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over a year ago
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A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with
great hair, but obvious dandruff gets into the elevator. The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good-looking this man is. The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor. The women watch him exit the elevator.
Then the brunette turns to the blonde and says, 'God, was he good-looking,
but someone ought to give him some Head & Shoulders.'
To which the blonde replies, 'How do you give Shoulders?'  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Tesco.
The husband picks up a case of Stella Artois and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only £20 for 24 cans' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a £40 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband replies:
'So does 24 cans of Stella, and it's half the price.'
HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 34 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Someone once said "the art of a good joke is in the telling..." it turns out after reading the ones above you also need to be funny. ... Wow they are some glangers there. I think even bernard manning would say there where a bit oldie and we all know how fair minded and non sterotypical big mannings was!!! |
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"Someone once said "the art of a good joke is in the telling..." it turns out after reading the ones above you also need to be funny. ... Wow they are some glangers there. I think even bernard manning would say there where a bit oldie and we all know how fair minded and non sterotypical big mannings was!!!"
????? i take it you dont like the jokes ??? |
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"Someone once said "the art of a good joke is in the telling..." it turns out after reading the ones above you also need to be funny. ... Wow they are some glangers there. I think even bernard manning would say there where a bit oldie and we all know how fair minded and non sterotypical big mannings was!!!"
Confucius say: The jokes you tell in your youth will be the jokes your children tell in theirs (meaning: all old jokes are new to those who haven't heard them) |
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