In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.
I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).
What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years?  |
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Couple of years ago following a prolonged al fresco session with a fb I ended up with pretty bad sunburn on my ass. She was more astute than me and steadfastly refused doggie.
And during a 69 session with another fb I ended up with a black eye after she got too carried away ?? |
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Smashed my face off the side of my bed. Took a dizzy turn while doggy. Ended up with two stitches.
I also have a carpet burn mark on back of my hand.
When I go for sunbeds or sitting in the sun it never tans.
I'm going to get a small tattoo on it while on holiday. |
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I blacked out when I was younger when I came. I left bite marks on a fbs nipples, she wanted me to bite them as hard as I could. I have been seeing a woman for over a year, she has been off work for nearly 6 months with a back problem that she recons I caused during sex. |
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Leaned over the bed once to plug my phone in and spun around as I was pulling the covers over myself, and with a fair bit of force, elbowed the Mrs flush on the bridge of the nose. Blood everywhere. Straight to A+E...
Thankfully it wasn't broken! Never felt so sick.  |
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Spent 7 hours in A/E to get jiggle balls removed when my meet KNOWING I had them in there, pushed them further in - right to the back, including the string. I did try with a crochet hook to fish them out but it wasn’t happening.
On being asked by a nurse what the issue was… she then asked me to explain what Jiggle Balls were
I also asked for a female dr and was assured I’d get one but by the time I got a lift to the correct department the only female dr had left and I got the burliest male dr instead. The item went in the bin |
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Giblets I only rememmber that at Christmas time and it had something to do with Fowl . But live is Changing . Need to look that 1 up just incase Wiki or Google has updated there Language . Everyday a School day  |
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"Had a mishap when using a bottle of Prosecco on a woman, didn’t take the metal wrapping off fully and cut the woman inside. Only noticed when the Prosecco started changing colour. "
Ffs. That made me wince.
Times like this I'm glad I'm vanilla and stick to boabie only penetration. |
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"If being farted on in the 69 position counts, then I have had 2 x near death experiences.new fear unlocked "
Haha. Without being too crude, it was the same woman twice and she needs to change her fuckin diet. |
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"If being farted on in the 69 position counts, then I have had 2 x near death experiences."
Veggie here
I could change your side parting to a middle shed or go full on baldy napper depending on my lentil intake |
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"If being farted on in the 69 position counts, then I have had 2 x near death experiences.
Veggie here
I could change your side parting to a middle shed or go full on baldy napper depending on my lentil intake "
I don't doubt you. Veggies absolutely honk. I used to eat a lot of Dhal. I can speak from experience. |
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"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.
I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).
What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years? "
Do you always tell an open forum about your meets  |
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"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.
I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).
What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years?
Do you always tell an open forum about your meets "
He's hardly disclosed anything except for a hurty finger. |
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"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.
I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).
What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years? "
I stood on a bottle of baby oil and it splattered all over the place so much so that he had to repaint his bedroom walls .
Another was after a meet where we had to pull over in the car for me to be sick at the side of the road I was mortified  |
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"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.
I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).
What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years? I stood on a bottle of baby oil and it splattered all over the place so much so that he had to repaint his bedroom walls .
Another was after a meet where we had to pull over in the car for me to be sick at the side of the road I was mortified "
Was he that ugly? |
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Broke my foot and 3 toes getting ready for a meet back in December. Lol..my metatarsal is still bloody sore and healing. Accidentally kicked a door frame (same foot!) at the beginning of January, setting back the healing!..lmao
Didn't stop the meet, nor the fun though. Pain kicked in (no pun intended) on the walk to the taxi. Thought I was gonna pass out!!..pmsl |
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"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.
I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).
What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years? I stood on a bottle of baby oil and it splattered all over the place so much so that he had to repaint his bedroom walls .
Another was after a meet where we had to pull over in the car for me to be sick at the side of the road I was mortified
Was he that ugly?"
funny he’s actually very handsome lol |
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"Had a mishap when using a bottle of Prosecco on a woman, didn’t take the metal wrapping off fully and cut the woman inside. Only noticed when the Prosecco started changing colour.
Ffs. That made me wince.
Times like this I'm glad I'm vanilla and stick to boabie only penetration."
I don’t usually do things like this but it was a great experience and the woman loved it. I would do it again but be careful next time |
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"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.
I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).
What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years? "
You broke your finger In her giblets? I'm more worried about her giblets than your finger x N |
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