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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you could pick a colour,smell or sound for your fart what would it be??

Fred.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pink.....roses.....and the voice of alexander orlov saying 'simples'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colour:- Brown (fact).

Smell:- Marzipan (I wish).

Sound:- The cry of an imprisoned turd (fact).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colour - Bright Green

Smell - Pure egg

Sound - KAAPOW!!

smell that, babies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mines are fine the way they are just now, clear, strawberries and no sound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

after dg4fun and i have extra tasty chicken from asda they are definitley green ,smell was like nothing u could put a name to , and sound, hmmm muppet and madcow boaking hahaha

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By *igtechMan over a year ago

Stonehaven

dunno but after 3 hours in drysuit it can choke up a bell lol as well as make dive attendent puke lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colour-Blue

Smell-Aniseed(at least i would enjoy smelling my own farts)

Sound-Do you ever remember the Hammer House of Horror movies and the old huge doors getting opened,creaking away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

colour yellow

smell like somethings died up yur shitter

noise a right good deep baritone blast

oh hold on mine dae lol lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"colour yellow

smell like somethings died up yur shitter

noise a right good deep baritone blast

oh hold on mine dae lol lol lol "

and can smell them from here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

must be pure quality farts then lol lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"colour yellow

smell like somethings died up yur shitter

noise a right good deep baritone blast

oh hold on mine dae lol lol lol "

I hope you do not wear a wig

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By *eebonberrieCouple over a year ago

bothwell

Ffs 44 ah thought the QE2 had berthed, in the fog, up the Clyde !!! It wiz uuuuuuuuuu

Somethings have no changed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smell -aircraft full

Sound - like an F16 jet

Might that be what Iron mans ones would be like?

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