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Anyone own a fucking machine?

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By *hiznick27 OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just curious if anyone has or did have an electric fucking machine?

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple over a year ago

Falkirk

We would like one but the decent ones are pretty expensive.

The custom build one that used to be in the old Beverly's in Ibiza was amazing. Wonder what happened to it

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By *hiznick27 OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've purchased one of the cheaper ones and so far so good. I knew it would be a little noisy but it's not as bad as i though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think they look a bit scary

I'm always intrigued as to what would make a bloke buy one too

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm sure B showed me a picture years ago of an attachment you can fit to a reciprocating saw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any iv saw online are noisy and big and hilarious looking!

Not exactly something you can keep under your bed.

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple over a year ago

Falkirk

https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/columns/the-sexist/blog/13117732/saws-in-vaginas-dangerous

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By *ndieCPL2016Couple over a year ago

Aberdeen

Got one with all attachments too. Customs agent had had checked it open when it arrived.

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By *otrock-cplCouple over a year ago

Glenrothes

We have one and one of the best investments we've made in regards to the sex toy box.

It went down a storm with the girls at our last party.

Definitely a good thing to have.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have one and they are a great thing to have and worth the investment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have 3 fucking machines. The washing machine, fridge freezer and dish washer are all useless fucking machines as they keep breaking down.

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have 3 fucking machines. The washing machine, fridge freezer and dish washer are all useless fucking machines as they keep breaking down.

Rant over

"
I feel your pain

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Can you put stockings and a blonde wig on them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't need one

I am a fucking machine

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By *ikkevCouple over a year ago

larkhall

"I'm sure B showed me a picture years ago of an attachment you can fit to a reciprocating saw

My husband bought the saw one i nearly died when it came i was like em £60 for that lol

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By *ilkand2Couple over a year ago

edinburgh

I bought Mrs one. Still waiting on it arriving

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By *hiznick27 OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Any iv saw online are noisy and big and hilarious looking!

Not exactly something you can keep under your bed."

That's exactly where i keep mine!

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By *hiznick27 OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I think they look a bit scary

I'm always intrigued as to what would make a bloke buy one too "

Well the reason i bought one is boredom during lockdown lol. Also I'm bi, vers but have been leaning towards bottom lately. And one other reason was I've heard there amazing at hitting the p'spot!

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By *dmirationMan over a year ago

Bathgate

"Just curious if anyone has or did have an electric fucking machine? "
Got an F-Machine here.

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By *hiznick27 OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Just curious if anyone has or did have an electric fucking machine? Got an F-Machine here."

Me too. What do you think of them?

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By *lyingscotsman696Man over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Can you for a fleshlight to them?

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By *dmirationMan over a year ago

Bathgate

"Just curious if anyone has or did have an electric fucking machine? Got an F-Machine here.

Me too. What do you think of them? "
Never had any complaints from anyone that has used it. It always gets the thumbs up.

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By *dmirationMan over a year ago

Bathgate

"I think they look a bit scary

I'm always intrigued as to what would make a bloke buy one too

Well the reason i bought one is boredom during lockdown lol. Also I'm bi, vers but have been leaning towards bottom lately. And one other reason was I've heard there amazing at hitting the p'spot! "
I got mine when I was with another partner it was part of the toy collection. My current partner loves it..........

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By *erby DomCouple over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Nine fucking machines, two male milking machines and four Sybian style sex machines and counting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nine fucking machines, two male milking machines and four Sybian style sex machines and counting.

And a partridge in a pear tree?

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

"Nine fucking machines, two male milking machines and four Sybian style sex machines and counting.