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"You go to social nite out. Get absolutetly Shit faced You wake up next too the person / persons above Your first words are "fuck off, wisnae THAT d*unk!!!! | |||
"You go to social nite out. Get absolutetly Shit faced You wake up next too the person / persons above Your first words are
fuck off, wisnae THAT d*unk!!!! "What the feck is that crutch doing up there  | |||
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"Are those krispy kreme Dounuts Oh sorry there your breasts "Stop nibbling my doughnuts !!! | |||
"Are those krispy kreme Dounuts Oh sorry there your breasts
Stop nibbling my doughnuts !!!"lol But there so damm tasty Lol  | |||
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"Where's the coffee" Andys away to get it | |||
"Where's the coffee Andys away to get it "Who ate all my friggin doughnuts ????  | |||
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"Aw that was great last nite Did any thing happen pmsl "I bloody hope not !!! You weren't here when I got in bed lol | |||
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"Fuck mate hope we had mmf and she's went back to her own room "Was mmmmfff and you guys loved it | |||
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"Ah, that explains my throbbing arse" That wasn't me it was bru | |||
"Ah, that explains my throbbing arse That wasn't me it was bru "You didn't have to use the whole can! | |||
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"hard and not just my eggs "You get to wake Pictii up. I'll cower in the corner. You might want to find her coffee first... | |||
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"Remind me what happened again "Great I'm in bed with cutie we can have a good laugh about last night then x | |||
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"You had the best sex of your life "Haha that was a dream | |||
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"Well keep going "Where was I ? | |||
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"You go to social nite out. Get absolutetly Shit faced You wake up next too the person / persons above Your first words are "Sorry officer,it won't happen again. | |||
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"Man your hairy Lol "Take your eye patch and leave me and _riendly foe alone together  | |||
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"Good morning Wendy! I'm sorry, but I had to undress you before helping you into my bed... "Thank you sweetie, can I have another of your t-shirts before you run me home xx | |||
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"GET THE BROOM HANDLE OOT MA BACK!! Lol x"wisnae a broom.. gie's ma hoover back!!!! | |||
"GET THE BROOM HANDLE OOT MA BACK!! Lol x
wisnae a broom.. gie's ma hoover back!!!! "That was lost when you used it years ago along with the Marie Celeste, Lord Lucan and Shergar | |||
"GET THE BROOM HANDLE OOT MA BACK!! Lol x
wisnae a broom.. gie's ma hoover back!!!!
That was lost when you used it years ago along with the Marie Celeste, Lord Lucan and Shergar "So are we going again or are you doing _muma's painting?? | |||
"GET THE BROOM HANDLE OOT MA BACK!! Lol x
wisnae a broom.. gie's ma hoover back!!!!
That was lost when you used it years ago along with the Marie Celeste, Lord Lucan and Shergar "Shergar's alive and kicking about tesco.... now piss off and drown in that bath!!!! | |||
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"We've been in bed all day!! Don't you think it's one for you two to get ready and go out???? "Errrrr can we do it again cause i cant remember a god damn thing lol | |||
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"Can we go again cant remember a think from last nite "nah make sure you dont slam the door on the way out and mind send your brother back | |||
"Can we go again cant remember a think from last nite nah make sure you dont slam the door on the way out and mind send your brother back "lol How rude Dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows last nite Is that teeth marks on your breasts | |||
"Can we go again cant remember a think from last nite nah make sure you dont slam the door on the way out and mind send your brother back lol
How rude
Dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows last nite
Is that teeth marks on your breasts "no thats not my boobs its actually mt ass ..ffs put the lights on lol | |||
"Can we go again cant remember a think from last nite nah make sure you dont slam the door on the way out and mind send your brother back lol
How rude
Dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows last nite
Is that teeth marks on your breasts "no thats not my boobs its actually mt ass ..ffs put the lights on lol | |||
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"fantasic social as always hun x" il say the after party and how we got here was even better than the social | |||
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"opps sorry for the scratch marks..hehe!" I told you hubby we'd get her as the filling in our sandwich sooner or later he he he | |||
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"Someone mention coffee "Mmmmm cutie, coffee. What could be better? | |||
"Someone mention coffee
Mmmmm cutie, coffee. What could be better? "oi i said i wanted my eggs unfertilisd | |||
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Then we can eat eggs and toast
(I haven't fertilised any eggs for a few years ) | |||
"Brekkie for both of you then
Then we can eat eggs and toast
(I haven't fertilised any eggs for a few years )"soft n runny for me please baby coffee no sugar | |||
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"No problem sexy. What about the bridesmaids?? "I dunno about the brides maids darling but i know the grooms men left earlie ..opppps didnt u know they were here too lol | |||
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