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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man 6 days ago

Edinburgh

Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇

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By *ord flash heartMan 6 days ago

motherwell

I’m needing someone to weld my van I would probably give a BJ for that 😂😂

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman 6 days ago

Lanarkshire

Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman.

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man 6 days ago

Edinburgh


"I’m needing someone to weld my van I would probably give a BJ for that 😂😂"

Get yourself down Leith. Heard there's women there who will do anything for £70... Bargain!

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man 6 days ago

Edinburgh


"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman."

Gobble bobble! 🤣🤣 That's a belter, stealing that one!

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By *i versMan 6 days ago

Kirkcaldy


"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman.

Gobble bobble! 🤣🤣 That's a belter, stealing that one! "

do you know her name

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By *he hotwifes choiceMan 6 days ago

glasgow


"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman."

That’s why you hold their hair

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple 6 days ago

Aberdeenshire

If you could fit a bathroom I'm sure we could sort something out it!

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man 6 days ago

Edinburgh


"If you could fit a bathroom I'm sure we could sort something out it! "

Aye, perfect. £4k worth of labour, multiple 6 hours round trips, a small fortune in diesel. When can I start?

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By *WC 101Man 6 days ago

Aberdeen


"If you could fit a bathroom I'm sure we could sort something out it!

Aye, perfect. £4k worth of labour, multiple 6 hours round trips, a small fortune in diesel. When can I start? "

It might be 2 BJ’s ……

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By *erfHerder74Man 6 days ago

Inverclyde

I’d give a bj, I will think of an odd job later

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By *uietbloke67Man 6 days ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I have the same fantasy.

Except in mine, the plumber turns up in time, does the job at an acceptable fee, cleans up after them and leaves paid.

If we are sharing fantasises then I'd say yours has a better chance of becoming true 😇

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple 5 days ago

Aberdeenshire


"I have the same fantasy.

Except in mine, the plumber turns up in time, does the job at an acceptable fee, cleans up after them and leaves paid.

If we are sharing fantasises then I'd say yours has a better chance of becoming true 😇"

Hahaha!!

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By *rsNeighbourWoman 5 days ago

Perth, Fife, Dundee


"Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇 "

Outdoor tap fitted and the blow is on me 😂

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By *hePervertedPlumber OP   Man 5 days ago

Edinburgh


"I have the same fantasy.

Except in mine, the plumber turns up in time, does the job at an acceptable fee, cleans up after them and leaves paid.

If we are sharing fantasises then I'd say yours has a better chance of becoming true 😇"

You've been using cowboys mate. I turn up when I say I will and complete the job to a high standard. I have been known to leave a mess afterwards though in fairness...

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By *ergus1622Man 5 days ago

Dundee

I would be in for an arrangement like that !

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan 4 days ago

nowhere, next to neverbinthere

Being a joiner i can confirm this is most tradesmans fantasy, and in my 30years of working has only happened once🤷‍♂️

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By *igYin n CowGirlCouple 4 days ago

New Cumnock

Gobble bobble hahahaha! x

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By *herrypickedWoman 4 days ago

Glasgow

I'd love to, what jobs would a blow job get me?

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By *scobar67Man 3 days ago

glasgow


"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman."

A gobble bobble

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By *illxxMan 3 days ago

motherwell

Rather have to cash for doing the job and go home and have a wank

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By *onjon123Man 3 days ago

Merthyr Tydfil


"Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇 "

Funnily enough its the same fantasy as mine, must be a plumbing thing

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By *scobar67Man 3 days ago

glasgow

Worked door to door sales where I met a few ladies that I got a bit friendly with

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By *iffdevilMan 3 days ago

glasgow

I would wash your dishes and make your bed lol

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By *hisagainlolMan 3 days ago

glasgow

So you were hoping for a bj for fitting a washer? Typical tradesman lol.

I hope some hot lady drops to her knees one day, opens her mouth, then tells you,

" sorry love, wont be able to get that done til after easter".

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By *hisagainlolMan 3 days ago

glasgow

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By *oneyandbearCouple 3 days ago

Dundee

Haha can we get that deal too?

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By *ustincredible69Man 2 days ago

drumoak

Not totally unrealistic fantasy i've had similar experiences in my younger days all good fun, hope your fantasy becomes reality soon

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By *ess JinksWoman 2 days ago

West coast

Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 2 days ago

Ayrshire


"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman.

Gobble bobble! 🤣🤣 That's a belter, stealing that one! do you know her name"

Bridgette the midget!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 2 days ago

Ayrshire


"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?"

It normally starts by getting on your knees...

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By *ustincredible69Man 2 days ago

drumoak


"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?

It normally starts by getting on your knees..."

Thats definately one approach!

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By *ustincredible69Man 2 days ago

drumoak


"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?"

Every encounter was different but all initiated by the woman & in a time before wokery, ask the question without asking the question for yourself, or just grab his cock & tell him

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By *cottish-guy2020Man 2 days ago

bathgate

Happened to me me years ago when I was a joiner working at a posh bit of Edinburgh when the home owner left me with his daughter he said just going ask her if you need anything I was fitting windows and she was walking about in pants and bra I ended up fucking her was great I went back a few times and picked her up after work for more sex but lost contact now

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By *bztradieMan 2 days ago

Aberdeen

I’m a sparky and have the same fantasy . Love the thought of fun with homeowner

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By *umbernauld guy500Man 2 days ago

Cumbernauld


"I'd love to, what jobs would a blow job get me?"

Happy to help

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By *dnxyzMan 2 days ago

LondonX

Hey ladies

I am good at DIY! Haha

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By *ickdick2112Man 23 hours ago

kilmarnock

im a joiner love to have a bit of fun on a job

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By *ixenFoxCouple 19 hours ago

Glasgow

Same here coincidentally!

Vixen 😈

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By *ohncraMan 18 hours ago

pitenweem


"Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇

Outdoor tap fitted and the blow is on me 😂 "

i can do that for you an easy job ?

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By *aul 0507Man 15 hours ago

Lenzie

Cutting grass 😂

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By *cotslass2Woman 15 hours ago

Edinburgh

I've always had a workman fantasy

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By *uburban_kinkCouple 9 hours ago

Motherwell


"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman."

I’m 5 days late to this thread, but after properly LOLing I’ve just told the other half that hence forth her sex bobble is to be referred to as the “gobble bobble”.

This will be your lasting legacy Regina!

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