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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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Signs your getting older. I just come to bed trying to plug my mobile phone cable into the chocolate bar in my hand. Ok I think it's a sign  or I want to recharge my chocolate back to a full bar  |
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"Signs your getting older. I just come to bed trying to plug my mobile phone cable into the chocolate bar in my hand. Ok I think it's a sign or I want to recharge my chocolate back to a full bar "
There should be a book for getting older like there should be for puberty. It would be named 'Hair in funny places' |
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There's loads I've done.
Went to put the kettle in the fridge instead of milk.
Put tea and coffee in the same cup.
Put the charger in the phone then sat for almost an hour wondering why it wasn't charging.
That's just a few of them 😂 |
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By *ennyjMan 10 weeks ago
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"There's loads I've done.
Went to put the kettle in the fridge instead of milk.
Put tea and coffee in the same cup.
Put the charger in the phone then sat for almost an hour wondering why it wasn't charging.
That's just a few of them 😂"
Never put kettle in fridge ...yet, but done the rest 🫣 |
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By *WC 101Man 10 weeks ago
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You get satisfaction from getting new practical stuff like a suitcase or garden strimmer.
You can’t bend down to pick something up without making a noise.
Your manscaping regime now includes and nose.
You don’t know many of the names of any of the acts in the UK Top 10 singles chart.
A wee afternoon nap is starting to be required …. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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Sounds like we could have a lovely night talking about all the stupid things we do now in our golden years. I tell you sex can be sore now. My legs took days to recover from my last action. I did not think the tops of my leg muscles would ever be pain free again. I thought I was still reasonably fit till I moved the next day. I say moved. I think I made an involuntary sound more. |
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"You get satisfaction from getting new practical stuff like a suitcase or garden strimmer.
You can’t bend down to pick something up without making a noise.
Your manscaping regime now includes and nose.
You don’t know many of the names of any of the acts in the UK Top 10 singles chart.
A wee afternoon nap is starting to be required …."
I feel that last one I’m the master of power naps now 👊 🤣 |
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" I tell you sex can be sore now. My legs took days to recover from my last action. I did not think the tops of my leg muscles would ever be pain free again. I thought I was still reasonably fit till I moved the next day. "
I'm very unfit, so after any play I find my legs and lower back are stiff and sore, for a couple days. My feet will scream at me after standing all night in a club. 🙈 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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You sound wonderful. I would love a chat with you one day over lunch. I may not eat much from laughing but I enjoy a good laugh. I have a story that you would laugh your head off at. But that's for another day. |
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By *avie65Man 10 weeks ago
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"Iv had the same cash line number since I was 16, 3 months ago I went to the ATM put my card in and nothing, total blank nothing nada zilch hee feckin haw AND i still can’t remember it 🤯🤯🤯"
Can’t you get it on the bank app? |
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"Anyone finish their dinner and head to the kitchen, to find your halfway upstairs to the bedroom? 
Yeah. With the plate still in my hands! 😂
It's when you're halfway and you think,"aw ffs!""
Yip 😂 Or get the whole way into the bedroom, look down only to realise you have a plate in your hands. Why do I have a plate in my hands? Then the aww fuck 😂 |
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"Iv had the same cash line number since I was 16, 3 months ago I went to the ATM put my card in and nothing, total blank nothing nada zilch hee feckin haw AND i still can’t remember it 🤯🤯🤯
Can’t you get it on the bank app?"
Didn’t even look 🙈🤣 |
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By *avie65Man 10 weeks ago
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"Iv had the same cash line number since I was 16, 3 months ago I went to the ATM put my card in and nothing, total blank nothing nada zilch hee feckin haw AND i still can’t remember it 🤯🤯🤯
Can’t you get it on the bank app?
Didn’t even look 🙈🤣"
Is that another sign? 🤭 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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Been doing that for years. Its call stress. I travelled so much every hotel room looked the same. It got to the stage it was not till I opened up the laptop and seen my itinerary for the day. Did I remember what town or city I was even in. I got to hate hotel chains as every bloody room was so boring. Could be worse. I was stuck in one hotel for over six months. It was hell. I was round the menu more than the chef. |
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Lost my keys numours times
Left my car at the local shop walked home remember couple hours later
Drove from the garage with my purse on the roof
The list goes on lol
Oh and the creaking of my joints
Etc
They say grow old gracefully
Im growing old where there no hope for my sanity ha ha   |
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