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By *ohnnyfunboy OP Man over a year ago

LIVINGSTON

My Rat Elvis died today!!!??????do you want to know how it died??

it "GOT CAUGHT IN A TRAP"

"AHA THANKYOU VERY MUCCH"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the nations favourite owl?

The teet owl

I'll see myself out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sticking with the Elvis theme… I heard the dog catcher liked to sing “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.” when picking up strays …

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By *dglasgow30TV/TS over a year ago

glasgow

My girlfriend has accidentally given away all my Elvis records.

I’m all shook up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My girlfriend has accidentally given away all my Elvis records.

I’m all shook up."

as long as she didn’t give your Blue Suede Shoes away

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By *ohnnyfunboy OP Man over a year ago

LIVINGSTON

I used to have a weee pet mouse called ELVIS but it died!

He got "Caught in a trap"????????uha thankyouverymuch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to have a weee pet mouse called ELVIS but it died!

He got "Caught in a trap"????????uha thankyouverymuch"

were you hoping it'd be funny second time round...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to have a weee pet mouse called ELVIS but it died!

He got "Caught in a trap"????????uha thankyouverymuch

were you hoping it'd be funny second time round...

"
clearly different as it was a mouse this time. That’s a totally different joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to have a weee pet mouse called ELVIS but it died!

He got "Caught in a trap"????????uha thankyouverymuch

were you hoping it'd be funny second time round...

clearly different as it was a mouse this time. That’s a totally different joke

wondering if they both passed..

that would be really bad luck

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