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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Guy came into chat and his opener to a fem was hi (name) do you shave. Another came in and said 'any females up for hard fucking tonight?' What's the wrst cringiest openers you've heard in chat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good evening guys n gals..wait a minute that's my catchphrase.
Some guys seem to be on a "tit mission" and you can just picture them sitting with foam coming out there mouth as they type "Corrrr what size are they fuckers,have you ever seen your feet"   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All time favorite has to be:
"S*****K...would you like me to wank off, come in a glass and then drink it for you on cam?"
At the time, said female was on cam and she about wet herself laughing.... along with the rest of the room!
S. |
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"Guy came into chat and his opener to a fem was hi (name) do you shave. Another came in and said 'any females up for hard fucking tonight?' What's the wrst cringiest openers you've heard in chat?"
you mean u aint read my book of them anna lol i think i get them all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was there not some guy who's "party piece" on cam was to fuck himself in the ass. ..with his own cock and NO it was not a whistling chappie from Arbroath..at least i think it was not him |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"Was there not some guy who's "party piece" on cam was to fuck himself in the ass. ..with his own cock and NO it was not a whistling chappie from Arbroath..at least i think it was not him "
You do realise a bell rings here when you have been talking about me again, don't ya?
Oh and by the way it's not me that has that party trick but there are a few on here that could tell you who it was. It was seemingly a well attended camshow by quite a few ladies! |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"^I knew it,you ran out of cream cakes..this will be in the News Of The World soon bb for all the "swinging world" to see lol. "
* Spelling mistake in last version * 
It's OK I made her sign a gagging order so she can't tell a thing! Sadly though I forgot to add the paragraph that would have gagged her singing for life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A school friend of mine used to use the eloquent phrase
"I'll bet your pants are sploongin' just looking at me..."
Needless to say, he's still a virgin. lol
Jx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the cum cup!
*boke*
lol! too funny
anyway! the ones that annoy me in general would the ones where someone quite plainly hasnt read a profile and asks a question again and again..... |
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