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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.
I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?
What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?
P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"I’m needing someone to weld my van I would probably give a BJ for that 😂😂"
Get yourself down Leith. Heard there's women there who will do anything for £70... Bargain! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"If you could fit a bathroom I'm sure we could sort something out it!  "
Aye, perfect. £4k worth of labour, multiple 6 hours round trips, a small fortune in diesel. When can I start?  |
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By *WC 101Man 42 weeks ago
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"If you could fit a bathroom I'm sure we could sort something out it!
Aye, perfect. £4k worth of labour, multiple 6 hours round trips, a small fortune in diesel. When can I start? "
It might be 2 BJ’s …… |
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By *uietbloke67Man 42 weeks ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
I have the same fantasy.
Except in mine, the plumber turns up in time, does the job at an acceptable fee, cleans up after them and leaves paid.
If we are sharing fantasises then I'd say yours has a better chance of becoming true 😇 |
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"I have the same fantasy.
Except in mine, the plumber turns up in time, does the job at an acceptable fee, cleans up after them and leaves paid.
If we are sharing fantasises then I'd say yours has a better chance of becoming true 😇"
Hahaha!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.
I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?
What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?
P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇 "
Outdoor tap fitted and the blow is on me 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 42 weeks ago
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"I have the same fantasy.
Except in mine, the plumber turns up in time, does the job at an acceptable fee, cleans up after them and leaves paid.
If we are sharing fantasises then I'd say yours has a better chance of becoming true 😇"
You've been using cowboys mate. I turn up when I say I will and complete the job to a high standard. I have been known to leave a mess afterwards though in fairness... |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.
I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?
What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?
P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇 "
Funnily enough its the same fantasy as mine, must be a plumbing thing |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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So you were hoping for a bj for fitting a washer? Typical tradesman lol.
I hope some hot lady drops to her knees one day, opens her mouth, then tells you,
" sorry love, wont be able to get that done til after easter". |
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"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?"
It normally starts by getting on your knees... |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?
It normally starts by getting on your knees..."
Thats definately one approach! |
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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago
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"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?"
Every encounter was different but all initiated by the woman & in a time before wokery, ask the question without asking the question for yourself, or just grab his cock & tell him
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Happened to me me years ago when I was a joiner working at a posh bit of Edinburgh when the home owner left me with his daughter he said just going ask her if you need anything I was fitting windows and she was walking about in pants and bra I ended up fucking her was great I went back a few times and picked her up after work for more sex but lost contact now |
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By *ohncraMan 41 weeks ago
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"Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.
I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?
What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?
P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇
Outdoor tap fitted and the blow is on me 😂 "
i can do that for you an easy job ? |
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"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman."
I’m 5 days late to this thread, but after properly LOLing I’ve just told the other half that hence forth her sex bobble is to be referred to as the “gobble bobble”.
This will be your lasting legacy Regina! |
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Love to do some naked housework for any ladies or couples who need a helping hand. You would be surprised what i can do with my feather duster!! Drop me a note if interested folks. Have a great day now |
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"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?"
Well, if there’s anything I’ve learned from the movies, no negotiation needed…. When the pizza guy arrives, show him how happy you are to have your tea, et voila. Free pizza. |
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"I have the same fantasy.
Except in mine, the plumber turns up in time, does the job at an acceptable fee, cleans up after them and leaves paid.
If we are sharing fantasises then I'd say yours has a better chance of becoming true 😇"
🤣👌🏻 |
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When I was younger worked as a sparkie with my dad would be a bit strange if anyone offered and also usually at alms houses so not quite a fantasy.
But if this is a jobs list I will be working away for a long time so could do with bathroom, kitchen, garden, new heater element in a water heater, shed dismantled and new shed/bar/summer house. Car service and MOT, full new build house. If you can do this with Rach providing services then we are more than up for this. lol.
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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huuuuuge fantasy of mine growing up ahahaha. all of my bfs have been tradees for this exact reason! fucking love a blue collar man. used to touch myself in my room imagining the workers in my house coming upstairs and catching me!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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I need to go back to my trade..
(Thought my new line of work would have had more illicit opportunities, but must just be folklore and old wives tales lol)
And keep gobble bobble's in the van 😂😂 |
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"Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.
I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?
What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?
P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇
Outdoor tap fitted and the blow is on me 😂 "
you got that tap fitted yet lol |
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I once went to piece flooring a loft, I was standing on the step ladders with head and shoulders through the hatch as I listened to the man of the house tell me what he wanted.
Suddenly I felt a hand unzipping me and next a hot pair of lips round my cock.
The man's wife sucked me to completion and nearly fell off the ladder as I came.
Turns out the had both planned the whole thing. I got the job and had a few sessions with both of them during the duration of the job.
Happy memories. |
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I once went to price flooring a loft, I was standing on the step ladders with head and shoulders through the hatch as I listened to the man of the house tell me what he wanted.
Suddenly I felt a hand unzipping me and next a hot pair of lips round my cock.
The man's wife sucked me to completion and nearly fell off the ladder as I came.
Turns out the had both planned the whole thing. I got the job and had a few sessions with both of them during the duration of the job.
Happy memories. |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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"Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.
I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?
What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?
P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇 "
This is a big fantasy of mine (fem) 🫠🫠🫠 |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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It is a fantasy that has become a reality on a few occasions
Fixed a neighbours washing machine for a BJ, she put me into her sister who went beyond that when told her machine needed a spare part bought. Ended up having a regular FB with that one
Have repaired PC’s for same sisters
Worked the doors of various pubs/clubs for 30 years on and off and have had some of the weirdest sexual offers
All that was in the past, nowadays women don’t seem to be sure how to flirt or are so woke (if that’s the proper word for it) to even be bothered.
They may have the fantasy but don’t know to fulfill it. Guys are now scared to make initial move for fear of being up in front of judge next. |
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By *atinagirlWoman 16 weeks ago
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"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman.
Gobble bobble! 🤣🤣 That's a belter, stealing that one! "
I’m needing a plumber and I have a gobble bobble round my wrist at all times .. I never know when I may need it 😂😂💋 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 16 weeks ago
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"They may have the fantasy but don’t know to fulfill it. Guys are now scared to make initial move for fear of being up in front of judge next. "
Exactly mate! Im certain ive missed a few opportunities but its too risky to make the first move. Can't go losing my job over a bit of fun! |
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"They may have the fantasy but don’t know to fulfill it. Guys are now scared to make initial move for fear of being up in front of judge next.
Exactly mate! Im certain ive missed a few opportunities but its too risky to make the first move. Can't go losing my job over a bit of fun! "
Then don't do it🙄
Be professional...not that difficult really. |
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"Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.
I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?
What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?
P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇 "
How much work does one blow job aquire? |
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By (user no longer on site) 15 weeks ago
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"Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.
I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?
What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?
P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇
How much work does one blow job aquire? "
You could probably get a couple of hours out of me if you include a sandwich |
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"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?"
Put all your sexy lingerie on the radiators so they are visible - hopefully he’s a plumber and needs to move them lol x |
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