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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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I'm always deleted if I'm nice or nasty or match the persons requirements or don't match their requirements or am a single guy or am a single alien or advertise that I will only meet on the fifth Thursday of the month or will only meet people with 21/2 legs. Why????? ***whiny whiny whiny***  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and for the right lady/alien I can also do 30 February too!!!!!  "
Nope sorry can't do the 30th February, not until the dark moon rises upon the moss covered mountain in the third quadrant of the spiritual calendar of hedonistic harmony |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and for the right lady/alien I can also do 30 February too!!!!! "
Nope sorry can't do the 30th February, not until the dark moon rises upon the moss covered mountain in the third quadrant of the spiritual calendar of hedonistic harmony |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Oh and for the right lady/alien I can also do 30 February too!!!!!
Nope sorry can't do the 30th February, not until the dark moon rises upon the moss covered mountain in the third quadrant of the spiritual calendar of hedonistic harmony "
Isn't that next weekend???????????? |
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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago
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"Is it, shit, was looking at the wrong hedonistic calendar....and I obviously meant what I said as it registered 3 times!"
I just thought that was for my benefit - you know us loons with weekend passes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But hey its compulsory that you have a mole the size of a 5 pence piece three quarters down your back and lying slightly to the left!"
Damn mines to the right |
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By *uttyMan
over a year ago
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"But hey its compulsory that you have a mole the size of a 5 pence piece three quarters down your back and lying slightly to the left!"
Don't have a mole, will a ferret suffice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But hey its compulsory that you have a mole the size of a 5 pence piece three quarters down your back and lying slightly to the left!
Don't have a mole, will a ferret suffice "
thats just way to naughty and got me giggling mr _utty.....ferret away |
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By *uttyMan
over a year ago
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"But hey its compulsory that you have a mole the size of a 5 pence piece three quarters down your back and lying slightly to the left!
Don't have a mole, will a ferret suffice
thats just way to naughty and got me giggling mr _utty.....ferret away "
He's a very well behaved ferret, with a wet nose |
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