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Famous person you would hit with a mallet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Moron, Cowell, Mr Tumble, every rapper & DJ, Sebastian Vettel, and everyone who works at STV.
Naturally, the entire con-dem government is getting much more than the mallet... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That fucking horse faced cow.. What's her name? The one who pops up on telly every now and then and says she judges kids by their names? Ugh, I would do more than hit her with a mallet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That Katie Price, I would gladly smash her with it a few times lol . K x"
Yaaaaaay MrsK!!! Katie price with a mallet....that had a fucking chainsaw on the end of it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Moron, Cowell, Mr Tumble, every rapper & DJ, Sebastian Vettel, and everyone who works at STV.
Naturally, the entire con-dem government is getting much more than the mallet..."
With you with Sebastian vettel and Alonso fuckwit, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it gonna stir up a hornets nest! Every member of the Royal Family for being such useless, inbred, parasitic job dodging bastards! "
Leave Harry hes a lad but go for the rest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alex Salmond
Absolutely, has to be number 1 on the list
With a huge mallet lol
Yes please
Nicolas Sturgeon for her hair cut too please "
Yep she's next lol |
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By *rsKandMrJCouple
over a year ago
West Dunbartonshire ish |
"That Katie Price, I would gladly smash her with it a few times lol . K x
Yaaaaaay MrsK!!! Katie price with a mallet....that had a fucking chainsaw on the end of it!! "
haha am on it Ozzie lol K x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or boy wonder.............  i am not famous and you would need to make it count 
Since when were you not famous???????????
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I think there is a distinction between famous and notorious! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Danny Fucking Dyer. I just have no idea why I loathe that man so very much.
But a hammer to the fizzog sounds good to me  "
He very is in the "fanny" category, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Donald Trump !!
Lands at St Andrews in his copter, i meet um, "yer no buyin this Donald, no caring if yer granny was "scaddish", u canny buy the home of golf pal !!
whack !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The most irritating English Prick and general arsehole is Itv's Richard Arnold on good morning. Entertainment presenter and complete tosser! I'd like to put his balls in a vice and wack them with a claw hammer!
Drs xxx |
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"Alex Salmond, Nicola Sturgeon, Neil Lennon in no particular order
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definately in that order.
Don't you just long for the good old days when the monarch could just get anyone they didn't like hanged, drawn and quartered? Might take a bit of time quartering lardy Salmond though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Robbie Williams, all the mutants from geordie shore Towie etc, Katie Hopkins, that horrible vile cunt who got the boob job etc on the nhs, all of 1 direction and all the other pathetic little boy bands who have no concept of music, Katie price, jodie marsh I could go on but that's plenty for now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No trying about it you. I'll just do it!!!!!
Anyhow. Katie price is sexy as fuk"
In what world is she sexy? She is another horrible dirty cow! Needs putting down if you ask me. Reprobate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Punching Katie's ovaries?
That's the temper again / bjq
Wonderful combo!!!!!!........."
She's a vile woman! I would make her do the water challenge and make sure it was water from the kettle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Punching Katie's ovaries?
That's the temper again / bjq
Wonderful combo!!!!!!.........
She's a vile woman! I would make her do the water challenge and make sure it was water from the kettle "
This |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would say Joanne lamont but it looks as if someone has already got there, or Ed Milliband just to put him out of his misery before he gets slaughtered in next years election but instead I'm going for that smug twat Jeremy Paxman! |
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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago
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"I would say Joanne lamont but it looks as if someone has already got there, or Ed Milliband just to put him out of his misery before he gets slaughtered in next years election but instead I'm going for that smug twat Jeremy Paxman!"
Add that twat Cammeron to the list and I'll join you in administering the aforesaid euthanasia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That so called model cara davenport or whatever her name is, media do my head in with stories about her, she aint model material and has a nose that looks like its been buried in a pile of for the best part of her life |
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thingie between the eyes would do nicely
