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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

has just got up....obviously thinks Im not home and is chatting away to himself and making funny noises in the shower...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you sure he is alone ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes lol thats the scary thing haha....it was really odd noises know what i mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

indeed lol .....i put on some music to let him know i was in n what came on? Real Gone Kid pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walk in naked, give him a bj and then go bak to bed. Then tell him he was sleepwalking lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Shut up pmsl

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By *sk_morrisseyMan over a year ago

glasgow

"has just got up....obviously thinks Im not home and is chatting away to himself and making funny noises in the shower...

He clearly wasn't alone Sassy! He had six women (all related) in there with him! lol xxxx

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Only you could come up with that one!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"has just got up....obviously thinks Im not home and is chatting away to himself and making funny noises in the shower...

He clearly wasn't alone Sassy! He had six women (all related) in there with him! lol xxxx"

All bending over and showing thier growlers? pmsl ....shurrup you he was so alone in there haha

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By *sk_morrisseyMan over a year ago

glasgow

"Only you could come up with that one!!!! "

I know...Sassy is awful Wendy! lol x

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By *sk_morrisseyMan over a year ago

glasgow

"has just got up....obviously thinks Im not home and is chatting away to himself and making funny noises in the shower...

He clearly wasn't alone Sassy! He had six women (all related) in there with him! lol xxxx

All bending over and showing thier growlers? pmsl ....shurrup you he was so alone in there haha"

lol @ growlers! Ask Pam! lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could be worse, he could be making those strange noises and all of a sudden shout your name out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Eeeek lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"has just got up....obviously thinks Im not home and is chatting away to himself and making funny noises in the shower...

He clearly wasn't alone Sassy! He had six women (all related) in there with him! lol xxxx

All bending over and showing thier growlers? pmsl ....shurrup you he was so alone in there haha

lol @ growlers! Ask Pam! lol xxxx"
what about the hairy lassoo

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By *akedninjaMan over a year ago

edinburgh

Norman Bates? Mother are you there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It was a bit scary cause werent normal kinda noises lol wa like he was angry n mad at someone lots of arrggghhs n grrrrs and muttering, i was feart haha

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By *illow PimpMan over a year ago

Midlothian

Maybe rifling through your knickers drawer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I may have got an idea about this. So he thought he was alone in the house and had a shower, then there were lots of angry noises and muttering.

We're any of these mutterings along the lines of "yeah, you like that don't you biatch" or "Say my name, who's the daddy!"

If so then I think I have the answer, and it isn't a difficult one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think I may have got an idea about this. So he thought he was alone in the house and had a shower, then there were lots of angry noises and muttering.

We're any of these mutterings along the lines of "yeah, you like that don't you biatch" or "Say my name, who's the daddy!"

If so then I think I have the answer, and it isn't a difficult one!"

No lol nothing that obvious lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe rifling through your knickers drawer

Shower is downstairs lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you going through more loo roll? Cause if so he's def having a tommy tank lol

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

Maybe he was using your veet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe he veeted left it on too long then had a shower using lynx snake skin shower gel. Honest iv not just described what I did once lol Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe he veeted left it on too long then had a shower using lynx snake skin shower gel. Honest iv not just described what I did once lol Ouch "

pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe he veeted left it on too long then had a shower using lynx snake skin shower gel. Honest iv not just described what I did once lol Ouch

pmsl x"
wasn't funny was very sore

especially when I had to go and do security shift in a club and Ofcourse it had to b a nite of lots of fights

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

aw poor you i feel for you...no really lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol thanks x

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

As I'm visiting up north I thought I would poke my head in. Your all fookin mad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As I'm visiting up north I thought I would poke my head in. Your all fookin mad

Well if your looking to rent a room ......NO strange noises in the shower lol

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Only passing. And delivering Colin lol. He has decided he doesn't like England anymore. The women just don't do it for him

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Only passing. And delivering Colin lol. He has decided he doesn't like England anymore. The women just don't do it for him "

he fell for Bertha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only passing. And delivering Colin lol. He has decided he doesn't like England anymore. The women just don't do it for him

he fell for Bertha

i never offered him ma bertha but windaeeeeeeeee

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By *sk_morrisseyMan over a year ago

glasgow

"Only passing. And delivering Colin lol. He has decided he doesn't like England anymore. The women just don't do it for him

he fell for Bertha

i never offered him ma bertha but windaeeeeeeeee

Shaking uncontrollably at the thought of "Bertha"

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

So you should... She's a monster

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only passing. And delivering Colin lol. He has decided he doesn't like England anymore. The women just don't do it for him "

at last yayyyy lol

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By *sk_morrisseyMan over a year ago

glasgow

"So you should... She's a monster

Aye ok now I'm quivering! lol x

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