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what a trooper! | |||
"Dare to share? Mine is many years ago i had been on cam playing and i squirted and it went all over my laptop! Took it to the shop and they had to investigate what went wrong to get a replacement...couple days later get a report given to me while in store stating cat pish on the form but was covered under accidental Didnt even have a cat my face tho lol"Probably a freak paint accident that covered my cock and balls in paint, got taken to the hospital and paraded about like a dope for the amusement of the staff, they were subtle and nice about but I knew what they were upto lol. | |||
"I was getting head from a partner many years ago and let out a little bum pump. Nothing was said about it and he carried on what a trooper!"Marriage material 😂 | |||
"I was getting head from a partner many years ago and let out a little bum pump. Nothing was said about it and he carried on what a trooper!"Lol did you meet again | |||
"Dare to share? Mine is many years ago i had been on cam playing and i squirted and it went all over my laptop! Took it to the shop and they had to investigate what went wrong to get a replacement...couple days later get a report given to me while in store stating cat pish on the form but was covered under accidental Didnt even have a cat my face tho lol
Probably a freak paint accident that covered my cock and balls in paint, got taken to the hospital and paraded about like a dope for the amusement of the staff, they were subtle and nice about but I knew what they were upto lol."Lol why did you need hospital wee dip in turps sorted | |||
"Dare to share? Mine is many years ago i had been on cam playing and i squirted and it went all over my laptop! Took it to the shop and they had to investigate what went wrong to get a replacement...couple days later get a report given to me while in store stating cat pish on the form but was covered under accidental Didnt even have a cat my face tho lol
Probably a freak paint accident that covered my cock and balls in paint, got taken to the hospital and paraded about like a dope for the amusement of the staff, they were subtle and nice about but I knew what they were upto lol.
Lol why did you need hospital wee dip in turps sorted "It was at work and the poor girl that was the on paper first aider obviously wanted nothing to do with it, but was nice enough to raise the incident 😂 | |||
"Dare to share? Mine is many years ago i had been on cam playing and i squirted and it went all over my laptop! Took it to the shop and they had to investigate what went wrong to get a replacement...couple days later get a report given to me while in store stating cat pish on the form but was covered under accidental Didnt even have a cat my face tho lol
Probably a freak paint accident that covered my cock and balls in paint, got taken to the hospital and paraded about like a dope for the amusement of the staff, they were subtle and nice about but I knew what they were upto lol.
Lol why did you need hospital wee dip in turps sorted
It was at work and the poor girl that was the on paper first aider obviously wanted nothing to do with it, but was nice enough to raise the incident 😂"Lol how many days off did you manage to get | |||
"Dare to share? Mine is many years ago i had been on cam playing and i squirted and it went all over my laptop! Took it to the shop and they had to investigate what went wrong to get a replacement...couple days later get a report given to me while in store stating cat pish on the form but was covered under accidental Didnt even have a cat my face tho lol
Probably a freak paint accident that covered my cock and balls in paint, got taken to the hospital and paraded about like a dope for the amusement of the staff, they were subtle and nice about but I knew what they were upto lol.
Lol why did you need hospital wee dip in turps sorted
It was at work and the poor girl that was the on paper first aider obviously wanted nothing to do with it, but was nice enough to raise the incident 😂
Lol how many days off did you manage to get"Zero lol, like you said it was an easy fix I got a quick sponge bath in white spirit and was back for a late lunch. | |||
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"I was getting head from a partner many years ago and let out a little bum pump. Nothing was said about it and he carried on what a trooper!
Lol did you meet again"Yeah a few times after nothing was ever said | |||
"I've posted this on forum before When I was first on here I met a guy a few times he was a single parent after a few hotel meets I felt comfortable enough to go to his house So am on all fours he's going like a train Living room door opens and standing there is his 5 yr old daughter saying all the noise has woken her up Turns out his mum had let him down and he didn't want to cancel "That sounds like a nightmare | |||
"Back in the days when I played football I couldn't get deep heat spray so i got a stick broke some off to rub on my legs n stupidly didn't wash my hands after it and a wee bit later on the pitch I had to adjust the meat n 2 veg fast forward 5 mins I had to run into the shower trying to wash it off, balls burning eyes watering with my bastard teammates calling me Gerry Lee Lewis for weeks after it " Ouchhhhhh | |||
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"Broke a guy's banjo string. Went down to give him a blow job. Pulled his boxers down. He flinched a bit. I looked down and there was this god almighty pile of blood! Was like ohhhhh shit. We both ended up in the toilet. It wouldn't stop bleeding. The whole of upstairs was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood in the sink and everywhere! Roll forward an hr later and we are both sitting on the corner of the bed in silence necking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle with his cock wrapped in nearly a whole roll of toilet paper! We ended up in a 5 year relationship after that 😂" Oh wow! Happy ending though | |||
"Broke a guy's banjo string. Went down to give him a blow job. Pulled his boxers down. He flinched a bit. I looked down and there was this god almighty pile of blood! Was like ohhhhh shit. We both ended up in the toilet. It wouldn't stop bleeding. The whole of upstairs was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood in the sink and everywhere! Roll forward an hr later and we are both sitting on the corner of the bed in silence necking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle with his cock wrapped in nearly a whole roll of toilet paper! We ended up in a 5 year relationship after that 😂 Oh wow! Happy ending though "Happy ending the next morning 😂 xxx | |||
"Broke a guy's banjo string. Went down to give him a blow job. Pulled his boxers down. He flinched a bit. I looked down and there was this god almighty pile of blood! Was like ohhhhh shit. We both ended up in the toilet. It wouldn't stop bleeding. The whole of upstairs was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood in the sink and everywhere! Roll forward an hr later and we are both sitting on the corner of the bed in silence necking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle with his cock wrapped in nearly a whole roll of toilet paper! We ended up in a 5 year relationship after that 😂 Oh wow! Happy ending though
Happy ending the next morning 😂 xxx"Woohooooo | |||
"Broke a guy's banjo string. Went down to give him a blow job. Pulled his boxers down. He flinched a bit. I looked down and there was this god almighty pile of blood! Was like ohhhhh shit. We both ended up in the toilet. It wouldn't stop bleeding. The whole of upstairs was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood in the sink and everywhere! Roll forward an hr later and we are both sitting on the corner of the bed in silence necking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle with his cock wrapped in nearly a whole roll of toilet paper! We ended up in a 5 year relationship after that 😂" The things ye bond over 🙈🤣 | |||
"Broke a guy's banjo string. Went down to give him a blow job. Pulled his boxers down. He flinched a bit. I looked down and there was this god almighty pile of blood! Was like ohhhhh shit. We both ended up in the toilet. It wouldn't stop bleeding. The whole of upstairs was like a scene from a horror movie. Blood in the sink and everywhere! Roll forward an hr later and we are both sitting on the corner of the bed in silence necking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle with his cock wrapped in nearly a whole roll of toilet paper! We ended up in a 5 year relationship after that 😂 The things ye bond over 🙈🤣" What can I say? I have my talents 😂 | |||
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