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Anyone else read that with David Attenborough's voice? 😄
The aforementioned cougar is a fascinating animal, if you approach the female with an image of your sexual organs or say 'hey babe' she is likely to rip you a new one. |
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By *ennyjMan 22 weeks ago
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"Cover yourself in melted chocolate and have a bottle of expensive Prosecco in 1 hand and a gross of condoms in the other. Then text her that short knicker wetting acronym, FAF. "
Would it be plain or milk chocolate 🍫 😉 |
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"Anyone else read that with David Attenborough's voice? 😄
The aforementioned cougar is a fascinating animal, if you approach the female with an image of your sexual organs or say 'hey babe' she is likely to rip you a new one."
This made me laugh 🤣 |
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"Anyone else read that with David Attenborough's voice? 😄
The aforementioned cougar is a fascinating animal, if you approach the female with an image of your sexual organs or say 'hey babe' she is likely to rip you a new one.
This made me laugh 🤣 "
I'm glad, I was hoping it would give some people a chuckle 😊 |
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By *avie65Man 22 weeks ago
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"Cover yourself in melted chocolate and have a bottle of expensive Prosecco in 1 hand and a gross of condoms in the other. Then text her that short knicker wetting acronym, FAF.
Would it be plain or milk chocolate 🍫 😉"
It depends whither she is bitter or not. Runs for the hills. 🏃🏻 |
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"Anyone else read that with David Attenborough's voice? 😄
The aforementioned cougar is a fascinating animal, if you approach the female with an image of your sexual organs or say 'hey babe' she is likely to rip you a new one."
Hahahaha!! x |
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Approach some on here, your having a laugh, stay hidden, lurk in the background, like some pics and if your luck, and i mean very lucky you might a message sent too you, will only be the 1 mind as they are im demend on here😂😂 |
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"Anyone else read that with David Attenborough's voice? 😄
The aforementioned cougar is a fascinating animal, if you approach the female with an image of your sexual organs or say 'hey babe' she is likely to rip you a new one.
This made me laugh 🤣
I'm glad, I was hoping it would give some people a chuckle 😊"
Mabe I am Steve irwan voice would be funny! |
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention!
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Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!  |
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention!
Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine! "
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x |
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention!
Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x "
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head! |
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention!
Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head! "
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention!
Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head! "
Your face isn't the only thing i want to turn red! |
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention!
Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head!
Your face isn't the only thing i want to turn red!"
I think you have already made my arse red… what’s next? X |
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention!
Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head!
Your face isn't the only thing i want to turn red!
I think you have already made my arse red… what’s next? X "
I can think of a few more places  |
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention!
Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head!
Your face isn't the only thing i want to turn red!
I think you have already made my arse red… what’s next? X
I can think of a few more places "
Well you might need to show me haha x |
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention!
Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head!
Your face isn't the only thing i want to turn red!
I think you have already made my arse red… what’s next? X
I can think of a few more places
Well you might need to show me haha x "
Anytime |
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"Anyone else read that with David Attenborough's voice? 😄
The aforementioned cougar is a fascinating animal, if you approach the female with an image of your sexual organs or say 'hey babe' she is likely to rip you a new one.
I'm glad, I was hoping it would give some people a chuckle 😊"
It definitely had me laughing and saying it in that voice as well
Then in a Steve irwin voice lol
crikey check the size of that 1 lol
This made me laugh 🤣 as well lol xx |
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I think it was a serious request for help, one that needs a serious answer. Not Steve Irwin or David Attenborough even though its really fun.
So how do you approach said creatures....from the left is the answer. Always from the left. |
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