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"A hot tub is called a bath in Musselburgh lol "Only if they fart in it  | |||
"A hot tub is called a bath in Musselburgh lol
Only if they fart in it "and never use the brown soap | |||
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"Ooh I know where you are hehe ..... 5 mins from me "Grab your towel Marine, you've pulled | |||
"Ooh I know where you are hehe ..... 5 mins from me
Grab your towel Marine, you've pulled "wanna share | |||
"Ooh I know where you are hehe ..... 5 mins from me
Grab your towel Marine, you've pulled wanna share "What are you ladies waiting for??? A written invite?? Lol. Marine is waiting for you - alcohol in hand  | |||
"Ooh I know where you are hehe ..... 5 mins from me
Grab your towel Marine, you've pulled wanna share
What are you ladies waiting for??? A written invite?? Lol. Marine is waiting for you - alcohol in hand "Im waiting for the offer of a swap from his post this moring but hes no biting lol | |||
"Ooh I know where you are hehe ..... 5 mins from me
Grab your towel Marine, you've pulled wanna share
What are you ladies waiting for??? A written invite?? Lol. Marine is waiting for you - alcohol in hand "ya think he will have enough wine for me | |||
"Ooh I know where you are hehe ..... 5 mins from me
Grab your towel Marine, you've pulled wanna share
What are you ladies waiting for??? A written invite?? Lol. Marine is waiting for you - alcohol in hand ya think he will have enough wine for me "He's a marine, he's ready for anything aren't you marine? | |||
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"there's vine yards in France that don't have enough wine for you lol "Me thinks you've been rumbled cutie | |||
"Ooh I know where you are hehe ..... 5 mins from me
Grab your towel Marine, you've pulled wanna share "I meant you ya daft mare. This cripple is housebound!!!! (plus I have a marine of my own) | |||
"there's vine yards in France that don't have enough wine for you lol
Me thinks you've been rumbled cutie " oops | |||
"Ooh I know where you are hehe ..... 5 mins from me
Grab your towel Marine, you've pulled wanna share
I meant you ya daft mare. This cripple is housebound!!!! (plus I have a marine of my own) "oops sorry forgot how accident prone you are | |||
"there's vine yards in France that don't have enough wine for you lol
Me thinks you've been rumbled cutie oops "we just all know how much you love your red fruity wine cutie lol | |||
"Ooh I know where you are hehe ..... 5 mins from me
Grab your towel Marine, you've pulled wanna share
I meant you ya daft mare. This cripple is housebound!!!! (plus I have a marine of my own) oops sorry forgot how accident prone you are "Moi? Have no idea what you mean  | |||
"Ooh I know where you are hehe ..... 5 mins from me
Grab your towel Marine, you've pulled wanna share
I meant you ya daft mare. This cripple is housebound!!!! (plus I have a marine of my own) "So being housebound must have some advantages then if you've got your own marine | |||
"So being housebound must have some advantages then if you've got your own marine "She's got a fish tank that's as close to a marine as she will get lol | |||
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"Ooh I know where you are hehe ..... 5 mins from me
Grab your towel Marine, you've pulled wanna share
What are you ladies waiting for??? A written invite?? Lol. Marine is waiting for you - alcohol in hand ya think he will have enough wine for me "FFS - the wine is the jacuzzi. Drink it dry then memoir snow angels. Great fun had by all | |||
"So being housebound must have some advantages then if you've got your own marine
She's got a fish tank that's as close to a marine as she will get lol "fuck off.... Bastard on the market told me it was a television. Wondered why I couldn't get Emmerdale and Corrie... | |||
"So being housebound must have some advantages then if you've got your own marine
She's got a fish tank that's as close to a marine as she will get lol
fuck off.... Bastard on the market told me it was a television. Wondered why I couldn't get Emmerdale and Corrie... "Well you really shouldn't believe everything a man tells you  | |||
