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What does your carpets say about you
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I have the same carpet in my bedroom that was here when I moved in 6 years ago. Planning to decorate and replace it. I like carpet in the bedroom because I hate bare feet on hard floor. Sons bedroom laminate will also be replaced with carpet and spare room carpet will get a cheapish laminate
Recently did up the living room, kitchen and hall with some beautiful hardwood and I'm loving it. |
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Mine says that I am a thorough cleaner!
Not too long ago I had a girl wanting me to cum in her mouth, it was in June with the mad heat. During our play we stopped for ‘half time water’ and carried on.
At the end, she’s on her knees for me, I cum into her mouth, her gag reflex fails her miserably and she brings up all the water and cum all over her legs and the carpet. I’ve a week as fuck stomach so I dart out the room, she goes to clean up. An hour later I’ve got the carpet cleaner on hire from Johnstones dry cleaners  |
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Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. |
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"Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay."
Do you lay carpets |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.
Do you lay carpets"
No, I'm a wallpaperer and hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table,cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handywork |
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