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things on profiles that make ye chuckle

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ye have to laugh at the massive caps neon flashing 'NO SINGLE MEN' with the long speel as to why not , scroll down and every verification is from a single man

Any thing else ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

yeah profiles of str8 men who have met and played with TV'S/TS hmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

professional spelt wrong

dont do cam and all verifications are cam ones!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one sentence profiles , or profiles with very little information on them , ones that are very negative, ones that ask for pics even though they have none , arrogant ones . although having said all that i dont know anyone with profiles like these so could be me just being a judgemental old fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lots of private pics and a public gallery too, fully unverified especially with no photo verification. Most common its a 'single female' lol,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Abusive ones. i.e. the ones that have a list of Q & A's whereby all the answers are "Fuck off, no". etc. I think, gee whizz, this person needs anger management, dunno about owt else

Just doesn't smack of, um, "fun" to me lol x

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

i have to smile at the "single " guy profile that cant accomm ...

also the profiles just harp on about how well endowed they are . they no sussed its not what a guy has but the whole package and what he does with it thats more important

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By *entscotscplCouple over a year ago

falkirk ish

aye amd the profile that says will fill in later

lofao r nl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hmmm and on this note, i put my profile forward for criticism lol

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By *_jkCouple over a year ago

glasgow

The guys who take their cock pics over the sink in the toilet or in the bathroom mirror. For gods sake wait till the wifes out and take them in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pmsl!

thats the best one yet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hmmm and on this note, i put my profile forward for criticism lol

Awee it's a fab profile, gutted you don't meet smokers

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By *ord and ladyCouple over a year ago

around Glasgow

the amount of single guys that can only play during the day.never on line at night time,wonder why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

maybe they work

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By *ord and ladyCouple over a year ago

around Glasgow

"maybe they work

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new there had to be an answer somewhere

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

pix the wrong way around ffs fix them lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pix the wrong way around ffs fix them lol"

whose?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hmmm and on this note, i put my profile forward for criticism lol

Awee it's a fab profile, gutted you don't meet smokers

didnt say i dont, just said i dont like tasting cigarettes, plenty ways of disguising it

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Won`t meet smokers" on their profile, then they "wink", message or send a friends invite (sometimes all three).

Just goes to show how desperate some folk can get. STATE WHAT YOU WANT & STICK TO IT WE SAY. Then everyone knows where they stand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not playing, here for chat only.

List of Verifications stating "met in person" that go on forever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

single females that have got looking for couples

all single male

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it'll help if you can squeal like a pig!.....oh...hang on....that's my profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

demands for pictures

were as user has none

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By *1cebren4uWoman over a year ago

clydebank

The ones who measure there cock against remote controls ffs us girls know and can tell from pics what a small and big cock looks like lol !!!! so sleasy !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think the ones (males profiles) that say straight... because i got so many mails from single straight men saying their bi!! if u are admit it !! i do...

one profile that makes me laugh is mine too lol

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By *empnbunkCouple over a year ago

south coast

"very attractive" and "professional" in their own egos...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

honest an respectfull ..... really means to faced lyin bitch or bassa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They say they are professional, does it mean there both on the game? Do i need to pay?

Back to work to earn more money lol !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spot on, thats sooooooo condecending, (did I spell that ok? I`m not sure, I`m just a commoner)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ppl that say.. 'will write more later' etc.. yet the date joined thing says they joined MONTHS ago...

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I was aiming for the standard "2 lines and a cock shot" but I wrote mine one st. Paddy's day when I was lathered up on Guinness and ended up producing war and peace!

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By *hillaxMan over a year ago

Glasvegas

The couples profile who shout out in capitals with expletive language:

"NO FUCKING SINGLE GUYS CAN'T YOU FUCKING READ".

Wouldn't it be easier for them to check the box

( ) Not looking for single guys.

That way they won't get emails or friend requests.

I've seen it from both sides, as a couple and a single guy, a wee bit or respect from both sides guys.

As a single guy, I'd be more put off by a couple like that than a single guy who pesters me as a couple. And when I am playing as a couple, I definitely wouldn't meet that couple.

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By *hillaxMan over a year ago

Glasvegas

Oh yeah, the funniest thing I have seen and see it alot is usually on single female profiles.

Location: Glasgow

Yet all the photos have American plug sockets in the background. Me thinks they have been lifted off the net somewhere! lol lol

Or the couples who negative their pics to hide their features, it is just as easy for someone to reverse the process on their own PC lol lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or the couples who negative their pics to hide their features, it is just as easy for someone to reverse the process on their own PC lol lol."

FFS don't tell people that!! pmsl

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By *hillaxMan over a year ago

Glasvegas

"Or the couples who negative their pics to hide their features, it is just as easy for someone to reverse the process on their own PC lol lol.

FFS don't tell people that!! pmsl

Why not? at least they know now. But yeah, kind of spoils it though now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

single girls looking for couples were as she is straight

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"single girls looking for couples were as she is straight

why cant str8 girls play with a couple

maybe she wants to be part of the typical male fantasy of two fems

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