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WIFE JOKES
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My wife said she wants a divorce
because
I spend stupid amounts of time
trying to think of my wife jokes...
...I said I'm getting bored of my wife jokes too when you're gone I can start on some ex wife stuff! |
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I don't know what's more
difficult at Christmas every year,
buying my girlfriends present or hiding it.
From my wife. |
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My wife and I were out with
another couple and I was telling
them about our new bedroom
drapes:
I said, "They're magnificent,
presented in traditional 16th
century English style. I close
them when I make love to my
wife and nobody could ever see
in."
My friend's wife said, "You have
Tudor curtains?"
"That's right," I said. "And
sometimes I bite her clitoris too." |
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