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over a year ago
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"that dress looks good on you but it will look better on my bedroom floor "
The costumes a little dated (Del boy classic)
Grab yer coat you've pulled  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you just reminded me of Del boy and Rodney as batman and robin my fav only fools and horses. here is 20p phone your husband and tell him your not coming home tonight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you just reminded me of Del boy and Rodney as batman and robin my fav only fools and horses. here is 20p phone your husband and tell him your not coming home tonight"
#rodders lololl   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Teasy? That was my grandmas name. Miss her so much. Would you keep me company for a while. (Takes out handkerchief) ....its called the sympathy tap!"
Dear Mr Mountain Goat I was so sorry to hear about the death of your beloved Grandma Teasy.
I understand your anguish whole heartedly, However, I am not of fey with giving sympathy and therefor must refuse the request of both keeping you company, and the requested sympathy tap.
#yournamesmountaingoatforgodssakejustsaying.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Teasy? That was my grandmas name. Miss her so much. Would you keep me company for a while. (Takes out handkerchief) ....its called the sympathy tap!
Dear Mr Mountain Goat I was so sorry to hear about the death of your beloved Grandma Teasy.
I understand your anguish whole heartedly, However, I am not of fey with giving sympathy and therefor must refuse the request of both keeping you company, and the requested sympathy tap.
#yournamesmountaingoatforgodssakejustsaying.
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Mounting (with an "ing") Goat. .....Horn but no beard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Teasy? That was my grandmas name. Miss her so much. Would you keep me company for a while. (Takes out handkerchief) ....its called the sympathy tap!
Dear Mr Mountain Goat I was so sorry to hear about the death of your beloved Grandma Teasy.
I understand your anguish whole heartedly, However, I am not of fey with giving sympathy and therefor must refuse the request of both keeping you company, and the requested sympathy tap.
#yournamesmountaingoatforgodssakejustsaying.
Mounting (with an "ing") Goat. .....Horn but no beard!"
oh I say mr goatxxxx |
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"Here's two Bob call yer maw an tell her you've pullt  "
Whether it's winding up your mate or the woman who's just knocked you back lol.
Here's two Bob, call yer maw an tell her I'll be there soon.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sexual, lol
Is yer da a thief? Cause he's stole the stars fae the sky's an put them in yer eyes wuv ya bum xXmwahXx"
Too sexual........
Are you Jamaican? Cause ja makin me horny 
Lol love you more xmwahxx |
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