...hope your fine today x
I hear there is a nurse rat in here? does she get her rat out?
nah inmate escapedobar, last we heard she had raided the meds cart and snuggled into the white shiny buckled jackets "
I like the idea of her hands been held in a straighjacket as she is bent over! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I like the idea of her hands been held in a straighjacket as she is bent over!
She not wearing one....
She passed out on top of them.... "
Well someone wake her up and put her in one!!! |
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"Aye just ignore me DM.... In chew mode today, or at least I was till I had an early mirning brekkie visitor to give me cuddles.
Really got to love love Fab friends xxx "
sorry Wendy would never ignore you!! (be too scared to...Haha)
Hope your well today....and cuddles are always good so have some from us (((((hugs))))) xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning DM - you ok?
all good Ty Andy....and you?
I'm good thanks 
Tired but good
shouldn't get up so early then lol
Woke up with a massive head ache "
not good...hugs for you too lol..hope its gone x |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Morning DM - you ok?
all good Ty Andy....and you?
I'm good thanks
Tired but good
shouldn't get up so early then lol
Woke up with a massive head ache
not good...hugs for you too lol..hope its gone x"
It has now but I'll take the hugs anyway lol |
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"Morning DM - you ok?
all good Ty Andy....and you?
I'm good thanks
Tired but good
shouldn't get up so early then lol
Woke up with a massive head ache "
Does Stu sleep with you?  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Oi oi... Be warned, Wendy hasn't slept since Monday and is a crabby cowbag. Nurse Ratshit is taking over and is in a good mood... Free meds to all inmates and idjits. But only if you ask nicely xx |
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"Oi oi... Be warned, Wendy hasn't slept since Monday and is a crabby cowbag. Nurse Ratshit is taking over and is in a good mood... Free meds to all inmates and idjits. But only if you ask nicely xx "
Please Nurse can I have lots! |
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"Morning mids
Morning Andy, how's ur day going?
Better than yesterday's lol. No headache, didn't get up til 6 so woohoo lol. How about you? Out of bed yet? Lol "
Yep, up, showered, dressed, having tea before I head out. Hope its a quick day today |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Morning mids
Morning Andy, how's ur day going?
Better than yesterday's lol. No headache, didn't get up til 6 so woohoo lol. How about you? Out of bed yet? Lol
Yep, up, showered, dressed, having tea before I head out. Hope its a quick day today "
nae stop offs on the way please fuzzy!!! |
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"Morning mids
Morning Andy, how's ur day going?
Better than yesterday's lol. No headache, didn't get up til 6 so woohoo lol. How about you? Out of bed yet? Lol
Yep, up, showered, dressed, having tea before I head out. Hope its a quick day today
nae stop offs on the way please fuzzy!!!"
ha ha, he'll no have time, and no bread for the toast |
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