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By *amierebel OP Man 3 weeks ago
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Nah mate just meant growing veg in general not that I’ll use it but I’m growing it taking full advantage of facilities I have.
Try again though when you make that noise you know the noise the one you make when you pick something up etc it sometimes don’t even hurt but the noise is made 🤣🤣 |
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By *amierebel OP Man 3 weeks ago
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"When the highlight of the week is BBC radio 2 on a Sunday with Elaine Paige playing music from musicals in the afternoon and Tony Blackburn playing the Golden Oldies in the evening."
Aww dude I’ve no listened to a radio in years used to be boogie in the morning for me think it was forth 1. Ps looking fine if she is correct however don’t believe it is 😜 |
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By *amierebel OP Man 3 weeks ago
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"When you can't sleep for joint pain
Also the un-sexy way you now move when changing positions during sex lol  "
I get the pains but trust me anyways a lady moves is definitely not un-sexy a man’s eyes are always on the assets and in lust 😉 |
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"When you can't sleep for joint pain
Also the un-sexy way you now move when changing positions during sex lol
I get the pains but trust me anyways a lady moves is definitely not un-sexy a man’s eyes are always on the assets and in lust 😉"
I hope so lol  |
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By *amierebel OP Man 3 weeks ago
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"It’s worse if you work with younger people.
They talk about things and people I’ve never heard off and are completely baffled when I couldn’t care less 😂😂"
Trust me I know I deal with one my kids who goes on about (and I might butcher this name) kid Leroy apparently a rapper but trust me I like rap and I have no idea who he is I’m out of touch with the kids |
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By *amierebel OP Man 3 weeks ago
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"Looking forward to the weekend so you can sit down with your significant other and browse the internet, looking at new door handle options."
Hey don’t be a Fannie like me if it’s B&Q had them do doors before with a £1.50 odds charge and I’m a twat that tells them that cannie be right they cost £80 each yet receipt was ready only costing £65 odds (other items to) |
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By *amierebel OP Man 3 weeks ago
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"You bunch of kids!
How much is that in old money?
Now leave me in peace to watch people my age at Glastonbury  "
A half penny maybe? lol . What’s in that newspaper good sir ? And what’s the good odds or betting advice for the horses ??? |
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By *avie65Man 3 weeks ago
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"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff
New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣
It gets worse when you hit 40 you get new pains 😂"
Amateurs. Wait until the new pains wake you up in the middle of the night. |
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"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff
New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣
It gets worse when you hit 40 you get new pains 😂
Amateurs. Wait until the new pains wake you up in the middle of the night. "
Everynight all night |
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By *avie65Man 3 weeks ago
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"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff
New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣
It gets worse when you hit 40 you get new pains 😂
Amateurs. Wait until the new pains wake you up in the middle of the night. Everynight all night "
Gawd you must be insatiable. 🤭 |
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"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff
New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣
It gets worse when you hit 40 you get new pains 😂
Amateurs. Wait until the new pains wake you up in the middle of the night. Everynight all night
Gawd you must be insatiable. 🤭"
errrmmmm dunno about that lol  |
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By *avie65Man 3 weeks ago
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"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff
New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣
It gets worse when you hit 40 you get new pains 😂
Amateurs. Wait until the new pains wake you up in the middle of the night. Everynight all night
Gawd you must be insatiable. 🤭errrmmmm dunno about that lol "
🤔🤔🤔 |
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By *amierebel OP Man 3 weeks ago
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"You can bugger off. Age!
I’m 68 and you can all P off and suck my hard dick.
Would you mind brushing first and asking politely please?"
I ain’t sucking fuck all haha. But fair play mate heard 69 is when it’s worthwhile 😉😉 |
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"Look I’m 36. My sign I’ve become old is the fact I’m growing plants….. no no no not the good one!!! though have the equipment for that.. tomato plants… what’s the signs you’re getting older ?? "
At least your growing them. Too many smoking them and at 36 look 56 |
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By *amierebel OP Man 2 weeks ago
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"Look I’m 36. My sign I’ve become old is the fact I’m growing plants….. no no no not the good one!!! though have the equipment for that.. tomato plants… what’s the signs you’re getting older ??
At least your growing them. Too many smoking them and at 36 look 56"
I’ve only ever really done it for cash but now in life wouldn’t take the risk. And here I’m 36 and wouldn’t say I look 56 maybe look a touch older than the 36 mind you but the greys are only just starting to come 👍🤣🤣 |
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By *amierebel OP Man 2 weeks ago
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"When going out for few hours you have to know your near the loo's
The bladder doesn't age very well when you need to go you need to go
Lol 😁 "
Awww trust me I know this one I do 8hrs travelling one day a week every week. (4 hrs each way) my bladder cannie handle them 4 hours a time no more, what’s worse is toilets near side I head home towards close at 7pm so it’s always a bushes job or having to beg for a disabled toilet to be opened that “toilets” in general should by standard still be opened at that time of night for commuters taking transport so far. |
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By *avie65Man 2 weeks ago
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"When going out for few hours you have to know your near the loo's
The bladder doesn't age very well when you need to go you need to go
Lol 😁 "
Wear cycle clips with your jeans, problem solved. 😂 |
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"Look I’m 36. My sign I’ve become old is the fact I’m growing plants….. no no no not the good one!!! though have the equipment for that.. tomato plants… what’s the signs you’re getting older ?? "
Menopause ugh! |
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By *avie65Man 2 weeks ago
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"When you go out and want to go back home haha!
Yip this is me to a tee really can't be arsed with socialising these days. Think I'm gonna go for the camper van option soon
Repeating oneself . "
I keep saying the same thing over and over |
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"Look I’m 36. My sign I’ve become old is the fact I’m growing plants….. no no no not the good one!!! though have the equipment for that.. tomato plants… what’s the signs you’re getting older ?? "
Funny you should mention that as I've started growing herbs, chilli plants and way too many sunflowers  |
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