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You know your getting old when???
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"The nights out you go to are for birthdays 40 and above or like me tonight your going out because one of your colleagues has retired!  "
your watching porn and thinking fuck me that bed looks comfy  |
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By *976scott OP Man
over a year ago
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"The nights out you go to are for birthdays 40 and above or like me tonight your going out because one of your colleagues has retired! your watching porn and thinking fuck me that bed looks comfy "
Or you see a scantily clad girl and your first thought is
See is bound to be freezing  |
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"The nights out you go to are for birthdays 40 and above or like me tonight your going out because one of your colleagues has retired! your watching porn and thinking fuck me that bed looks comfy
Or you see a scantily clad girl and your first thought is
See is bound to be freezing "
hahahaha she wouldnt be with a big hunk for company lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The nights out you go to are for birthdays 40 and above or like me tonight your going out because one of your colleagues has retired! your watching porn and thinking fuck me that bed looks comfy "
Aye Right you do PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually forget how old you are.
B
When you TRY to forget how old you are  have you succeeded in forgetting yet? "
Nah, he just counts backwards these days |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them
It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight "
Damn straight it's too cold!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them
It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight
Damn straight it's too cold! "
i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them
It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight
Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social "
Challenge accepted! Breadsticks at 5 paces |
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"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them
It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight
Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social "
You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them
It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight
Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social
You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet "
Patience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them
It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight
Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social
You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet "
dont worry i'll provide the glove |
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"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them
It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight
Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social
You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet dont worry i'll provide the glove "
Not a green one |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them
It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight
Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social
You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet dont worry i'll provide the glove "
And I'll provide the love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the 2 40 year olds are too busy looking out their green and black polo shirts for a fight, but get tired before they find them
It's to cold to strip to the waist for a fight
Damn straight it's too cold! i challenge thee to a duel at the christmas social
You missed the the skelp across face with the glove/gauntlet dont worry i'll provide the glove
Not a green one "
it'll be one o his marigolds ....... runs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you actually forget how old you are.
B
When you TRY to forget how old you are have you succeeded in forgetting yet? "
Genuinely thought I was a year older than I was a few years ago. Wasn't til son said a few days later 'er, actually...'
Obviously I'm still 18 in ma heid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you play football in an 11 a side charity match and run for the ball and it runs away from you, and some wise arse in the sidelines remembers you scoring from that angle in the same park 35yrs ago
Played for 70mins and suffered for nearly 10 days with aches and pains of the joints.
Joints are for smoking not over
Stretching |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your teenager tells you that you shouldn't be out drinking every week as it can't be good for me at my age  "
Your teenager is no longer a teenager :-/ |
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"When your teenager tells you that you shouldn't be out drinking every week as it can't be good for me at my age "
I'd turn into a teenager, throw a hiss fit at the thought of MY teenager telling me about my "drink" issue. |
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