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A "bj now" behind the shopping centre from first message from a woman... Who lives.. And was at the time of the message, in California... Turns out she doesn't teleport
Money to shag a wife.
To send me a "pot of cum" for " breakfast" |
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"A "bj now" behind the shopping centre from first message from a woman... Who lives.. And was at the time of the message, in California... Turns out she doesn't teleport
Money to shag a wife.
To send me a "pot of cum" for " breakfast""
Awwww man… I WAS gonna have porridge for brekkie   |
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over a year ago
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A holiday to tenerife 
Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there.. 
To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)
Ten minute shag..
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"A holiday to tenerife
Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..
To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)
Ten minute shag..
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10 minutes!!!! Who was this superhero?  |
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"A holiday to tenerife
Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..
To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)
Ten minute shag..
10 minutes!!!! Who was this superhero? "
you forgot you sent that?? |
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"A holiday to tenerife
Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..
To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)
Ten minute shag..
10 minutes!!!! Who was this superhero? "
Hate it when people show off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A holiday to tenerife
Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..
To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)
Ten minute shag..
10 minutes!!!! Who was this superhero?
Hate it when people show off "
we've had THAT conversation |
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over a year ago
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"A holiday to tenerife
Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..
To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)
Ten minute shag..
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Feck sake , people tell me their gonna kick my balls without me even asking. Its definitely a thing . |
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"A holiday to tenerife
Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..
To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)
Ten minute shag..
10 minutes!!!! Who was this superhero? you forgot you sent that?? "
*quickly looks back sent messages to find no 10 minute offer was on the table. *sigh of relief |
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"Offers to destroy my pussy.
I'd like to see him try. She killed a rat the same size as her the other week
My pussy fights foxes!"
Aww, brilliant They could team up, world domination. |
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"A holiday to tenerife
Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..
To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)
Ten minute shag..
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I'm howling at the park bench... |
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"A holiday to tenerife
Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..
To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)
Ten minute shag..
I'm howling at the park bench... "
yea but i was to sit in the car and watch.. |
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"A holiday to tenerife
Someone offered to sniff the park bench after I'd sat there..
To kick someone's baws (apparently that's a thing)
Ten minute shag..
I'm howling at the park bench... yea but i was to sit in the car and watch.. "
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Always seem to get a single man’s profile messaging me saying “my wife loves your pics and want to meet” I tell them to make a couple profile and send me a message from that. Safe to say it never happens haha |
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"I got offered a chance to go to Christmas dinner 
You must give a rare gammy!Toungue like an Iguana on steroids
(....adds to Xmas list....)"
Excellent shall i come round at Christmas with my sack full  |
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"So got a copy n paste message from a guy in London offering me his wife for fun. Could be interested as she's 32 size 10 and very sexy ( apparently).
Only one drawback , he loves the idea but when he's suggested this type of thing to her she's refused or been dismissive of that sort of thing. He also openly admits he's on here secretly hence the singles man profile. Ohh well her loss I guess.
What have you been offered lately that's had you shaking your head in disbelief recently.
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Strangely enough, something very similar to yours, we had exchanged a couple of messages with a couple from Edinburgh and we could tell that it was all about the guy and not his wife, Jane didn't like his looks and told me that no way we would meet them, I ofcourse messaged and told them this and thought that be that but nope the following message was "would Jane be willing to come through on her own to us and have sex with the wife and he will watch" pmsl...we pissed ourselves laughing for ages. Afterwards we blocked them, Shame though as his wife was a real hottie  |
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I was meeting a woman in Carlisle for a social and she text me a price list 15 minutes before we were meeting. Not for the restaurant but for her. She wasn’t cheap but did save me £50 on drinks and a bite to eat. I text her asking where she was as I was there and it went on like that for 45 minutes until I confessed I wasn’t meeting her and she had a fuckin’ cheek. I know am nae oil painting but I ain’t paying for a dog when I can bark myself. |
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"I was meeting a woman in Carlisle for a social and she text me a price list 15 minutes before we were meeting. Not for the restaurant but for her. She wasn’t cheap but did save me £50 on drinks and a bite to eat. I text her asking where she was as I was there and it went on like that for 45 minutes until I confessed I wasn’t meeting her and she had a fuckin’ cheek. I know am nae oil painting but I ain’t paying for a dog when I can bark myself. "
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"I was meeting a woman in Carlisle for a social and she text me a price list 15 minutes before we were meeting. Not for the restaurant but for her. She wasn’t cheap but did save me £50 on drinks and a bite to eat. I text her asking where she was as I was there and it went on like that for 45 minutes until I confessed I wasn’t meeting her and she had a fuckin’ cheek. I know am nae oil painting but I ain’t paying for a dog when I can bark myself. "
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"I was meeting a woman in Carlisle for a social and she text me a price list 15 minutes before we were meeting. Not for the restaurant but for her. She wasn’t cheap but did save me £50 on drinks and a bite to eat. I text her asking where she was as I was there and it went on like that for 45 minutes until I confessed I wasn’t meeting her and she had a fuckin’ cheek. I know am nae oil painting but I ain’t paying for a dog when I can bark myself. "
Price list for a social meet was it:
£10 per closed question
£20 per open question
£30 extra if humour to be included |
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One of many was the offer to manage a new swingers resort in Ayrshire. Would I meet to discuss term of contract at the empty venue. I confess I did play around with this one asking lots of questions about business plan and salary. He was offering a good wage too! |
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"I was meeting a woman in Carlisle for a social and she text me a price list 15 minutes before we were meeting. Not for the restaurant but for her. She wasn’t cheap but did save me £50 on drinks and a bite to eat. I text her asking where she was as I was there and it went on like that for 45 minutes until I confessed I wasn’t meeting her and she had a fuckin’ cheek. I know am nae oil painting but I ain’t paying for a dog when I can bark myself.
Price list for a social meet was it:
£10 per closed question
£20 per open question
£30 extra if humour to be included "
It was a lot more graphic than that but the pricing was similar.
I knew she was thick too. It was 4 days before wages day.  |
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over a year ago
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To turn up in my wonder woman outfit and just watch him wank. He even offered to pay for my time!
That corset is dry clean only though so I had to say no |
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