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Most embarrassing sex story’s
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over a year ago
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For me it was probably when my pal came in and wanted to join in on a 3 ball with me and 2 birds, I was hammered n thought okay, so I’m getting head then the other birds giving my pal head, n being my good pal n us both being straight we looked eachother n both went soft n I then said just get out mate your fucking this up hahaha |
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The most embarrassing sex story's I've read recently were where these person's kept sticking grocer's apostrophe's into plural's (apostrophe's are not required where there isn't a missing letter or other reason for one).
It kinda disrupt's the syntax, make's the story's difficult to read and cut's the flow of the story's.
Myself? I blame the teacher's and school's and the shabby parent's. |
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The most embarrassing sex story's I've read recently were where these person's kept sticking grocer's apostrophe's into plural's (apostrophe's are not required where there isn't a missing letter or other reason for one).
It kinda disrupt's the syntax, make's the story's difficult to read and cut's the flow of the story's.
Myself? I blame the teacher's and school's and the shabby parent's."
My eye twitched reading this  |
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When I was younger I lived with some pals and we had a house party, I thought I heard one of them pumping in his room, got to the door and they were, so thought it would be funny to jump in the room, laugh and disrupt them, they just kept fucking, so I slowly moved towards the bed and started pushing his Mrs arse to make her go faster and my pal nutted hard as fuck and made eye contact with me, I burst out laughing and left the room. |
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Was getting rather…adventurous with an ex and at one point he had his foot precariously leaning into a bookcase. Said bookcase then toppled over and he hurt his ankle quite badly in the resulting fall - not fun explaining that in a&e! |
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"Was getting rather…adventurous with an ex and at one point he had his foot precariously leaning into a bookcase. Said bookcase then toppled over and he hurt his ankle quite badly in the resulting fall - not fun explaining that in a&e! "
Sustaining an injury during sex is game over, you should told him are you a pussy or do you want the pussy ! |
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Having sex with my gf years ago, I was wrecked and falling asleep as we were spooning...
Her: "I love you"
Me: I love you Lynn (her pal's name)
Her: "That's not my name"
Me: Oh sorry Fiona (someone I worked with)
She leapt out the bed screaming at me and I've never woken up so quickly in my life. Still no idea why I said it, I hated Lynn and Fiona |
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