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You know she is a keeper when….

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By *wingers4u OP Couple 5 weeks ago

Scotland

Have some fun with this one and fill in the blanks. xx

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By *aybe its crazyMan 5 weeks ago

Perth

She regularly keeps clean sheets.

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By *mudg3rMan 5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

She lives in a lighthouse. 😃

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By *oneyandbearCouple 5 weeks ago

Dundee

... she looks you in the eye while doing something she shouldn't

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By *estless NativesCouple 5 weeks ago

Central Scotland

When she comes off the line to catch the ball two handed,much to the disappointment of someone who was looking to score.......

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple 5 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"She lives in a lighthouse. 😃"

😭🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 5 weeks ago

"She lives in a lighthouse. 😃"

Winner

may aswel close this thread now lol

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By *eterleedsABCMan 5 weeks ago

glasgow

She walks in wearing a green sports top and a big pair of gloves

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By *arriedcoupleXCouple 5 weeks ago

north lanarkshire

When she tells you look at that ladies ass.

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By *ergie59Man 5 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

"She lives in a lighthouse. 😃"

Class

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By *idmy87Man 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Have some fun with this one and fill in the blanks. xx"

…she’s Jim Leighton

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman 5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

When she tells you to eat her like she's your last meal🥵

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By *eegie999Man 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Bravo xxx lol

What a great answer! Xx lol

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By *ollobolloMan 5 weeks ago

Cambuslang

She likes/enjoys sharing a guy and his dick with you.

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By *elsbells2011Couple 5 weeks ago

Dunfermline

She pops the suppository in your bum while your dying with kidney stones

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By *ennyjMan 5 weeks ago

falkirk

When she's always bending too collect and hold the balls

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman 5 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When you find out she’s more of a "perv" than you are lol

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By *etuneeMan 5 weeks ago

Clydebank

When she says carry on when you get the wrong hole

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By *mudg3rMan 5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"She lives in a lighthouse. 😃"

Glad a few of you enjoyed. Lol

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By *hegentlemanbullMan 5 weeks ago

Southam

When she only wears OBO 😉 IYKYK

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman 5 weeks ago

Midlothian

"She lives in a lighthouse. 😃"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ergie59Man 5 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

When the very first thing she says to you;

can I suck you off

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By *coobyABCMan 5 weeks ago

Aberdeen

When you see her wearing a white protective suit with a mesh hood, carrying jars of honey

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By *ergie59Man 5 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

When she works in a zoo?

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By *punk AnansieWoman 5 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

When she has a hive full of honey , for the right kinda honeybee 🐝

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By *bolton88Man 5 weeks ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 11/04/26 16:26:16]

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By *dible_KinkCouple 4 weeks ago

Aberdeen

She asked my re-load time about a week before she got round to asking my surname

Hamish.

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By *urious2for2Couple 4 weeks ago

Aberdeen

She can make a good plate o mince and tatties

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By *oykoiWoman 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

"She lives in a lighthouse. 😃"

Buckled 🤣🤣🤣

Oh or a zoo 🧐🤓

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By *oykoiWoman 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

"She lives in a lighthouse. 😃

Buckled 🤣🤣🤣

Oh or a zoo 🧐🤓"

Oops see someone said that noo 🥰

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By *oneys1Couple 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

When she comes home with an ass full of spunk

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By *wingers4u OP Couple 4 weeks ago

Scotland

"When she comes home with an ass full of spunk"

Love it

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By *wingers4u OP Couple 4 weeks ago

Scotland

"She lives in a lighthouse. 😃

Buckled 🤣🤣🤣

Oh or a zoo 🧐🤓"
Or they have dyslexia and made a mistake with the spelling

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By *rgoodnbadMan 4 weeks ago

greenock

When she has another woman waiting in the bedroom

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By *oykoiWoman 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

"She lives in a lighthouse. 😃

Buckled 🤣🤣🤣

Oh or a zoo 🧐🤓Or they have dyslexia and made a mistake with the spelling

I have sex daily!!! I mean dyslexia??? Fcuk!!!!

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By *xDecadent_ColoursxxMan 4 weeks ago

Glasgow

You know she's a keeper when you wake up in a room you don't know, tied to the wall and gagged with no clear way in or out.

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By *ullie-kingMan 4 weeks ago

Wishaw

When she licks Ur asshole without asking

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By *xpect.The.UnexpectedCouple 4 weeks ago

Ayr

When she checks to see if you’ve got jaundice on your hand when it actually turns out it’s just the reflection of your unread messages on Fab! 😉🤣

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By *amsoonMan 4 weeks ago

Stornoway

When she tells you she has a date with her lover

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By *woformorefunCouple 4 weeks ago

Dundee

When she points out other women with big boobs for you to have a wee look too 😜

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By *woformorefunCouple 4 weeks ago

Dundee

Oh and when she loves sucking cock just as much as you love getting your cock sucked 😈 true story

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By *ergus1622Man 4 weeks ago

Dundee

When she works on a golf course or works in a shop!

But if you can have a good conversation and laugh mostly!

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By *ergus1622Man 4 weeks ago

Dundee

"When she works on a golf course or works in a shop!

But if you can have a good conversation and laugh mostly! "

And of course plays in the goal!

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By *im66123Man 3 weeks ago

newcastle

When she changes her name to Gordon Banks

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By *wingers4u OP Couple 6 days ago

Scotland

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