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"A bloke just knocked on my door,I opened it and he was about 3ft 3 inches tall. I said,"Who are you?" He replied,"I'm the metre man." "comedy gold ninja | |||
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"U need to get out more ninja "to the contrary im always out,i just need to get it in more lol i dont know why i have a home when im rarely there lol | |||
"You bored NN? "nope,i never get bored always something to occupy my time and thoughts, just figured id liven things up a lil on here coz its somewhat rather boring with posts on peoples favourite flavour of crisps (nudge and a wink to astondbs there lol ) and such  x | |||
"pmsl your getting worse" im not getting worse,ive already been there and the only way is up haha x | |||
"A bloke just knocked on my door,I opened it and he was about 3ft 3 inches tall. I said,"Who are you?" He replied,"I'm the metre man."
comedy gold ninja "haha cheers,im so pleased that there is at least one person who appreciates a sense of humour,to many boring fuddy duddies on here eh | |||
"Oh forgot to ask is that a Henry cooper joke " whos henry cooper? | |||
"Oh forgot to ask is that a Henry cooper joke whos henry cooper? "I'm guessing you have the fez and not the boxing gloves ninja | |||
"Oh forgot to ask is that a Henry cooper joke whos henry cooper?
I'm guessing you have the fez and not the boxing gloves ninja "confused.com, you have to mind that im a real life pirate of the caribbean of sorts so i didnt spend the majority of my childhood in the uk glued to a tv so you will have to elaborate for me and excuse my ignorance | |||
"Oh forgot to ask is that a Henry cooper joke whos henry cooper?
I'm guessing you have the fez and not the boxing gloves ninja "Just like that  | |||
"Oh forgot to ask is that a Henry cooper joke whos henry cooper?
I'm guessing you have the fez and not the boxing gloves ninja
Just like that "? | |||
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"Oh forgot to ask is that a Henry cooper joke " if henry cooper joined fab do you think he would still splash it all over | |||
"Oh forgot to ask is that a Henry cooper joke if henry cooper joined fab do you think he would still splash it all over "Unlikely, he's been dead for 2 years 
Besides, I'm pretty sure brut is on the fab banned list lol | |||
"Oh forgot to ask is that a Henry cooper joke " Knockout man!!!! Pmsl | |||
"Tommy cooper was a comedian in the 70's who wore a fez. Henry cooper was a heavyweight boxer in the 60's and 70's from south east London You're just too young to remember either lol "I think I'm aware of this tommy cooper,I'll have to google him | |||
".... I think I'm aware of this tommy cooper,I'll have to google him" Just like that....! | |||
".... I think I'm aware of this tommy cooper,I'll have to google him Just like that....! "? | |||
